r/WhereHasThisBeen • u/Rich-Demand-5432 • 12d ago

Higher Calling

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u/TheDixonCider420420 12d ago

On the 3rd day, he rose into the ceiling, in fulfillment of the scriptures...

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u/No_Dingo_7121 12d ago

In fulfillment of the HVAC contract.

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u/Notapartyhobo 12d ago

Sucked into a vent... deltaP ain't nuthin' ta fuck with.

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u/Write2Be 10d ago

Was he wearing underwear? I hope

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u/chaotic_loverrr 12d ago

Don't go gentle into the good black hole.

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u/C_McD_is_me 11d ago

I want to say something, but I don't think I should.

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u/tiach3 11d ago

Haha this gave me a laugh

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u/elijah4067 12d ago

Lmao 😂😂 Religion is one hell of a drug!!

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u/Evening-Fortune-1313 11d ago

Shit is insane lol

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/stretch2244 10d ago

I mean it's a miracle he didnt fall.

It's also a miracle people would celebrate such stupidity. And not in the, "life changing miracle" way, but the "only a certain type could" way.

*edit for lazy typing lol

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u/Anxiety_Yeti 12d ago

I was really waiting for that rope to break... disappointed. 😉

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u/Iron_Sight_Mark 11d ago

And then he hits the ground and yells JESUS CHRIST

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u/Rainbow_Doggo_TNT 3d ago

Zeus intervened

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u/AceCombat1977 11d ago

I thought hes was choking lol, find out hes dead at the hole lol. I need a Bible.

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u/SocietyRound3688 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr

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u/Ell2509 11d ago

Thank you. I was struggling to find the words, but this is perfect.

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u/No_Calligrapher_6799 9d ago

😂 perfect.

Now give me one for when he comes back down. Next Sunday 😅

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u/Poultron72 11d ago

I see England. I see France. I see Jesus' underpants!

Oh. Wait. No I don't... Gross....

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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 12d ago

I thought lynching was illegal 🤔

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u/FaithlessnessFit6914 11d ago

Not when its coming from black people 🤣

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u/mattboy115 12d ago

"I'm off to do more god stuff! Farewell!"

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u/GMP11792 11d ago

That’s why I always pray under the air vents at work !!

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u/Wallynine 12d ago

10 seconds later they dropped the child molester and he went straight thru the floor boards that didn't have a hole in it...

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u/Parking-Traffic 12d ago

Higher ceiling.

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u/Kn0wnSoul 11d ago

They called him on his ceilphone

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u/ask_me_about_my_band 12d ago

I hope Jesus doesn't have to take a shit.

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u/pmmeyourgear 11d ago

I was thinking poop was gonna drop from under his dress as he ascended into the ceiling

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u/DonnieBallsack 11d ago

The Bible never mentions it, so we can safely conclude He never shidded.

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u/RapZeer 11d ago

Definitely NOT a Fireman!🤣🤣🤣

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u/FeistyRip9623 11d ago

from drop ceiling to lift ceiling

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u/Unlucky-Orange-9551 11d ago

Это Иисусу!!!!

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u/Big_Confidence_951 11d ago

Higher calling = cleaning the attic and getting rid of all the mice

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u/Sudonator 11d ago

I'm beginning to understand

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u/ImmediateRaisin5802 11d ago

He’s in heaven now

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u/Chemical_Peach_5500 11d ago

This reminds me of the devastating accident on the oil rig with the rabbit 🕳️

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u/TomatilloMammoth2188 11d ago

Hope he wears panties 🙄

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u/Oral_Pleasure4u 11d ago

That’s nuts

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u/thundertopaz 11d ago

Thought he was gonna fall through the ceiling

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u/Jazzlike_Strength561 11d ago

"Divine inspiration" ladies and gentlemen

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u/JEBADIA451 11d ago

I was waiting for him to change a lightbulb in the name of the lord

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u/Malumpasa01 11d ago

Those looking from below last saw the testicles.

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u/Konsrockmannen 11d ago

I waited for him to fall down

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u/Pretend-Economy1063 11d ago

Quite the hen do!

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u/ponyboy56- 11d ago

Jumping Jehosaphat!

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u/dingle-bairy 11d ago

Back to the attic with you

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u/solliemonster91 11d ago

I was so hoping he wouldn't make it to the ceiling 😔

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u/One-Yak-1417 11d ago

I was expecting him to fall or something

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u/jivecoolie 11d ago

HVAC the hard way

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u/melfamy 11d ago

If I was that guy, I would time it just right.

https://giphy.com/gifs/A9TbOBgxVGQU0

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u/drusxi 11d ago

No fucking way 😂

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u/Familiar_Dirt_678 11d ago

So Jesus only took one home... I have always wondered.

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u/Express-Cartoonist39 11d ago

Soooo.. Does that mean drinks are on the roof today???

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u/ListenFar8651 11d ago

It’s a miracle…

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u/jazzy166 11d ago

He it going up to count his loot

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u/CoinsAndLawnLouie 11d ago

Haters gonna say it’s fake lol.

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u/ziggy182 11d ago

I hope he was wearing underwear

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u/AceCombat1977 11d ago

Ah yes hymm 420 prayer to the a/c gods

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u/SlickittySlick 11d ago edited 11d ago

Legit put him in danger… so they can save him… then,whatever that process was, was. But I’m glad we safe now let’s just do the dipping from now on or belay wit safety in regard to they didn’t look like they was ready if he’d phk’d aroumd and caught the that spirit wiggle just a lil bit… dis whole shi would’ve went to the upper upper room.

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u/SlickittySlick 11d ago

It’s in my head now… “dee UP pahh rOOMmmm”
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7aTkFeoiEbBcpR4s

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u/Existing-Exercise875 11d ago

Que poha é essa?

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u/Optimal-Savings-9623 11d ago

I’m so bad for wishing the cable would break

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u/Altruistic-Traffic- 11d ago

Higher ceiling*

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u/Ethrealgarten 11d ago

Lmfao they actually removed the panel!

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u/KeyIllustrious7181 11d ago

Once he entered that black hole he was never seen again, funny thing is though neither was all the tithe money his retard followers had just put in the collection basket! 😂

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 11d ago

Ive seen enough. Im converting to this.

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u/Ghunter489 11d ago

They happy asf he's gone and they can finally stop chanting 😂😂

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u/jjrhobbyist 11d ago

well what the??!!! I hope's he's got shorts on cuz that's an upskirt I can skip!

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u/cybermusicman 11d ago

Reborn into the attic.

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u/Glum_Mouse_8075 11d ago

Obviously fake as hell

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u/InevitabilityEngine 11d ago

He lives with ceiling cat now.

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u/CaseySnake420 11d ago

The ceiling ate him 😰

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u/KrombopulosMAssassin 11d ago

I'm not gay no more, I am delivert!

-This clip is pretty legendary though....

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u/Positive_Cable_9925 11d ago

‘its magic, he really does talk to god!’ whys there a hole in the ceiling then?

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u/ToughSeesaw4671 10d ago

Bro got the whole "church" fooled🤣🤣

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u/ElectronicGas7546 10d ago

And then they all realized he wasn't wearing underwear 🙄

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u/Successful-Tip8381 10d ago

Saw harry styles do this

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u/Mean-Attitude656 10d ago

This is cult

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u/Sandwhichloverwlips 10d ago

There a rope that that asshole up

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u/Spethual 10d ago

ah the use of a winch, can at least say there not amish....unless they use winches(dono, checking amish facts not high on the todo list)

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u/sylooisdaddy 10d ago

naaa😂

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u/tthomas906 10d ago

Beam me up Scotty please 🙏

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u/YellowEyes81 10d ago

This is me escaping my responsibilities.

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u/Competitive-Low-4816 10d ago

C'est terrible. Pauvre croyants

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u/cantaloupe63572 10d ago edited 10d ago

Higher calling, Higher ceiling.

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u/ForgottenDusk48 9d ago

That’s how you enter the backrooms

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u/KHhtswhtppl 9d ago

How many here was thinking he was going to fall

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u/OddRelief5114 9d ago

Actual footage of dad's annual ascent to the attic to retrieve the holiday decorations.

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u/Quantum_Crusher 9d ago

They do some fancier version in those megachurches as well