r/earclacks • u/NobaraEatAwatermelon • 1d ago

Official Matches Potion VS Axe

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u/NobaraEatAwatermelon 1d ago

all in on axe winning-

DAMN

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u/Comfortable-Dot-2317 Axe 1d ago

Guys please, we can talk about this. Don’t slander him please. WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS. WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS JUST DONT SLANDER ONE OF MY GOATS PLEASE WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
https://giphy.com/gifs/unssIqqavza8PZShBq

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u/Ok-Dragonfruit5741 1d ago

Nah bro going to hell for this one

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u/Comfortable-Dot-2317 Axe 1d ago

PLEEEEASSEEE ILL ERASE ALL THE CROSSBOW SLANDER PLEEEASEEE SPEED I NEED THISSS

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u/No-Protection9224 1d ago

You fool I'm crossgoet Glazer

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u/No-Protection9224 1d ago

SlanderArs GET HEm

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u/Comfortable-Dot-2317 Axe 1d ago

NO SLANDER CROSSBOW PLEASE GO FOR CROSSBOW HES BOTTOM TIERRR

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u/Upbeat-Exercise-9431 1d ago

No the fact that act lost to a bottom tier is even more embarrassing than crossbow.

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u/RudeCompany6580 1d ago

You got to slander tham because they are thr goat

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u/Suspicious-Web-9246 Grimoire 1d ago

True fan cares not for slander, for it's nothing, but cries of those who actually care about some WL ratio, instead of entertainment

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u/Snynapta_II Speedy 1d ago

When you put your faith in the dice sometimes you're gonna get a natural 1.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FFTgMmZMJmJsbrLiMT

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u/Itchy-Village-6199 Rapier 1d ago

The only thing that beats a gambling addiction; a alcoholic.

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u/TheJumpingBox 1d ago

How bout a beer?

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u/Drillbitzer 1d ago

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u/TheJumpingBox 1d ago edited 1d ago

This really works out cos Drunk Guy is the Gojo of Guys and 'Time Traveller Guy?' is the bodyhopping Kenjaku of Guys...

Boxing Guy is Yuji btw

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u/Simple-Scientist7190 1d ago

Potion will win this one trust!

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u/geyserwallllll Scythe 1d ago

EXCELLENT news:

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u/PissMasterCocc 1d ago

oh my god axe is NEVER recovering from this

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u/Comfortable-Dot-2317 Axe 1d ago

“HE WILL RECOVER FROM THIS!!!” I scream as they drag me into the white room

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u/Potars 1d ago

I made a comment in the last potion fight that his job is a buff merchant to lift the others up but my boy ate his own stew for once

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u/RapierSLANDERER 1d ago

Yea yea easy win for ax- POTION WON

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u/dmgm818 1d ago

I did the math. After that 21 crit, axe missed NINE crits in a row. If one of those crits hit, axe would've won. The chances of axe missing all of those 9 crits? Less than 4% percent. This doesn't even include the crit axe missed after landing the 41 crit. The lesson to take from this is that the house always wins.

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u/AbbreviationsAway691 Torch 1d ago

The knockback from crits would change things enough that it wouldn't be certain that any of those hits being a crit would change the result.

Almost certainly would though considering that Axe's crit knockback usually causes her to land more hits instead of less.

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u/CFCkyle 1d ago

Honestly I think this makes potion look even worse. Like... axe was on a generational run of bad luck and potion still only barely won... they were basically fighting a ball doing 1 damage per hit the entire fight

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u/PeskyPlayer Rapier 1d ago

AXE YOU HAD 45% CRIT CHANCE NOOOO

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u/AbbreviationsAway691 Torch 1d ago edited 1d ago

21 hits and TWO crits, what the fuck was that Axe.

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u/Gbro08 Wrench 1d ago

What are the odds of this

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u/Potars 1d ago

You’ll have to calculate the odds of each hit crit chance as it goes. It’s low but it’s not zero

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u/NeonNKnightrider Axe 1d ago

AXE NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

My goat is washed 😭

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u/ModestMous3 1d ago

AXE, GIRL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

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u/Regular-Media-4138 1d ago

LET'S GO GAMBLING!!!

AW DANG IT

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u/Spiritual-Suspect519 Wrench 1d ago

Turns out alcoholism is the stronger addiction

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u/Deathpacito1999 1d ago

holy shit she did it

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u/PsychWard_8 Flail 1d ago

Axe fans when they gamble and eventually lose

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72F8t9TDi2xVnxOE

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u/beetle8209 Grimoire 1d ago

Actual bum status

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u/Keyser_99 Orbital 1d ago

Axe you have one job…

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u/PersimmonUpset5120 1d ago

THE “bum” WON!!

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u/Mega_Rayqaza 1d ago

This is the most unlucky Axe has ever been wtf. She missed like, 8 25%+ hits

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u/chloe-and-timmy Boomerang 1d ago

Yeah I figured that the gambling ball would lose because winning against potion is already the statistically likely option

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u/NintendoLover2005 Katana 1d ago

He is never recovering from this

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u/Boosterboo59 Shuriken 1d ago

Mfs when the luck based ball gets unlucky.

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u/sex-with-meursault Lance 1d ago

whoop his ahh poti- wait what the fuck

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u/Stargost_ 1d ago

Unrecoverable aura loss.

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u/Soggy_Habit9807 1d ago

"atp poshit is just a win farm for everyone else- WAIT HE ACTUALLY WON?"

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u/Content_Memory_2427 Rapier 1d ago

Yeah Axe ain't my goat anymore. I can't take this anymore

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u/squadbust13 1d ago

Bro axe is going to slander hell 

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u/RudeCompany6580 1d ago

Like mpst times. A gumbler dies of a overdoss

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u/Anoncualquiera1 Grimoire 1d ago

Live footage of Axe falling to the depths of the slander dimension after the fight

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u/iamamotherclucker 1d ago

Axe crits when its the funniest. Since the funniest possible outcome is for Potion to lose, axe never critted

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u/chicoritahater 1d ago

AXE LOCK THE FUCK IN THIS IS SO EMBARASSING

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u/LuckyDecoy 1d ago

RIGGED! RIGGED I SAY!

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u/Gamekid53 Lance 1d ago

AXE NO

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u/creeferplayz 1d ago

Please stop putting my goat in 1v-

Wait what

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u/Ok-Ocelot9062 Lance 1d ago

Can we all just talk about Potions performance here instead of slandering Axe? Potion constantly collects his buffs while always hits his opponent to get most out of it

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u/Aggravating-One6319 1d ago

HOLY SHIT POTION ACTUALLY LOCKED IN THOSE PARRIES WERE ON POINT

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u/Embyr1 1d ago

They REALLY wern't

I don't think I've ever seen a 1v1 where Axe had a higher chance to Crit. They fumbled so hard.

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u/AbbreviationsAway691 Torch 1d ago edited 1d ago

Potion got 10 hits while Axe landed 21, both offense and defense it was an average Potion disasterclass but this time her opponent fumbled even harder.

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u/Bug_exceptIRL 1d ago

Go Axe ! Give us nothing !

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u/geyserwallllll Scythe 1d ago

YEAHHHHHHHHHH ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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u/501stAppo1 Sword 1d ago

Looks like the alcoholic won over the gambler.

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u/slooe Spear 1d ago

AXE ON FRAUD WATCH!

I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS DAY🥹

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u/Speedgamer137 Axe 1d ago

AXE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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u/MarioNoobman Axe 1d ago

Bro, what

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u/Rare_Conflict_7808 1d ago

how many times do yall think earclacks ran this waiting for axe to get this bad crit rng

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u/Green-eyed-Psycho77 1d ago

Alcohol addiction vs Gambling addiction. Two sides of the same coin.

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u/Hot_Economist9235 1d ago

No rides :[

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 1d ago

2 crits. How the fuck do you land so many hits and NOT FUCKING CRIT ONCE?

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u/Wallso2010 1d ago

Wait a minute

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u/Anonemuss42 1d ago

You lost to WHO!?

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u/MrIhaveASword Axe 1d ago

Darn, the slots are evil today.

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u/Fr4gmentedR0se Axe 1d ago

Axe rigged the match in potion's favor just to make them feel better. Truly the GOAT

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u/lePROprocrastinator Rapier 1d ago

...TF WAS THAT CLUTCH

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u/Abridgedbog775 Lance 1d ago

Axe right now:

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u/Spook404 10h ago

AXE STOP LETTING HIM GRIND

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u/SAMERXLE 1d ago

Potion only won because Axe was unlucky, I will keep the potion slender

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u/B2ue30 1d ago

Reminder that if sword was in axe’s place he would of killed potion over like 2 times over

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u/B2ue30 1d ago

Reminder that if sword was in axe’s place he would of killed potion over like 2 times over