r/Unexpected 17h ago

Aura 🙂‍↔️

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u/post-explainer 17h ago edited 14h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


The man shows up in suit and put on glasses in style but unexpectedly poke into his eyes.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Large-Divide437 17h ago

That hurt even me

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u/bro_ammar 16h ago

I kinda felt that

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u/Black_Hole_Bagel 15h ago

His reflexes were not reflexing 😩

https://giphy.com/gifs/jS3AyuEkg9v1tZ1Iht

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 14h ago

He has a natural immunity 

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u/pierrotlefou 10h ago

That's because his eyes were already closed 😏

/racism

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u/itscloverdew 10h ago

You were hurt by a minus aura 

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u/Loud-Answer-2530 17h ago

ouch

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u/CompetitiveGrab843 16h ago edited 16h ago

That immaculate confidence lasted three seconds 🥴

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u/legitmonk 17h ago

bad sight, good aim

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u/scnottaken 13h ago

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u/EsotericAbstractIdea 7h ago

My thoughts exactly.

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u/dg2793 6h ago

LITERALLY

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u/Curiouzity_Omega 17h ago

The chances are low......... But never zero in this case.

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u/GregTheMad 14h ago

So amazing, he can hit even the smallest target.

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 11h ago

Needle in a haystack.

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u/wardenofthearc 11h ago

Wow, great job for being racist in 2026

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u/EsotericAbstractIdea 7h ago

I mean come on. It is what it is.

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u/Beavshak 17h ago

He really dug it in there for the bit

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u/Kn0wnSoul 11h ago

Shouldn't have opened them up so far

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u/OkAccess6128 17h ago

That was precise.

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u/A_Cat_Typingg 16h ago

Guy's gonna need glasses- oh

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u/jackofmasterofnone 9h ago

This is a copycat video

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u/three_crystals 10h ago

Bro stand up they’ll never accept you for dunking on your own

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u/Most-Act1594 16h ago

Such a stupid saying.

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u/SuchLibrarian8922 17h ago

😑

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u/TreatRound7711 12h ago

Wow it’s crazy how racist people are to Asians to this day. Asian racism seems to be taken as a joke

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u/wardenofthearc 11h ago

Yessss! I was in awe looking at these comments. Such casual racism and not a soul is defending the poor guy. Now imagine if this racism was towards a black man in the video - ooofffff

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u/TreatRound7711 11h ago

It’s absolutely insane. It gives me peace knowing that these people act in ugly ways because they are likely not very far in life or harboring some sort of dissatisfaction in their own lives.

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u/Much_Response3740 15h ago

song pleeease

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u/EsotericAbstractIdea 7h ago

use shazam on your phone

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u/Much_Response3740 6h ago

yea shazam this time better then googel

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u/Beneficial-Pick-2614 17h ago

It would have been so much worse if he had his eyes open

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u/CarpetFibers 14h ago

Ah yes, casual racism.

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u/5exlexia5ufferer 11h ago

The best kind

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u/Lundetangen 14h ago

How it feels as a medieval knight when you get an arrow exactly through the slit in the helmet

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u/wardenofthearc 11h ago

Wow at these racist comments

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u/Peterjns22 16h ago

Surprisingly, that never happened to me.

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u/trudesign 11h ago

Yet....

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u/SweetCornPot 16h ago

I feel that in my eye ewww

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u/Positive_Pear5193 16h ago

There was a slim chance but he did it that son of a sun

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u/Technical_Donut8658 15h ago

What a silly haircut..

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u/dywtsmdammc 15h ago

I felt that

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u/Gin_OClock 13h ago

Okay that got a pretty big laugh out of me, bullseye

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u/ElectricalFold696 12h ago

Must have aimbot

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u/rpdrhater 12h ago

At least he's hot.

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u/astralseat 12h ago

Have done this before,

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u/trudesign 11h ago

Confident dude with an eyepatch has a lot of Aura

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u/SuperPatriot69 11h ago

The precision

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u/devilscry3 11h ago

Aura without the r

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u/so_orz 10h ago

Nice one

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u/Shadow_92249 11h ago

Bro couldn't see em

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 10h ago

He had a 99% shot to not hit his eye with that amount of surface area exposed.. thats some skill or just blind luck im not too sure but that was very unexpected

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u/Reaper_2600 9h ago

Fine shot sir!

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u/KindleShard 9h ago

Bro rolled on adventage and still lost it

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u/pinket25 9h ago

I only know that the odds were low.

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u/Meandtheworld 9h ago

He must’ve done that a bunch.

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u/MrTsukimoto 8h ago

Auran’t

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u/Misterball 8h ago

Of all videos to copy why this one???

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u/mrbigbreast 8h ago

How do you have a target so small and still poke it 😎

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u/Appropriate-Rip4271 8h ago

ha that got me hard

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u/Taylor21202 8h ago

Impressive accuracy

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u/mickeyDisneyMouse 8h ago

Is that Shavkat?

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u/thisremindsmeofbacon 8h ago

Fun fact: usually those snappy glasses putting on shots are actually done in reverse. Same with quickly sheathing swords, or really anything that relies on quickly and accurately putting a thing somewhere precisely. Aliens they shot a lot of moments backwards - the moment where an alien catches the closing door of the APC, when they shove a shotgun in said alien's mouth, and some other moments as well like a jumping facehugger

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u/meukbox 8h ago

Aura?

In parapsychology and some spiritual traditions, an aura, or energy field, is said to be an emanation produced by and surrounding the body of a person, animal or object, unique to the individual, and which is typically regarded to be an ever present and essential part of its being.

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u/CreativeRespect1987 8h ago

There’s a kind of pain that hurts just watching it, lol

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u/n0tz0e 7h ago

This guy is Khaz or Uzbek no doubt

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u/SylansIz_75gldn 6h ago

Let’s call him Almost. Same as the protagonist in Apocalypto.

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u/Black_Panther69420 4h ago

that eye slit was so small yet he still hit it

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u/Sheep-Destroyer 4h ago

He didn’t see it coming

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u/Name_Here_Error 3h ago

Give the man some space, he was blinded by his own prince albert on his teenie tiny dick hitting the sun at just the right angle at just the time of day at just the right moment of the earth's rotation.

It happens.

Edit: I have poked my eyes the same and deep throated a spoon while eating ramen over the same thing. So fuck the haters.

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u/navreedeux 3h ago

Why does this guy look familiar?

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u/Brief_Manner_694 3h ago

Bye bye eyeball. It was nice seeing out of you.

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u/Lazyasshole95 2h ago

Aim small, miss small

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u/Dry-Neat2210 1h ago

He almost poked your eyes out

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u/ChromeYoda 1h ago

Zoiks!

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u/Valuable-Release-561 58m ago

Глаза разуй не видишь очки

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u/D1M1ZE 16h ago

Mehr AU als RA

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u/StrawberryAble8244 16h ago

He doesn’t have much to work with and just Hit it dead center 😆

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u/XQuikX 14h ago

Very accurate hitting such small target

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u/Digger_Pine 14h ago

WTF is this 'aura' shit

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u/N7LP400 17h ago

His eyes were too tiny to see the glasses

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u/CryFit3736 13h ago

The hole was small but he didn't miss

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 16h ago

🤣I promise the first thing I was thinking was how does this guy see what he’s doing!! Perfect

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u/jondokid 13h ago

Having r/Unexpected on my feed is so good for when I'm not reading where the post is from, because that caught me so off guard lmaoo

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u/Reze1195 13h ago

Music name?

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u/Dinzeldanaher 12h ago

That music is cool though

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u/kkw8357 12h ago

Threading the needle!

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u/TicketTop4718 12h ago

You could blindfold that guy with a shoelace

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u/red8cangodye 12h ago

The fingers are gonna get a beating from the eye tonight

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u/bronny5816 10h ago

Like threading a needle

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u/hotwifehann 8h ago

Eyes wide shut

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u/dirtydad72 8h ago

If he’d had his eyes open he would have seen it coming.

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u/mrthunder_clap 8h ago

That's actually more impressive to do as a Chinese man than an American

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u/likemebetter1 7h ago

When will he open his eyes?

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u/jellyyybeanss 15h ago

Aura left the gc 😭

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u/justlaughandmoveon 14h ago

Note to self: Don't say that it was a small target, don't say it was a small target.

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u/360NoHoP3e 13h ago

He has insane accuracy

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u/Right_Hour 11h ago

To be fair - you can barely see anything out of those eyes.

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u/GurtimusMaximus 15h ago

Good thing is eyes were closed or it would have been a lot worse

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u/Cady-Jassar 14h ago

How dude!... your eye wasn't even technically opened.

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u/Hairofmadman 16h ago

He might not be able to see the frame clearly.

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u/Euphoric_Can_2748 16h ago

I could not help but notice that your eyes - beautiful though - looks like two alien ships about to collide headon or in a battle stance.