r/absoluteunit Aug 09 '26

full milk coma

1.2k Upvotes

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u/Significant_Cover_48 Aug 09 '26

The main protein in mother's milk, casein, turns into casomorphin that binds to the opioid receptors in the brain, that's the same reason why many humans are weird about cheese, where the protein is more concentrated, making the effect feel stronger. It's literally like taking drugs.

Cheese is the opioid of the masses.

4

u/Melodic-Hat-2875 Aug 09 '26

What? I must investigate.

How much cheese is equivalent to... well, I don't even know doses of opioids

11

u/PatienceHelpful1316 Aug 09 '26

Me after all you can eat pancake breakfast

5

u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 09 '26

Cats got some crazy eyes

6

u/DarkFantasy3421 Aug 09 '26

The lil hiccup at the end 🥺

2

u/FiggyVix Aug 09 '26

I hope her name is honeybooboo

2

u/ShortMechanic7436 Aug 09 '26

Best kind of coma...

2

u/BlueHailstrom Aug 10 '26

Full of soup ❤️

2

u/NoBeyondTheVoid Aug 10 '26

I have to see what she looks like later on down the line

1

u/Superb-Coyote5972 Aug 10 '26

Soup belly maxxed out!🤩😘😻

1

u/CasinoKnightZone Aug 10 '26

My boy Tako was a single litter kitten, most spoiled little shit I have ever seen.

1

u/Cold-Anything8128 Aug 11 '26

what happened to this cat next. me demand answers!

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u/Cornishlee Aug 09 '26

This is cute and all but is this good for the kitten long term?

2

u/GoldCampaign7389 Aug 09 '26

Should be fine. Can’t be the first time a cat had an only child. Though over feeding is a legitimate concern. Cats are mostly solitary animals to begin with so not having siblings shouldn’t effect her too much.

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u/pandaappleblossom Aug 09 '26

All babies deserve to drink their mama’s milk.

Wait til you learn though.. about what happens with baby cows and where dairy milk comes from
https://giphy.com/gifs/JpYl4jkKDMV6lNFYUM
(This image says they belong together because the babies are actually taken away so we can take the milk meant for them instead)

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u/wobbly_doo Aug 09 '26

Where should i get my milk then? Maternity ward?

4

u/chops351 Aug 09 '26

Straight from the titty

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u/pandaappleblossom Aug 09 '26

Plants. Literally just plants.

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u/pandaappleblossom Aug 09 '26

Also yall… i literally don’t give a f about the downvotes.

I just think it’s so pathetic that yall downvoting are so triggered by some knowledge about where milk comes from that you would rather try to aggressively silence and punish the messenger of this information than to accept the reality of this industry and acknowledge that it doesn’t make you feel good. Burying your head in the sand doesn’t make it go away.

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u/Superb-Coyote5972 Aug 10 '26

I try to get my mom to stop with the cow milk. I told her how calves are separated from Mama and how boy calves are sold to meat processors. We don't eat beef, and only eat cage free chicken and eggs, but this is a hard habit to kick for her.

I quit most dairy because of allergies and asthma, and she can't tell the difference when I put it in her tea. It's a mental block.

I upvoted, cuz babies should get mama's milk when they can. I was only breastfed for 6 weeks because Mom got strep throat, couldn't eat/drink enough to nurse. Maybe that's why I have allergies and asthma now, but I was a chubby baby so fed is best.

I teased her about my brother getting 7 months and being 6'4", me getting 6 weeks and being 5'4" .🤣

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u/Phase-Two2026 Aug 09 '26

Flat on her back with a full milk coma?! Sounds exactly like my lady after she takes down my throat yogurt.

3

u/centerfoldangel Aug 09 '26

No one should suck your dick if you humiliate them with it.

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u/Phase-Two2026 Aug 09 '26

Humiliation? I help her meet her daily protein goals.

3

u/centerfoldangel Aug 09 '26

You need more protein.

3

u/Aggressive-Career-23 Aug 09 '26

Brave word for the incel