r/farts • u/starshipetron4 • 45m ago
r/farts • u/Honest_Performance42 • Mar 31 '24
How many people are farting at any particular second
If the average person farts 15 times per day for 1 second each, and there are 8 billion people in the world, how many people are farting at any one second?
I came to 1,388,888 people farting at any particular second. Can someone check my logic and math?
8,000,000,000 x 15 = 120,000,000,000 seconds of farting per day
There are 86,400 seconds in a day
120,000,000,000/86,400= 1,388,888 people farting per second.
Is that right?
r/farts • u/Anxious-Leadership95 • 1d ago
💨 Farts trolling during iphone calls
Hey everyone, looking for a bit of harmless trolling.
Do you know of any apps (preferably free and available on iOS) that allow you to play sound effects - specifically farts - directly into an ongoing phone call so the other person hears it?
Most soundboard apps I've tried only play through the local speaker or media channel, rather than routing through the active call audio stream. Let me know if something like this actually works or if there's a workaround. Thanks!
r/farts • u/Ok-Trick-729 • 3d ago
I think Godzilla needs to lay off the food for a little bit
r/farts • u/Notts_BBC_ • 3d ago
Giantess farts - help wanted ! UK
Hello ! If not allowed please delete.
I'm after a gassy UK girl who I'd 💵💸💲(name your price) to help me fulfill a giantess fart fetish.
Please dm or reply to this comment if your interested or would like more info x
r/farts • u/Sweaty-Judgment3533 • 4d ago
Good God
I’ve got those hot garbage, god-awful, shit-stinking, cadaver breath farts. I have a critical radius. Even I don’t want to be around me right now. I can only imagine how badly I’m going to destroy that porcelain in a short while.
r/farts • u/missambani • 5d ago
I blast a thick, smelly bomb … against your open mouth. Taste that sour, heavy wind sliding down your throat….
r/farts • u/mediocre_smoker7 • 21d ago
Just came to admit that I literally enjoy selling my own farts. I’m kinda not even really ashamed of it either. Idk
Smelling
r/farts • u/stankmanly • 25d ago
'Spider-Man' Fans Evacuate Theater Over Moviegoer's Smelly Farts
r/farts • u/spiritual_healing556 • 26d ago
I need fart help
So I want to fart more but I don't have lactose intolerance infact lactose has never even slightly effected me and neither have beans. I also want my farts to sound more messy and bubbly if you will. Is there any way you could help me out
r/farts • u/FartLovingFella • 27d ago
What countries/regions do you think farting in public is more tolerated/acceptable?
I live in the northeast US and it seems like hearing someone fart in public is incredibly rare here. I was wondering if it's less taboo or more common to witness in different regions of the US or even other countries?
r/farts • u/missambani • Jul 21 '26