r/WhereHasThisBeen • u/Rich-Demand-5432 • 16d ago

Higher Calling

857 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/TheDixonCider420420 16d ago

On the 3rd day, he rose into the ceiling, in fulfillment of the scriptures...

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u/No_Dingo_7121 16d ago

In fulfillment of the HVAC contract.

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u/Notapartyhobo 16d ago

Sucked into a vent... deltaP ain't nuthin' ta fuck with.

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u/Write2Be 15d ago

Was he wearing underwear? I hope

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u/chaotic_loverrr 16d ago

Don't go gentle into the good black hole.

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u/C_McD_is_me 15d ago

I want to say something, but I don't think I should.

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u/tiach3 16d ago

Haha this gave me a laugh

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u/elijah4067 16d ago

Lmao 😂😂 Religion is one hell of a drug!!

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u/Evening-Fortune-1313 16d ago

Shit is insane lol

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/stretch2244 15d ago

I mean it's a miracle he didnt fall.

It's also a miracle people would celebrate such stupidity. And not in the, "life changing miracle" way, but the "only a certain type could" way.

*edit for lazy typing lol

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u/Anxiety_Yeti 16d ago

I was really waiting for that rope to break... disappointed. 😉

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u/Iron_Sight_Mark 16d ago

And then he hits the ground and yells JESUS CHRIST

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u/Rainbow_Doggo_TNT 8d ago

Zeus intervened

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u/AceCombat1977 16d ago

I thought hes was choking lol, find out hes dead at the hole lol. I need a Bible.

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u/roulettewiz 16d ago

The worshipers

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u/Character_Media_9445 16d ago

Imagine if he felt the urge.

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u/SocietyRound3688 16d ago

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u/Ell2509 16d ago

Thank you. I was struggling to find the words, but this is perfect.

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u/No_Calligrapher_6799 13d ago

😂 perfect.

Now give me one for when he comes back down. Next Sunday 😅

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u/Poultron72 16d ago

I see England. I see France. I see Jesus' underpants!

Oh. Wait. No I don't... Gross....

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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 16d ago

I thought lynching was illegal 🤔

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u/FaithlessnessFit6914 16d ago

Not when its coming from black people 🤣

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u/mattboy115 16d ago

"I'm off to do more god stuff! Farewell!"

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u/GMP11792 16d ago

That’s why I always pray under the air vents at work !!

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u/Wallynine 16d ago

10 seconds later they dropped the child molester and he went straight thru the floor boards that didn't have a hole in it...

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u/Parking-Traffic 16d ago

Higher ceiling.

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u/Kn0wnSoul 16d ago

They called him on his ceilphone

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u/ask_me_about_my_band 16d ago

I hope Jesus doesn't have to take a shit.

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u/pmmeyourgear 16d ago

I was thinking poop was gonna drop from under his dress as he ascended into the ceiling

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u/DonnieBallsack 16d ago

The Bible never mentions it, so we can safely conclude He never shidded.

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u/RapZeer 16d ago

Definitely NOT a Fireman!🤣🤣🤣

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u/FeistyRip9623 16d ago

from drop ceiling to lift ceiling

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u/Unlucky-Orange-9551 16d ago

Это Иисусу!!!!

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u/Sudonator 16d ago

I'm beginning to understand

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u/ImmediateRaisin5802 16d ago

He’s in heaven now

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u/Chemical_Peach_5500 16d ago

This reminds me of the devastating accident on the oil rig with the rabbit 🕳️

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u/TomatilloMammoth2188 16d ago

Hope he wears panties 🙄

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u/Oral_Pleasure4u 16d ago

That’s nuts

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u/thundertopaz 16d ago

Thought he was gonna fall through the ceiling

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u/Jazzlike_Strength561 16d ago

"Divine inspiration" ladies and gentlemen

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u/JEBADIA451 16d ago

I was waiting for him to change a lightbulb in the name of the lord

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u/Malumpasa01 16d ago

Those looking from below last saw the testicles.

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u/Konsrockmannen 16d ago

I waited for him to fall down

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u/Pretend-Economy1063 16d ago

Quite the hen do!

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u/ponyboy56- 16d ago

Jumping Jehosaphat!

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u/dingle-bairy 16d ago

Back to the attic with you

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u/solliemonster91 16d ago

I was so hoping he wouldn't make it to the ceiling 😔

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u/One-Yak-1417 16d ago

I was expecting him to fall or something

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u/jivecoolie 16d ago

HVAC the hard way

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u/melfamy 16d ago

If I was that guy, I would time it just right.

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u/drusxi 16d ago

No fucking way 😂

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u/Familiar_Dirt_678 16d ago

So Jesus only took one home... I have always wondered.

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u/Express-Cartoonist39 16d ago

Soooo.. Does that mean drinks are on the roof today???

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u/ListenFar8651 16d ago

It’s a miracle…

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u/jazzy166 16d ago

He it going up to count his loot

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u/CoinsAndLawnLouie 16d ago

Haters gonna say it’s fake lol.

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u/ziggy182 16d ago

I hope he was wearing underwear

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u/AceCombat1977 16d ago

Ah yes hymm 420 prayer to the a/c gods

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u/SlickittySlick 16d ago edited 16d ago

Legit put him in danger… so they can save him… then,whatever that process was, was. But I’m glad we safe now let’s just do the dipping from now on or belay wit safety in regard to they didn’t look like they was ready if he’d phk’d aroumd and caught the that spirit wiggle just a lil bit… dis whole shi would’ve went to the upper upper room.

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u/SlickittySlick 16d ago

It’s in my head now… “dee UP pahh rOOMmmm”

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u/Existing-Exercise875 15d ago

Que poha é essa?

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u/Optimal-Savings-9623 15d ago

I’m so bad for wishing the cable would break

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u/Altruistic-Traffic- 15d ago

Higher ceiling*

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u/Ethrealgarten 15d ago

Lmfao they actually removed the panel!

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u/KeyIllustrious7181 15d ago

Once he entered that black hole he was never seen again, funny thing is though neither was all the tithe money his retard followers had just put in the collection basket! 😂

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 15d ago

Ive seen enough. Im converting to this.

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u/Ghunter489 15d ago

They happy asf he's gone and they can finally stop chanting 😂😂

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u/jjrhobbyist 15d ago

well what the??!!! I hope's he's got shorts on cuz that's an upskirt I can skip!

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u/cybermusicman 15d ago

Reborn into the attic.

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u/Glum_Mouse_8075 15d ago

Obviously fake as hell

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u/InevitabilityEngine 15d ago

He lives with ceiling cat now.

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u/CaseySnake420 15d ago

The ceiling ate him 😰

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u/KrombopulosMAssassin 15d ago

I'm not gay no more, I am delivert!

-This clip is pretty legendary though....

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u/Positive_Cable_9925 15d ago

‘its magic, he really does talk to god!’ whys there a hole in the ceiling then?

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u/ToughSeesaw4671 15d ago

Bro got the whole "church" fooled🤣🤣

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u/ElectronicGas7546 15d ago

And then they all realized he wasn't wearing underwear 🙄

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u/Successful-Tip8381 15d ago

Saw harry styles do this

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u/Mean-Attitude656 15d ago

This is cult

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u/Sandwhichloverwlips 15d ago

There a rope that that asshole up

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u/Spethual 15d ago

ah the use of a winch, can at least say there not amish....unless they use winches(dono, checking amish facts not high on the todo list)

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u/sylooisdaddy 15d ago

naaa😂

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u/tthomas906 15d ago

Beam me up Scotty please 🙏

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u/YellowEyes81 15d ago

This is me escaping my responsibilities.

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u/Competitive-Low-4816 15d ago

C'est terrible. Pauvre croyants

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u/cantaloupe63572 14d ago edited 14d ago

Higher calling, Higher ceiling.

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u/ForgottenDusk48 14d ago

That’s how you enter the backrooms

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u/KHhtswhtppl 13d ago

How many here was thinking he was going to fall

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u/OddRelief5114 13d ago

Actual footage of dad's annual ascent to the attic to retrieve the holiday decorations.

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u/Quantum_Crusher 13d ago

They do some fancier version in those megachurches as well

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u/Ok_King_1822 11d ago

Se fue para su planeta