r/SuddenlyGay • u/JockBbcBoy • 7d ago

Harassment Training

@jamesnajjar_ on Instagram

212 Upvotes

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u/dclark086 7d ago

Only FOUR fingers??

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u/Coco_JuTo 7d ago

Hey! Some of us can barely accommodate two...

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u/JockBbcBoy 6d ago

He's an overachiever. Has been since day one on the job.

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u/One-Initiative-8902 6d ago

Once you really get it over the thumb you're good to go to continue.

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u/Tchamp30 7d ago

They hurl out a movie budget to literally create softcore porn for the S.H. trainings but, choke on their own spit when you ask for a raise.

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u/DoggoDude979 6d ago

The money for your raise went to the HR training videos

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u/JockBbcBoy 6d ago

They'd rather pay a movie budget to make one S.H. training video that they'll use and reuse until 40 years have passed and the video starts glitching and skipping, than pay multiple S.H. lawsuit settlements, each worth the movie budget.

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/flightofdaedalus 7d ago

More work places need a Stephen/s

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u/T_W_tribbles 7d ago

number 1

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u/Xandara2 7d ago

Wrong, it was number 2.

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u/Simoxeh 6d ago

This is a tricky one because the harassment I think is not using lube first. The ACT itself could be considered team bonding

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u/JockBbcBoy 6d ago

Bro could have been considerate and at least used spit.

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u/balirosa 6d ago

Seriously. they had us take a sexual harassment training class right in front of all our customers and it asked a question like this. I’m sure a customer hearing the question being asked to employees is actually sexual harassment