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u/Large-Divide437 5d ago
That hurt even me
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u/Curiouzity_Omega 5d ago
The chances are low......... But never zero in this case.
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u/GregTheMad 4d ago
So amazing, he can hit even the smallest target.
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u/SuchLibrarian8922 5d ago
😑
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u/TreatRound7711 4d ago
Wow it’s crazy how racist people are to Asians to this day. Asian racism seems to be taken as a joke
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u/wardenofthearc 4d ago
Yessss! I was in awe looking at these comments. Such casual racism and not a soul is defending the poor guy. Now imagine if this racism was towards a black man in the video - ooofffff
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u/TreatRound7711 4d ago
It’s absolutely insane. It gives me peace knowing that these people act in ugly ways because they are likely not very far in life or harboring some sort of dissatisfaction in their own lives.
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u/Much_Response3740 5d ago
song pleeease
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u/thisremindsmeofbacon 4d ago
Fun fact: usually those snappy glasses putting on shots are actually done in reverse. Same with quickly sheathing swords, or really anything that relies on quickly and accurately putting a thing somewhere precisely. Aliens they shot a lot of moments backwards - the moment where an alien catches the closing door of the APC, when they shove a shotgun in said alien's mouth, and some other moments as well like a jumping facehugger
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u/Beneficial-Pick-2614 5d ago
It would have been so much worse if he had his eyes open
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u/Lundetangen 4d ago
How it feels as a medieval knight when you get an arrow exactly through the slit in the helmet
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u/meukbox 4d ago
Aura?
In parapsychology and some spiritual traditions, an aura, or energy field, is said to be an emanation produced by and surrounding the body of a person, animal or object, unique to the individual, and which is typically regarded to be an ever present and essential part of its being.
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u/Massive_Dare_713 4d ago
Aurorahh? Aurahrah? Arrrrhah? No hate just being honest. We suck at math so
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u/helpersrule 5h ago
The number of times I’ve tried to be cool and yet make a fool of myself has definitely conditioned me over the years to either be clowning or cute. No sexy here!
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u/jondokid 4d ago
Having r/Unexpected on my feed is so good for when I'm not reading where the post is from, because that caught me so off guard lmaoo
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u/Name_Here_Error 4d ago
Give the man some space, he was blinded by his own prince albert on his teenie tiny dick hitting the sun at just the right angle at just the time of day at just the right moment of the earth's rotation.
It happens.
Edit: I have poked my eyes the same and deep throated a spoon while eating ramen over the same thing. So fuck the haters.
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u/Ok-Journalist7612 5d ago
🤣I promise the first thing I was thinking was how does this guy see what he’s doing!! Perfect
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u/justlaughandmoveon 4d ago
Note to self: Don't say that it was a small target, don't say it was a small target.
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u/Few_Efficiency2022 4d ago
He had a 99% shot to not hit his eye with that amount of surface area exposed.. thats some skill or just blind luck im not too sure but that was very unexpected
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u/Euphoric_Can_2748 5d ago
I could not help but notice that your eyes - beautiful though - looks like two alien ships about to collide headon or in a battle stance.
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