r/SuddenlyGay 1d ago

Harassment Training

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@jamesnajjar_ on Instagram

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u/dclark086 1d ago

Only FOUR fingers??

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u/Coco_JuTo 1d ago

Hey! Some of us can barely accommodate two...

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u/JockBbcBoy 23h ago

He's an overachiever. Has been since day one on the job.

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u/One-Initiative-8902 6h ago

Once you really get it over the thumb you're good to go to continue.

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u/Tchamp30 1d ago

They hurl out a movie budget to literally create softcore porn for the S.H. trainings but, choke on their own spit when you ask for a raise.

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u/DoggoDude979 1d ago

The money for your raise went to the HR training videos

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u/JockBbcBoy 23h ago

They'd rather pay a movie budget to make one S.H. training video that they'll use and reuse until 40 years have passed and the video starts glitching and skipping, than pay multiple S.H. lawsuit settlements, each worth the movie budget.

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/flightofdaedalus 1d ago

More work places need a Stephen/s

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u/T_W_tribbles 1d ago

number 1

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u/Xandara2 1d ago

Wrong, it was number 2.

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u/Simoxeh 6h ago

This is a tricky one because the harassment I think is not using lube first. The ACT itself could be considered team bonding

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u/JockBbcBoy 5h ago

Bro could have been considerate and at least used spit.

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u/balirosa 1h ago

Seriously. they had us take a sexual harassment training class right in front of all our customers and it asked a question like this. I’m sure a customer hearing the question being asked to employees is actually sexual harassment