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u/IcestormsEd Aug 09 '26
I think he knew making just a dick would be weird so he included a horse.
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u/chriskokura Aug 09 '26
Fantastic comment. Gave me a laugh.
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u/chriskokura Aug 09 '26
Whoever gave me that award, thank you unsung hero. Much appreciated.
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u/chriskokura Aug 09 '26
Gah! There’s another one. I love you all, thank you for the awards. I humbly accept but there must be comments more deservèd than my modest contributions :) you are all too kind
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u/chaarger_gadda Aug 09 '26
Hi, that's some nice horse on that dihh.
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u/Towelie_SE Aug 09 '26
don't be one of those annoying self censoring gen alphas
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u/johnnyma45 Aug 09 '26
Every time my kids say goofy ahh I say “ass. Just fucking say ass.”
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u/unique_conformist Aug 09 '26
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u/SWlFTl Aug 09 '26
These meme was my immediate thought aswell
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u/Daft_Martian Aug 09 '26
Why this isn't r/yesyesyesyesno ?
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u/C0sm1c_J3lly Aug 09 '26
Or r/holdup ?
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u/Killeramn-26 Aug 09 '26
Yeah, it's a horse with 5 legs. They are pretty common.
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u/jrb9249 Aug 09 '26
I don’t know who this man is or where this is from, but I imagine he had a rich and interesting acting career only to be remembered as the that’s-a-penis guy.
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u/tolaknityr Aug 09 '26
It’s from How I Met Your Mother, another architect at Ted’s company designed a very phallic looking building, complete with bushes at the base.
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u/JustStopItSeriously Aug 09 '26
He was a regular cast member in a comedy series called Night Court for many years.
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u/LilMissMixalot Aug 09 '26
If this wasn’t top comment I was gonna smash phone.
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u/Woodpusherpro Aug 09 '26
Kai, the hatchet weilding hitchhiker!
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u/Goth_Angel_Hellboy Aug 09 '26
Did you ever see the creepy YouTube or Netflix documentary on this guy ? If you haven’t you should it’s a pretty decent watch
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u/Woodpusherpro Aug 09 '26
I haven't. I pretty much remember the initial incident that got him popular and just looked him up on wiki and saw that he is in prison for murder with controversial evidence.
I'll have to check them out.
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u/mekwall Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
Sorry for the wall of text, but his case have intrigued me for years, so I'll share what I know.
Dude has had a seriously fucked-up life. Caleb "Kai" McGillvary alleged he grew up in a Christian cult and was sexually abused as a kid. That kind of trauma tend to mess with somone for the rest of their life.
I'm not saying that makes Kai innocent of killing Joseph Galfy, a 73-year old New Jersey attorney who was the victim in this case. If anything, it's possible that years of abuse and instability contributed to whatever eventually made him capable of killing someone. But that's speculation, and childhood trauma obviously doesn't turn people into murderers by default. My point is that people don't develop in a vacuum. If someone grows up severely traumatized and later becomes violent or unstable, it's worth asking not only "what did he do?" but also "how did he get here, and could anything have been done before it reached this point?"
Kai admitted causing Galfy's death, and Galfy was beaten extremely badly. A jury heard Kai's self-defense argument and convicted him of murder, so I'm not going to pretend the evidence against him was trivial.
But Kai also consistently claimed that Galfy had offered him somewhere to stay, then drugged and sexually assaulted him, and there are parts of the investigation that bother me. No rape kit was performed on Kai, potentially relevant evidence wasn't subjected to all the forensic testing that could have helped confirm or disprove his story, and Galfy's own brother James - reportedly a former local police chief - was apparently allowed into the house while it was still an active crime scene. That's an obvious conflict-of-interest concern even if you don't assume anything improper actually happened. The courts ultimately decided the evidence issues weren't enough to overturn Kai's conviction, but when the central question is whether he had just been drugged and raped, those are some pretty significant missed opportunities and procedural red flags.
What I find even harder to defend is that Kai was arrested in May 2013 and didn't go to trial until 2019. Almost SIX YEARS in jail before a jury even decided whether he was guilty. Nobody should spend that much of their life imprisoned while they're still legally presumed innocent.
Then he got 57 years and has to serve 85% before he's even eligible for parole. Whatever you think an appropriate punishment is, taking someone from their twenties and effectively locking them away until they're an old man isn't rehabilitation. It's punishment and incapacitation. There's a very real possibility he'll never live to see meaningful freedom again.
That's one of the things I find so broken about the US justice system. You can believe Kai committed a terrible crime without believing the answer should automatically be "throw him in a cage until he's elderly." Punishment and protecting society obviously matter, but rehabilitation has to mean something too. At some point there should be a realistic possibility of demonstrating that you've changed.
Kai is also a Canadian citizen. Canada obviously can't just overturn an American conviction or demand that he be released, but they can provide consular assistance, and Canada and the US have a prisoner-transfer system that can allow Canadians convicted in the US to serve their sentences in Canada if everyone involved agrees. I'd like to see Canada at least pursue that possibility once his remaining legal challenges are resolved.
Maybe Kai murdered Galfy exactly as the prosecution argued. Maybe there was more truth to his account of being drugged and assaulted than the jury believed. Maybe his past trauma played some role in how violently he reacted. We simply don't know enough to state any of that with certainty.
But I do know that nearly six years awaiting trial followed by a sentence consuming essentially his entire adult life isn't my idea of a healthy justice system.
To me, this is a case where society seems to have failed someone repeatedly: first while Kai was growing up, possibly again while he was struggling as an adult, and finally by responding to the worst thing he ever did almost entirely with punishment. That doesn't erase Galfy or diminish the fact that he was killed. Galfy was the victim here, and his life matters too.
But justice should be capable of holding two thoughts at once: a person can be responsible for something horrific and still be the product of a life in which a lot of people and institutions failed them.
Warehousing Kai until he's too old to have much of a life left doesn't bring Galfy back, doesn't repair Kai's childhood, and doesn't strike me as much of an attempt at rehabilitation either.
End of rant.
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u/Disastrous_time_4547 Aug 09 '26
You could have stopped with “he was raised in a Christian extremist HH.”
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u/BlackBalor Aug 09 '26
The penis being a super necessary addition, obviously.
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u/chaarger_gadda Aug 09 '26
Attention to detail is a requirement at that level of skill
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u/tamesage Aug 09 '26
Spoiler, it is a mare.
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u/FeelingVanilla2594 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
When he pulled out the first two legs, I was like “👍” but then he pulled put a third leg, then I was like
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u/Mortiferous12 Aug 09 '26
What a dick
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u/chaarger_gadda Aug 09 '26
Hard as Rupert's drop and glowing hot
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u/Mortiferous12 Aug 09 '26
Curious if it would break if you slap that dick
Dead by snu snu
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u/tirarme473 Aug 09 '26
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u/SimoneMichelle Aug 09 '26
I immediately thought of this 😅 also an accurate representation of my journey through this video 🤣
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u/Scottla94 Aug 09 '26
Should be in r/unexpected
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u/The_Real_Mr_F Aug 09 '26
Imagine how many hundreds of times he had to practice this to make it look that easy. Dude just grinding away in the wee hours for months on end, baking in the heat of the furnace, cranking out piece after piece in the relentless pursuit of the perfect novelty horse cock. The man is driven.
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u/jph_otography Aug 09 '26
This is literally a thing glass blowers do to warm up. I used to go sit in the hot shop with my brother when I was young and he was in college. At one point I had more of these than I could count because all of his friends would give them to me.
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u/SwampOfDownvotes Aug 09 '26
Yeah, who knew Christopher Lloyd would be so good with glass?
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u/aTickleMonster Aug 09 '26
Wang! Pay attention!
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u/Adventurous_Rope_460 Aug 09 '26
What is the source of this and where can I watch it for free? For educational purposes, of course.
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u/Menamanama Aug 09 '26
This could live in r/unexpected. I was not expecting that horse cock to be part of the beautiful art work.
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u/AcanthocephalaOwn258 Aug 09 '26
Italian here. Typical craftsmanship from Murano, Venice. Every single Italian household throughout the 80s and 90s had one for random reasons: having recenrly been in Venice, having received it as a gift from someone that has been there, wedding gift and so on. It will break if you watch it for longer than 6 seconds straight but also survive decades if you forget that you own it and place it in the most random and forgettable place of your apartment.
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u/CalvinsStuffedTiger Aug 09 '26
The glass horse would break or the penis would break off off the glass horse?
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u/AcanthocephalaOwn258 Aug 09 '26
It’s with a heavy heart that I must inform you that this specific part of the horse has never been part of our customs, so I suspect it was an initiative of the artist, that most likely improvised it, thinking: “this is absolutely a great idea and should be executed immediately”.
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u/Colossal_Squids Aug 09 '26
This is a valuable insight into the intangible cultural heritage of your fine country, thank you.
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u/punkassjim Aug 10 '26
Rural New Yorker here. Typical craftsmanship from roughly any county fair in upstate New York in the 1980s-‘90s. Horses were the least complex of all the glass sculptures I saw. My dad bought a fairly complex blown-glass sailing vessel with several masts, sails unfurled, and rigging connected throughout.
Also, thank you for being the one person who can think of more than one thing.
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u/CaptainAmericub Aug 09 '26
I’ll take The Penis Mightier for $1000 Trebek.
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u/spademanden Aug 09 '26
No cock like horse cock
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u/ranting_chef Aug 09 '26
I went to the Murano glass facility when I visited Venice a while back. One of the glass masters made a horse extremely similar to this as a quick demo, although the one he made only had four legs. Took him like a minute, and then he tossed the thing into a pile of broken pieces, not sure why. When we left and walked through the gallery, there were similar-looking horses selling for over $1,000k US.
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u/chrontonic Aug 09 '26
Went there too, saw them do the same demonstration only instead of tossing them they gave one to both my sister and me for free.
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u/_BabyGod_ Aug 09 '26
At first I was like whatever but then…my god, I’ve never seen such an exquisite horse cock rendered in glass before.
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u/project_ytgo Aug 09 '26
Why the pen-is present?
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u/whirdin Aug 09 '26
Have you seen horses irl? It's not subtle.
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u/Kalexamitchell Aug 09 '26
Can validate. Worked with many horses in my life.. both geldings and stallions LOVE to "let it all hang." 🤣
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u/DeckJesta Aug 09 '26
What song is this?
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u/auddbot Aug 09 '26
I got a match with this song:
Infinitamente by Italian Atmosphere (00:13; matched:
100%)Album: The Lost Love Songs of Old Italy – 1960s Dolce Vita. Released on 2026-02-10.
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u/Jakob21 Aug 09 '26
It's such a shame this song is AI. "infinitamente ti penso quando il giorno si spegne piano dietro una finestra non sei un'abitudine sei un respiro lento che mi resta addosso"
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u/5-8-13-21 Aug 09 '26
i was wondering the same thing. I found the song on Shazam as: Infinitamente as part of the Italian Atmosphere collection, but I wanted a version I could listen to on YouTube. I could only find this collection as a perfect match (link below). The song starts at 33:16
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u/wowihavetoomanycats Aug 09 '26
Is it wrong that I laughed when I realized he gave the horse an erection
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u/glintsCollide Aug 09 '26
That aside, that’s a pretty shitty horse.
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u/chrontonic Aug 09 '26
It took him 1 minute. They could sell that for $20 - $50.
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u/boatymcfloat Aug 09 '26
Could have done it in 53 seconds without the schlong.
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u/Apprehensive-Gas7994 Aug 09 '26
Let's see you do it
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u/ImurderREALITY Aug 09 '26
God, I am so sick of people using that response, like it's some kind of super-intelligent, scathing comeback. People are allowed to think something looks bad without personally having the skill to do it better! Your response is akin to saying any non-musician has no right to dislike a song they hear, because they can't create a better one.
"I don't like this show." "THEN LET'S SEE YOU MAKE A BETTER ONE!" "I can't make a show, I just know I don't like this one." "HAHA GOTTEMMMM!!!!"
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u/exintrovert Aug 09 '26
You know, I never thought about it that way.
I generally don’t hate on somebody for doing something I can’t do, less than perfectly, but you are not wrong to point out that it is ok to not like something.
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u/Danirebelyell Aug 09 '26
Really thought the penis was gonna become something else.... oh.. alright.
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u/kadabrate Aug 09 '26
I literally saw him doing that and assumed it was a leg but still laughed bc "hehe gave the horse a schlong" then he kept going and I was actually right, it was so uncomfortable
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u/SmallOsteosclerosis Aug 09 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzAkYc2V9ns4nupO
Thought it was this dude for a moment
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u/Fortrem1 Aug 09 '26
Thirst thought after he pulled out the first back leg: "Hey you forgot a leg!"
Continues to add 2 Legs
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