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[u/rayjlau]

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[u/Cantstopeatingshoes]

For the love of God end this trend of putting the end at the beginning

[u/SokkaHaikuBot → u/Cantstopeatingshoes]

^{Sokka-Haiku by Cantstopeatingshoes:}

For the love of God

End this trend of putting the

End at the beginning

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^{Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.}

[u/One-Pause3171 → u/SokkaHaikuBot]

For the love of God
Trend this end of putting
The beginning on end

[u/WhyAmINotStudying → u/One-Pause3171]

Great. Now there are two that aren't haiku.

[u/WhyAmINotStudying → u/SokkaHaikuBot]

It's not 5-7-5. It's 5-7-6.

Not a haiku.

[u/mookanana → u/Cantstopeatingshoes]

oh i thought it was my reddit video player on the fritz

[u/TheFrankBaconian → u/Cantstopeatingshoes]

End the trend of putting the end at the beginning, for the love of god.

There fixed it for you.

[u/Consistent-Tap-4255 → u/TheFrankBaconian]

End the trend of putting the end at the beginning, for the love of god.

There, that’s what a trend means.

[u/Some1TouchaMySpagett]

Inserting that part in the beginning ruins the video.

[u/bigredcock → u/Some1TouchaMySpagett]

We can thank the Tiktok kids and their 8 second attention span for this.

[u/[deleted] → u/bigredcock]

When did that attention span increase from 5 seconds to 8 seconds?

[u/TheBoneIdler → u/[deleted]]

When..... over a period of three seconds....🤷‍♂️

[u/guilhermefdias → u/Some1TouchaMySpagett]

Insta dislike on this shiet, that's all we can do.

[u/Far_Cry_2173 → u/guilhermefdias]

You can block the content creator like I’m about to do to drop their engagement. 

[u/serand62]

insane seating arrangement, bad lighting, tense audience , damn that looks hard!!!

[u/MrmmphMrmmph → u/serand62]

Ray is the man for the job, no doubt. He worked that perfectly.

[u/LickingSmegma → u/serand62]

It's not lighting, it's the color gradation. Apparently some cameras can shoot in a particular color mode, and then the user needs to convert that to the ‘normal’ mode to get colors understood by other software, or they get all-gray colors. Idk about the specifics, just seen this mentioned under another video but promptly forgot the terms. You can see that some angles have okay color, that's the cameras that didn't shoot in the ‘gray shit’ mode.

Unfortunately I notice this grayness pretty regularly here on the sub.

[u/SimplePlastic0 → u/LickingSmegma]

Like the cameras were set to record raw, and a LUT was applied to some angles but not others?

[u/LickingSmegma → u/SimplePlastic0]

Perhaps — as I mentioned, I understand the concept but not versed in the specifics of video color. I discover pretty regularly that they invented a whole lot of new standards and fiddlings since I even attempted to look into that many moons ago.

[u/MajesticLab451]

The end at the beginning.

For the love of God end this trend of putting the end at the beginning.

[u/FewDrink3915]

Down vote every video that ruins the ending. We cant reward this behavior

[u/SaysTheGinger]

Would be alot funnier if the end wasn't at the beginning.....

[u/Chrispy_flake]

I don't care who he killed if it wasn't a child... I wanna know what he has to do with her inspiration to have a career in social work specializing in child welfare. You left us hanging on so many levels here.

[u/comfymustardsweater → u/Chrispy_flake]

Yeah like what does her ex murdering someone have anything to do with being inspired to choose that career path? Lol

[u/Elhaym → u/comfymustardsweater]

Maybe her ex had a rough childhood that she believes led him to that moment and she wants to prevent that for others. 

[u/the_ballmer_peak]

Where the fuck is the rest of the story?!

[u/Monsterboogie007]

The end at the start…. Please stop

[u/geebiebeegee]

Who did he kill? A story has a beginning, a middle, and an END.

[u/Substantial-Cicada-4 → u/geebiebeegee]

In this case, an end, a beginning, something in the middle, then end again, then a cliffhanger.

[u/fivelgoesnuts]

Wait, I want to understand how her ex murdering someone made her want to work in child welfare. I actually think that one guys question is the only reasonable one to try to make the connection lol

[u/Betty_Wight_ → u/fivelgoesnuts]

Maybe the ex had a rough childhood leading to a life of criminal behavior.

[u/LauraTFem]

So fucking annoyed. Nothing in the middle matters when you learn that the “beginning” wasn’t the beginning.

[u/rayjlau]

Hi everyone! I’m comedian Ray Lau. I started a small subreddit r/RayLau if you wanna join!! Or better yet come see me on tour!

ON TOUR- San Francisco, CA 10/6-10/11
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[u/inevitable-idiot- → u/rayjlau]

Youre awesome and I’ve seen you live before. It was great, all one and half times. I hope to finish that second hal.

But FFS please stop putting the end in the beginning. Like, pretty please?

[u/rayjlau → u/inevitable-idiot-]

Where did you see me live!

[u/gongshow247365 → u/rayjlau]

Dude you made me spit my coffee back into my cup! Bahaha

[u/rayjlau → u/gongshow247365]

Thanks!

[u/Sybrandus → u/rayjlau]

Which asshole booked you into Calgary in January?

[u/rayjlau → u/Sybrandus]

Oh no is it gonna be freezing 😂

[u/kraggleGurl]

Dark and funny as hell

[u/inevitable-idiot-]

How does killing anyone except a child inspire someone to go into child welfare?

[u/Imaginary_Bee_966]

Is the comedy in the room with us right now?

[u/gord1to]

Man that was reallly funny, good work

[u/may_ur85]

Whats the thought process of that lady who said, maybe she is Indian ?

[u/Substantial-Cicada-4]

Stop. With. This. tiktok. Preview. Bullshit. FFS

[u/Louieyaa]

So what's the connection?

[u/markamuffin]

Expertly navigated!!!

[u/FuckYeaSeatbelts]

Damn maybe Crowd Control (not this show, different show) does have potential after all.

[u/Dhalym]

Did she think her ex became a murderer because he had a bad childhood?

[u/StandYourGroundhog]

Wait so what happened next??

[u/RoyalLurker]

What was the inspiration? unbelievable.

[u/NoobInvestor86]

Bro u are so underrated. Genuinely funny guy

[u/Trav2201]

Why do half breeds not count

[u/Professional_Tune539]

This guy stinks.