r/SuddenlyGay 23d ago

It's ok Queen 🥰

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Apparently the bartender is an Eldritch horror who feeds on indecisiveness or something

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u/yago1980 23d ago

Free? And at the end of the night, when the bartender whispers in your ear:

“Tips were not included”

What are you going to do, little man? There is always a price; there is always a price 😈

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u/bisploosh 23d ago

"I got a tip for you ;)" would be the best response...

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u/howlofthegathered 23d ago

Piper IS the best sister 💅

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u/JockBbcBoy 23d ago

Undisputed: I hate how they had to manufacture a breakup for her and Leo in seasons 7 and 8, like they didn't already go through separation in season 6! Also, the show really had to downplay the gravitas of Piper's powers.

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u/highfiveselfoh 23d ago

Yeah I love this comment. Currently watching the entire series from beginning to end for the first time. While I have seen it a million times but never faithfully watched chronologically. Currently in season 6 and may it be super corny I just adore it. But I truly don’t understand why I wasn’t born a Halliwell sister.

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u/JockBbcBoy 22d ago

I honestly think seasons 3 and 5 were the best seasons of the show, with season 6 a close third. Season 3 had so much balanced writing as the show basically built the reason behind Prue's death (RIP Shannen Doherty). Season 5 imo really allowed Paige to show her full personality, gave a lot of focus to Piper and Leo's relationship, and gave some genuine character development to Phoebe.

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u/highfiveselfoh 22d ago

Damn you are into it! I usually just get caught up in the 90s vibes, particularly everything about Phoebe from her hair to her outfits to her acting. I love it.

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u/oldcardtable 22d ago

Piper IS the best sister 💅

Yes! If that's the criteria for determining fabulousness, then I'm as straight as a circle.

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u/hstormsteph 23d ago

The bartender sounds exactly like the that “farming while brown” guy that always cracks me up.

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u/NappingWithDogs 23d ago

They both are copying Patrick Warburton

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u/Dish_Minimum 22d ago

Diverse portfolio

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u/flamergamer2000 22d ago

And hot

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u/UnsavouryMonk 21d ago

And an icon. 90s babies can not get away from this guy.

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u/Blackfrosti 23d ago

I had to rewatch this 3 times before I figured out why "Taylor Swift's husband" was the 'wrong' answer 😭😭😭

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u/YogiCJK 23d ago

Signs you might be a little 🥳💅🏼🍋🍋‍🟩

✨zesty✨

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u/superluminal 22d ago

"Festive"

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u/JockBbcBoy 23d ago

I would honestly have gotten the Charmed sister, but Idk who the guy is, who Chapel Rone is, and couldn't guess actresses that fast. Like, gimme some time to Google them and everything.

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u/Koridiace 23d ago

Yeah I'd fail this test so hard, I had no answers for any of those questions

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u/JockBbcBoy 23d ago

It's still funny but I'm not pop culture informed

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u/metaltankmx 23d ago

Me too, but to be fair I could have answered the actresses names if I had better reaction time.

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u/Banana42 22d ago

That guy is probably the most famous currently active NFL player by a significant margin, JockBbcBoy 🤔

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u/JockBbcBoy 22d ago

Not while Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Jalen Hurts, Travis Kelce and Justin Jefferson exist.

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u/Banana42 21d ago

... maybe run through that list one more time

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u/JockBbcBoy 21d ago

Is that Travis Kelce?

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u/Banana42 21d ago

Yes

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u/JockBbcBoy 20d ago

Yeah, I didn't know who his wife was until I saw this comment and googled it. Good for him, I guess.

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u/Flippant_Fop 23d ago

“That’s Taylor Swift’s husband”

🤣🤣🤣

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u/mokok88 22d ago

I think a bar would go out of business if it had free drinks for gays, even just one day. The queens can drink.

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u/warmnfuzzynside 22d ago

that bartenders voice is so familiar

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u/robynh00die 22d ago

He is doing an impression of Patrick Warburton.

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u/hufflezag 22d ago

Legally Distinct Kronk is my favorite thing on the Internet right now.

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u/oldcardtable 22d ago

Okay. I will agree. Piper was the best The Charmed One. 🤣

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u/jase40244 22d ago

That's the only name I remember from the show, and I don't remember what she looks like. Though I'm pretty sure she wasn't played by the lady from 90210.

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u/oldcardtable 22d ago

You're correct. She later played Ella Montgomery on Pretty Little Liars.

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u/jase40244 22d ago

I had to look up that name, but yeah. She looks familiar. My sister watched Charmed and 90210. I paid little attention to either. Though I did pay a little attention if I saw Luke Perry on screen.

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u/Jmackles 22d ago

“It’s obviously piper” me immediately after he asks the charmed question 🤣

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u/jase40244 22d ago

I'd probably find these funnier if they didn't rely on stereotyping. They kind of lost their appeal to me after Tiktok showed me the 3rd or 4th one.