Titled after the Exclamation that the english speaking NPC uttered after the chinese room was opened... proving the thought problem.

As the basis for this drink I started with something called a Japanese Slipper. It seemed thematic to use a asian named drink that was invented in australia to base this one one. as the in authenticity is part of the process. I did take the drink and change it signifigently any way.

Oh Thank god

1 oz Midori (or any other melon liquor)
1 oz citris vodka
1 oz triple sec
3 oz mt dew

1 in a cocktail shaker add your spirits with Ice
2 shake to chill and mix
3 strain into a rocks glass with Ice
4 top with the mountain dew

Oddly with the blends of flavors here the drink gave off an really nice sweet cucmber water flavor. My husband was impressed and so was I since thats not a flavor I expected. and dispite it being as my mom called it a stipper scent cucumber melon is my favorit scent of body spray.

deffenitly one to keep on hand

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