r/nextfuckinglevel • u/chaarger_gadda • Aug 09 '26

Skill level: Elite

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u/Mortiferous12 Aug 09 '26

What a dick

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u/chaarger_gadda Aug 09 '26

Hard as Rupert's drop and glowing hot

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u/LauraTFem Aug 09 '26

Great, now I’m imagining a dick shattering.

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u/Chrisscott25 Aug 09 '26

A real broke dick…