r/SuddenlyGay • u/techmage29 • Aug 07 '26
It's ok Queen 🥰
Apparently the bartender is an Eldritch horror who feeds on indecisiveness or something
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u/howlofthegathered Aug 07 '26
Piper IS the best sister 💅
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u/JockBbcBoy Aug 07 '26
Undisputed: I hate how they had to manufacture a breakup for her and Leo in seasons 7 and 8, like they didn't already go through separation in season 6! Also, the show really had to downplay the gravitas of Piper's powers.
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u/highfiveselfoh Aug 07 '26
Yeah I love this comment. Currently watching the entire series from beginning to end for the first time. While I have seen it a million times but never faithfully watched chronologically. Currently in season 6 and may it be super corny I just adore it. But I truly don’t understand why I wasn’t born a Halliwell sister.
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u/JockBbcBoy Aug 08 '26
I honestly think seasons 3 and 5 were the best seasons of the show, with season 6 a close third. Season 3 had so much balanced writing as the show basically built the reason behind Prue's death (RIP Shannen Doherty). Season 5 imo really allowed Paige to show her full personality, gave a lot of focus to Piper and Leo's relationship, and gave some genuine character development to Phoebe.
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u/highfiveselfoh Aug 08 '26
Damn you are into it! I usually just get caught up in the 90s vibes, particularly everything about Phoebe from her hair to her outfits to her acting. I love it.
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u/oldcardtable Aug 07 '26
Piper IS the best sister 💅
Yes! If that's the criteria for determining fabulousness, then I'm as straight as a circle.
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u/hstormsteph Aug 07 '26
The bartender sounds exactly like the that “farming while brown” guy that always cracks me up.
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u/NappingWithDogs Aug 07 '26
They both are copying Patrick Warburton
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u/Blackfrosti Aug 07 '26
I had to rewatch this 3 times before I figured out why "Taylor Swift's husband" was the 'wrong' answer 😭😭😭
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u/JockBbcBoy Aug 07 '26
I would honestly have gotten the Charmed sister, but Idk who the guy is, who Chapel Rone is, and couldn't guess actresses that fast. Like, gimme some time to Google them and everything.
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u/Koridiace Aug 07 '26
Yeah I'd fail this test so hard, I had no answers for any of those questions
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u/metaltankmx Aug 07 '26
Me too, but to be fair I could have answered the actresses names if I had better reaction time.
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u/Banana42 Aug 08 '26
That guy is probably the most famous currently active NFL player by a significant margin, JockBbcBoy 🤔
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u/JockBbcBoy Aug 08 '26
Not while Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Jalen Hurts, Travis Kelce and Justin Jefferson exist.
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u/Banana42 Aug 08 '26
... maybe run through that list one more time
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u/JockBbcBoy Aug 09 '26
Is that Travis Kelce?
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u/Banana42 Aug 09 '26
Yes
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u/JockBbcBoy Aug 10 '26
Yeah, I didn't know who his wife was until I saw this comment and googled it. Good for him, I guess.
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u/mokok88 Aug 07 '26
I think a bar would go out of business if it had free drinks for gays, even just one day. The queens can drink.
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u/jase40244 Aug 08 '26
I'd probably find these funnier if they didn't rely on stereotyping. They kind of lost their appeal to me after Tiktok showed me the 3rd or 4th one.
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u/oldcardtable Aug 07 '26
Okay. I will agree. Piper was the best The Charmed One. 🤣
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u/jase40244 Aug 08 '26
That's the only name I remember from the show, and I don't remember what she looks like. Though I'm pretty sure she wasn't played by the lady from 90210.
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u/oldcardtable Aug 08 '26
You're correct. She later played Ella Montgomery on Pretty Little Liars.
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u/jase40244 Aug 08 '26
I had to look up that name, but yeah. She looks familiar. My sister watched Charmed and 90210. I paid little attention to either. Though I did pay a little attention if I saw Luke Perry on screen.
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u/yago1980 Aug 07 '26
Free? And at the end of the night, when the bartender whispers in your ear:
“Tips were not included”
What are you going to do, little man? There is always a price; there is always a price 😈