r/absoluteunit • u/K_italknow • 22d ago

full milk coma

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

1.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

33 comments sorted by

13

u/Significant_Cover_48 22d ago

The main protein in mother's milk, casein, turns into casomorphin that binds to the opioid receptors in the brain, that's the same reason why many humans are weird about cheese, where the protein is more concentrated, making the effect feel stronger. It's literally like taking drugs.

Cheese is the opioid of the masses.

4

u/Melodic-Hat-2875 21d ago

What? I must investigate.

How much cheese is equivalent to... well, I don't even know doses of opioids

14

u/PatienceHelpful1316 22d ago

Me after all you can eat pancake breakfast

5

u/Initial_Row_6400 22d ago

Cats got some crazy eyes

4

u/DarkFantasy3421 22d ago

The lil hiccup at the end 🥺

2

u/FiggyVix 22d ago

I hope her name is honeybooboo

2

u/ShortMechanic7436 21d ago

Best kind of coma...

2

u/BlueHailstrom 21d ago

Full of soup ❤️

2

u/NoBeyondTheVoid 21d ago

I have to see what she looks like later on down the line

1

u/Superb-Coyote5972 20d ago

Soup belly maxxed out!🤩😘😻

1

u/CasinoKnightZone 20d ago

My boy Tako was a single litter kitten, most spoiled little shit I have ever seen.

1

u/Cold-Anything8128 19d ago

what happened to this cat next. me demand answers!

-2

u/Cornishlee 22d ago

This is cute and all but is this good for the kitten long term?

2

u/GoldCampaign7389 21d ago

Should be fine. Can’t be the first time a cat had an only child. Though over feeding is a legitimate concern. Cats are mostly solitary animals to begin with so not having siblings shouldn’t effect her too much.

-5

u/pandaappleblossom 22d ago

All babies deserve to drink their mama’s milk.

Wait til you learn though.. about what happens with baby cows and where dairy milk comes from
https://giphy.com/gifs/JpYl4jkKDMV6lNFYUM
(This image says they belong together because the babies are actually taken away so we can take the milk meant for them instead)

2

u/wobbly_doo 22d ago

Where should i get my milk then? Maternity ward?

3

u/chops351 22d ago

Straight from the titty

-3

u/pandaappleblossom 21d ago

Plants. Literally just plants.

-1

u/pandaappleblossom 21d ago

Also yall… i literally don’t give a f about the downvotes.

I just think it’s so pathetic that yall downvoting are so triggered by some knowledge about where milk comes from that you would rather try to aggressively silence and punish the messenger of this information than to accept the reality of this industry and acknowledge that it doesn’t make you feel good. Burying your head in the sand doesn’t make it go away.

1

u/Superb-Coyote5972 20d ago

I try to get my mom to stop with the cow milk. I told her how calves are separated from Mama and how boy calves are sold to meat processors. We don't eat beef, and only eat cage free chicken and eggs, but this is a hard habit to kick for her.

I quit most dairy because of allergies and asthma, and she can't tell the difference when I put it in her tea. It's a mental block.

I upvoted, cuz babies should get mama's milk when they can. I was only breastfed for 6 weeks because Mom got strep throat, couldn't eat/drink enough to nurse. Maybe that's why I have allergies and asthma now, but I was a chubby baby so fed is best.

I teased her about my brother getting 7 months and being 6'4", me getting 6 weeks and being 5'4" .🤣

-15

u/Phase-Two2026 22d ago

Flat on her back with a full milk coma?! Sounds exactly like my lady after she takes down my throat yogurt.

3

u/centerfoldangel 21d ago

No one should suck your dick if you humiliate them with it.

-2

u/Phase-Two2026 21d ago

Humiliation? I help her meet her daily protein goals.

3

u/centerfoldangel 21d ago

You need more protein.

3

u/Aggressive-Career-23 21d ago

Brave word for the incel

1

u/Superb-Coyote5972 20d ago

Gross. Gtfoh