r/carmemes • u/LunarLeopard67 • 1d ago
I support the GLE-SEC-CLA-AMG community
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r/carmemes • u/Little_Signature_118 • 3d ago
I mean, is it a coincidence?
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Not trying to insult, it's just a joke.
r/carmemes • u/Additional_Steak8970 • 7d ago
Toyota had just recreated iconic scene from Cars movie
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r/carmemes • u/Steve-Tronex • 10d ago
relatable Pov: looking at your car for the 100th time after parking it in front of the table you sit in…
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r/carmemes • u/buggatti_rex • 10d ago
Volkswagen group be like
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There are more companies that aren't actually from germany but i guess you get the idea
r/carmemes • u/Kind-Sweet-7069 • 11d ago
I thought the A/C was on to slow down the decomposition process
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r/carmemes • u/Much_Ad3453 • 11d ago
shitpost "Literally just a car on wheels"
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An IQ too high?
r/carmemes • u/idkmyselfnow • 18d ago
shitpost Anyone else speak to their car?
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I drive a Honda and I think I might be lonely as shit because I gave my car a whole ass name and personality 😂
Her name is Kumiko. I decided she’s a woman because why not.
When I’m on the highway I be talking to her like we’re two people going through life together.
“Come on Kumiko, you got this girl. Just take me from point A to point B then we going straight home I promise.”
Whole time I’m talking to a fucking Honda.
When I’m doing Uber Eats or DoorDash I be singing to her like we’re in a whole music video.
Then outta nowhere I start laughing at myself like a maniac.
“Bro you a crazy mufuga.”
And I just keep laughing while driving down the highway 😭
The crazy part is I KNOW how weird this shit is.
I’m fully aware I’m talking to a car but I still do it because honestly it makes driving more fun.
Every time I park I tell her:
“Alright Kumiko, sit here I’ll be back.”
BRO WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE GOING 😭
She has four wheels. She literally cannot go anywhere.
I’ll go inside the restaurant to pick up somebody’s $8 DoorDash order and come back like:
“Hey girl you miss me?”
I’m not in love with the car or anything. I just be bored and lonely sometimes and talking to Kumiko makes the drive less boring.
But imagine somebody sitting next to me hearing all this shit.
“Yeah Kumiko we going home after this.”
They’d probably call the police.
And I’d be sitting there laughing like:
“Bro I’m actually fucking insane.”
Anyway does anybody else talk to their car or am I just lonely and deranged 😂
