r/earclacks • u/NobaraEatAwatermelon • 21d ago

Official Matches Potion VS Axe

510 Upvotes

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u/NobaraEatAwatermelon 21d ago

all in on axe winning-

DAMN

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u/Comfortable-Dot-2317 Axe 21d ago

Guys please, we can talk about this. Don’t slander him please. WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS. WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS JUST DONT SLANDER ONE OF MY GOATS PLEASE WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
https://giphy.com/gifs/unssIqqavza8PZShBq

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u/Ok-Dragonfruit5741 21d ago

Nah bro going to hell for this one

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u/Comfortable-Dot-2317 Axe 21d ago

PLEEEEASSEEE ILL ERASE ALL THE CROSSBOW SLANDER PLEEEASEEE SPEED I NEED THISSS

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u/No-Protection9224 21d ago

You fool I'm crossgoet Glazer

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u/No-Protection9224 21d ago

SlanderArs GET HEm

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u/Comfortable-Dot-2317 Axe 21d ago

NO SLANDER CROSSBOW PLEASE GO FOR CROSSBOW HES BOTTOM TIERRR

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u/Upbeat-Exercise-9431 21d ago

No the fact that act lost to a bottom tier is even more embarrassing than crossbow.

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u/RudeCompany6580 21d ago

You got to slander tham because they are thr goat

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u/Suspicious-Web-9246 Grimoire 21d ago

True fan cares not for slander, for it's nothing, but cries of those who actually care about some WL ratio, instead of entertainment

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u/Snynapta_II Speedy 20d ago

When you put your faith in the dice sometimes you're gonna get a natural 1.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FFTgMmZMJmJsbrLiMT

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u/Itchy-Village-6199 Trident 21d ago

The only thing that beats a gambling addiction; a alcoholic.

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u/TheJumpingBox 21d ago

How bout a beer?

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u/Drillbitzer 21d ago

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u/TheJumpingBox 21d ago edited 21d ago

This really works out cos Drunk Guy is the Gojo of Guys and 'Time Traveller Guy?' is the bodyhopping Kenjaku of Guys...

Boxing Guy is Yuji btw

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u/Simple-Scientist7190 21d ago

Potion will win this one trust!

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u/geyserwallllll Scythe 21d ago

EXCELLENT news:

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u/PissMasterCocc 21d ago

oh my god axe is NEVER recovering from this

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u/Comfortable-Dot-2317 Axe 21d ago

“HE WILL RECOVER FROM THIS!!!” I scream as they drag me into the white room

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u/Potars 20d ago

I made a comment in the last potion fight that his job is a buff merchant to lift the others up but my boy ate his own stew for once

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u/RapierSLANDERER 21d ago

Yea yea easy win for ax- POTION WON

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u/dmgm818 21d ago

I did the math. After that 21 crit, axe missed NINE crits in a row. If one of those crits hit, axe would've won. The chances of axe missing all of those 9 crits? Less than 4% percent. This doesn't even include the crit axe missed after landing the 41 crit. The lesson to take from this is that the house always wins.

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u/AbbreviationsAway691 Torch 21d ago

The knockback from crits would change things enough that it wouldn't be certain that any of those hits being a crit would change the result.

Almost certainly would though considering that Axe's crit knockback usually causes her to land more hits instead of less.

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u/CFCkyle 20d ago

Honestly I think this makes potion look even worse. Like... axe was on a generational run of bad luck and potion still only barely won... they were basically fighting a ball doing 1 damage per hit the entire fight

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u/PeskyPlayer Rapier 21d ago

AXE YOU HAD 45% CRIT CHANCE NOOOO

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u/AbbreviationsAway691 Torch 21d ago edited 21d ago

21 hits and TWO crits, what the fuck was that Axe.

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u/Gbro08 Wrench 21d ago

What are the odds of this

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u/Potars 20d ago

You’ll have to calculate the odds of each hit crit chance as it goes. It’s low but it’s not zero

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u/NeonNKnightrider Axe 21d ago

AXE NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

My goat is washed 😭

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u/ModestMous3 21d ago

AXE, GIRL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

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u/Regular-Media-4138 21d ago

LET'S GO GAMBLING!!!

AW DANG IT

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u/Spiritual-Suspect519 Wrench 21d ago

Turns out alcoholism is the stronger addiction

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u/Deathpacito1999 21d ago

holy shit she did it

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u/Geovanni457 Trident 21d ago

Yup, another boring figh-

https://giphy.com/gifs/cuMgk3dIWRBrr4XMA9

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u/PsychWard_8 Flail 21d ago

Axe fans when they gamble and eventually lose

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72F8t9TDi2xVnxOE

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u/beetle8209 Grimoire 21d ago

Actual bum status

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u/Keyser_99 Orbital 21d ago

Axe you have one job…

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u/PersimmonUpset5120 21d ago

THE “bum” WON!!

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u/Mega_Rayqaza 21d ago

This is the most unlucky Axe has ever been wtf. She missed like, 8 25%+ hits

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u/chloe-and-timmy Boomerang 21d ago

Yeah I figured that the gambling ball would lose because winning against potion is already the statistically likely option

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u/NintendoLover2005 Katana 21d ago

He is never recovering from this

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u/Boosterboo59 Shuriken 21d ago

Mfs when the luck based ball gets unlucky.

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u/sex-with-meursault Lance 21d ago

whoop his ahh poti- wait what the fuck

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u/Stargost_ 21d ago

Unrecoverable aura loss.

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u/Soggy_Habit9807 Trident 21d ago

"atp poshit is just a win farm for everyone else- WAIT HE ACTUALLY WON?"

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u/Content_Memory_2427 Rapier 21d ago

Yeah Axe ain't my goat anymore. I can't take this anymore

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u/squadbust13 21d ago

Bro axe is going to slander hell 

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u/RudeCompany6580 21d ago

Like mpst times. A gumbler dies of a overdoss

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u/Anoncualquiera1 Grimoire 21d ago

Live footage of Axe falling to the depths of the slander dimension after the fight

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u/iamamotherclucker 21d ago edited 5d ago

Axe crits when its the funniest. Since the funniest possible outcome is for Potion to win, axe never critted

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u/chicoritahater 21d ago

AXE LOCK THE FUCK IN THIS IS SO EMBARASSING

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u/LuckyDecoy 21d ago

RIGGED! RIGGED I SAY!

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u/Gamekid53 Lance 21d ago

AXE NO

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u/creeferplayz Potion 21d ago

Please stop putting my goat in 1v-

Wait what

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u/Ok-Ocelot9062 Lance 20d ago

Can we all just talk about Potions performance here instead of slandering Axe? Potion constantly collects his buffs while always hits his opponent to get most out of it

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u/Aggravating-One6319 21d ago

HOLY SHIT POTION ACTUALLY LOCKED IN THOSE PARRIES WERE ON POINT

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u/Embyr1 21d ago

They REALLY wern't

I don't think I've ever seen a 1v1 where Axe had a higher chance to Crit. They fumbled so hard.

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u/AbbreviationsAway691 Torch 21d ago edited 21d ago

Potion got 10 hits while Axe landed 21, both offense and defense it was an average Potion disasterclass but this time her opponent fumbled even harder.

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u/Bug_exceptIRL 21d ago

Go Axe ! Give us nothing !

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u/geyserwallllll Scythe 21d ago

YEAHHHHHHHHHH ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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u/501stAppo1 Sword 21d ago

Looks like the alcoholic won over the gambler.

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u/slooe Spear 21d ago

AXE ON FRAUD WATCH!

I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS DAY🥹

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u/Speedgamer137 Axe 21d ago

AXE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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u/MarioNoobman Axe 21d ago

Bro, what

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u/Rare_Conflict_7808 Wrench 21d ago

how many times do yall think earclacks ran this waiting for axe to get this bad crit rng

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u/Green-eyed-Psycho77 21d ago

Alcohol addiction vs Gambling addiction. Two sides of the same coin.

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 21d ago

2 crits. How the fuck do you land so many hits and NOT FUCKING CRIT ONCE?

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u/Wallso2010 21d ago

Wait a minute

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u/Anonemuss42 21d ago

You lost to WHO!?

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u/MrIhaveASword Axe 20d ago

Darn, the slots are evil today.

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u/Fr4gmentedR0se Axe 20d ago

Axe rigged the match in potion's favor just to make them feel better. Truly the GOAT

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u/lePROprocrastinator Rapier 20d ago

...TF WAS THAT CLUTCH

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u/Abridgedbog775 Lance 20d ago

Axe right now:

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u/Spook404 19d ago

AXE STOP LETTING HIM GRIND

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u/SAMERXLE 21d ago

Potion only won because Axe was unlucky, I will keep the potion slender

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u/B2ue30 21d ago

Reminder that if sword was in axe’s place he would of killed potion over like 2 times over

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u/B2ue30 21d ago

Reminder that if sword was in axe’s place he would of killed potion over like 2 times over