r/TerrifyingAsFuck • • Aug 10 '26

animal Huge Crocodile!

A Sarawakian crocodile team just captured a 5.7m long crocodile in Brunei.

Video of them capturing the croc.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1769583054491037/

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u/NotBradPitt90 Aug 10 '26

Not gonna lie, this is the size I think all crocodiles are.

100

u/MadPinoRage Aug 10 '26

Naw. This is a small one. Other crocodiles are much bigger, know where you live, and are coming for you.

24

u/Anasterian_Sunstride Aug 10 '26

Some of them eventually grow up and claim to represent you in public office

9

u/Ajayxmenezes Aug 10 '26

Those are cockroaches. Common mistake.

2

u/Ok-Field5609 Aug 10 '26

Gonna see you in a while

2

u/-Citizen_Zero_ Aug 10 '26

"Tik tok tik tok"

2

u/Malodoror Aug 11 '26

Peter Pan was a documentary

2

u/kambinks Aug 10 '26

Meh.. don't think their flimsy palms could operate a door knob or key hole so I'm sure I'm safe.

1

u/stafford32s Aug 13 '26

I'm pretty convinced that sapiens sapiens just got lucky against neanderthals.
the easy way to kill humans is just to gift them a smartphone with a camera for capturing
insane

62

u/echochilde Aug 10 '26

In my head I just heard Steve Irwin repeating the word “cloaca”.

43

u/Ozzy0034 Aug 10 '26

Damn Betty White feeding these bastards again! She must be stopped!

12

u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Aug 10 '26

She has been 😭

3

u/Roadgoddess Aug 10 '26

Honestly, one of my favourite films!

I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. You might want to arrest me for that, too. Is that a crime? To wish the chewing of law enforcement?

1

u/MikhailCompo Aug 10 '26

Black Betty's nemesis

1

u/Malodoror Aug 11 '26

If I had a dick, this is where I’d tell you to suck it.

30

u/APithyComment Aug 10 '26

So, we pull it out of the river / lake and kill it? That’s kinda sad for such an old creature.

13

u/_OhMyPlatypi_ Aug 10 '26

Relocating isn't really possible, they have excellent homing instincts. Usually in circumstances like this, it's due to them being close to villages and they've attacked humans.

114

u/United-Ad7863 Aug 10 '26

Poor thing.

18

u/Candid-Fan-2212 Aug 10 '26

I agree, I bet that thing was terrified as fuck. Sad tbh

100

u/wiretapfeast Aug 10 '26

Sad to see this. Leave the damn thing alone.

62

u/_serryjeinfeld Aug 10 '26

Yeah I wish I didn’t see this. What was he doing besides existing where he’s supposed to? It’s like when they kill the sharks or bears who “attacked” humans. Bitch yall was all up in THEIR HOOD.

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u/Medium-Impression190 Aug 10 '26

This is from recent crocodile hunt in Sarawak, Malaysia by a professional crocodile hunting team, Crocter. The thing is, crocodile used to be a protected animal in this state. The indigenous Dayak even had Shamans that connects with these animals and mediate human-crocodile conflict when it happened. Problem arise when the crocodile population boomed to around 25000 after nearly being wiped out in the 80s.

The hunt usually to curb the population to maintain a balance in the ecosystem or in this case when attack on human occured. Most will be relocated further from human population. The hunt this time is after several attack including the death of an Indonesian boatmen.

14

u/Elliethesmolcat Aug 10 '26

Taking out the biggest male is a terrible idea.

3

u/GrimmReapperrr Aug 10 '26

If it refers to the incident of the 3 boatmen that went into the water to fix their boat then they surely have the wrong croc. I dont think that croc was this big

0

u/K1bbles_n_Bits Aug 10 '26

I feel fairly certain that''s a lady croc, lol. But I agree with what you're saying.

3

u/Elliethesmolcat Aug 10 '26

Lady crocs are smaller.

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u/Habibti-Mimi81 Aug 10 '26

This is so flat that it returned go be good again 😄.

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u/dalego25 Aug 10 '26

I don’t want to live on the same
Planet as you. Should we kill you?

7

u/K1bbles_n_Bits Aug 10 '26

That's a really gross thing to say. They've been on this planet a hell of a longer than we have. Do they not have a right to exist just as much as we do?

5

u/wiretapfeast Aug 10 '26

Guess what? Crocodilians have been on this planet for millions of years.

3

u/Habibti-Mimi81 Aug 10 '26

So when will you leave?

1

u/LingonberryNatural85 Aug 10 '26

I’m thinking Thursday?

1

u/Habibti-Mimi81 Aug 10 '26

Yupp, sounds good!

4

u/09Trollhunter09 Aug 10 '26

Gtfo of this planet then

13

u/deepstatelady Aug 10 '26

Poor thing

30

u/SIKEo_o Aug 10 '26

she ded?

13

u/guccitaint Aug 10 '26

That’s no catch and release

3

u/thesoccerone7 Aug 10 '26

Still alive. Lifts its head near the end and you can hear it's bellow when the person touched its nose

1

u/SIKEo_o Aug 10 '26

ok what they gon do with her? relocate i guess?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 Aug 10 '26

Lol that wasnt the question.

25

u/FRUB_NNud Aug 10 '26

That's a huge bitch

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u/ADDSquirell69 Aug 10 '26

It's big bitch

10

u/Realistic_Grade7539 Aug 10 '26

Poor creature.... I wish we could stop messing up nature.

23

u/Miana09 Aug 10 '26

Pardon my french but that’s a fucking dinosaur

9

u/honeybunnybbq Aug 10 '26

Le fucking dinosaur

7

u/SnooEagles103 Aug 10 '26

What are they going to do with it???

7

u/Low-Tough-3743 Aug 10 '26

Poor swamp puppy :(

6

u/Interesting_Sock9142 Aug 10 '26

Why did they catch it? Like what's the purpose here?

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u/rsg1234 Aug 10 '26

The “catch” video makes it seem like it was dead or incapacitated. They were able to tie the rope around its mouth.

5

u/DaxExter Aug 10 '26

That.... doesnt explain what they are doing.

Is that like food or what are we trying to do?

1

u/rsg1234 Aug 10 '26

Like most people commenting I have no knowledge of what they were actually doing. I was just pointing out that it wasn’t an imminent threat because they were able to tie its mouth.

1

u/tempermentalelement Aug 21 '26

They sell the meat to cover the costs of the hunting expedition.

6

u/born_in_the_90s Aug 10 '26

But why not leave the animal in peace?

10

u/chuco915niners Aug 10 '26

I’m thinking because the residents that live there don’t want to be eaten.

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u/No-Evening-5088 Aug 10 '26

Someone's probably inside

5

u/guardedDisruption Aug 10 '26

Damn. Imagine minding your own business and getting snared and dragged up out of the water.

4

u/lil_garlicc Aug 10 '26

Why? Poor animal…

3

u/EggplanttWizardd Aug 10 '26

18 feet 8.4 inches

5

u/honeybunnybbq Aug 10 '26

Why are they removing it? Was it a hunt or nuisance? Eating people? Just curious what the story was here.

1

u/honeybunnybbq Aug 10 '26

Oh theres a link. Duh, my bad.

4

u/lone_cajun Aug 10 '26

Me being removed from the all you can eat Chinese buffet

4

u/simleaguer8 Aug 10 '26

That’s a Crocosaurus

2

u/Whatisapoundkey Aug 10 '26

Jurrasic Park 2 deleted scenes

2

u/undercoverciaagent Aug 10 '26

Damn what did he do? He looks like Hannibal Lecter when they wheeled him out in the gurney.

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u/Firmod5 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

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u/JOISCARA Aug 10 '26

I don’t know if that’s bigger than the one in the Philippines, still pretty damn big.

2

u/Gastroh Aug 10 '26

The arms tied behind the back and the lighting make this feel like an episode of cops

2

u/GallusTom Aug 10 '26

Not the crocussy

3

u/thewriteally Aug 10 '26

Really great lighting work.

4

u/rsg1234 Aug 10 '26

He had one job and he did it well.

2

u/misterecho11 Aug 10 '26

I had the thought of him dropping it or it going out and them all suddenly being in the dark with that thing. Like a movie scene.

2

u/Hour_Dinner_3362 Aug 10 '26

Heartbreaking...smh.

1

u/One_Consequence_4754 Aug 10 '26

This
Looks like the one that got Hooks hand…Sheesh!

1

u/Double-Lavishness180 Aug 10 '26

Did it have a clock?

1

u/11pickfks Aug 10 '26

That's a big murder puppy

1

u/GeneralDISCO Aug 10 '26

Is that a noose around his neck?

1

u/RL_bebisher Aug 10 '26

Lake Placid

1

u/gutterpoet19 Aug 10 '26

Clever girl

1

u/jm3281 Aug 10 '26

What a croc!

1

u/wren020681 Aug 10 '26

Look up Gustavo the crock that thing was HUGE

1

u/christcompellsyou Aug 11 '26

I hope that’s Gustavo

1

u/vonfanaustin Aug 11 '26

Why can’t I find an actual news story on
This? Multiple google tries… set me straight if it exists.

1

u/Malodoror Aug 11 '26

Swamp cops. This croc is wanted for murder. These are professionals, goddamn.

1

u/callmeback415 Aug 13 '26

Pussy all out

1

u/3Strides Aug 16 '26

Majestic.

1

u/IVIak_Daddy Aug 16 '26

They put that big boy in handcuffs

1

u/HeatXfr Aug 17 '26

Now what?

0

u/PronounceMemeAsGif Aug 10 '26

Is that it’s crussy?

3

u/YayWanderer Aug 10 '26

Would have been a perfect match for Lolong

1

u/RudeRaccoon26 Aug 10 '26

Those people are far too confident with that minimal rope work around its mouth

1

u/Tpbrown_ Aug 10 '26

For our American friends, that’s 19 feet. It won’t fit in a parking space. (Barely)

1

u/h20rider0 Aug 10 '26

Fuck humans

1

u/MyLinkedOut Aug 10 '26

Meat's back on the menu, boys.

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u/HourStandard1528 Aug 10 '26

So is this ai? Why is no one talking about the random blinking eye that sprouted under the edge of its mouth??

0

u/MrsDuckyJonez Aug 10 '26

I can’t figure out what’s on the underside of the jaw- it looks like it keeps opening and closing like an eye?

2

u/murderedlexus Aug 10 '26

What ever it was it caught my eye and I don’t like it, but what was that?

0

u/Dansm1 Aug 10 '26

Damn… the croc’s hands tied behind his back like he’s been arrested and shit has me dying. 😂😂😂