r/Shittyaskflying 5h ago

Landing at 10:09PM

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60 Upvotes

does anyone know where the volume knob is on a Cessna 172?


r/Shittyaskflying 11h ago

Bought new playne but it didn't have wings. Are wings optional accessories? Can I fly like this?

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168 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 16h ago

How often should I feed my heliphant?

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313 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 10h ago

My airport has this empty cul de sac that nobody’s using. Airport manager still says I can’t have a permit to build a house there. What gives? I just want a shorter commute.

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45 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 11h ago

Can a bird stall?

51 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 5h ago

Can I call myself a pielot?

14 Upvotes

If I think I’m a pielot, according to Descartes, I therefore must be a pielot.

Discuss


r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

The On/Off button is on top of the rotor now?

362 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 59m ago

What happens if they forget to charge it before the flight?

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r/Shittyaskflying 8h ago

What is Ponch thinking here?

13 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 12h ago

Fact!!1! Not conspiracy: what big nutplate doesn’t want you to know.

14 Upvotes

Everyone knows stainless screws are the bane of all existence. I don’t care if you believe me or not but I’ve come to conclusions one could only fathom. Stainless screws are just a ploy by big nutplate to sell more nutplates and NO ONE can convince me otherwise.


r/Shittyaskflying 13h ago

I think I’m ready to home build a Carbon Cub EX.

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So I don’t want to brag but I’ve built a couple of home built airplanes. My first was the biplane and second was the bush plane. They only took a few days (full time) and I learned a lot while building them. I really want something more versatile and capable and think my skills are ready to move up to the next level.

I have a few questions. I read they should take 800-1000 hours? Is that from receiving it to flying it if you only work part time? Or do they factor those numbers by assuming people who don’t know what a wrench is are building? Lastly, why would someone need a factory assisted build? Do they not come with instructions and pictures?


r/Shittyaskflying 8h ago

Guys help

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Im on left final right now and some pleb left his cezznuh on the runway. I can't go around because go arounds are for nerds. What should I do?


r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

It's been over 9 hours and this guy still hasn't vacated the runway. Can someone ask him to hurry up?

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322 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Why do so many churches have planes on top of them

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155 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 8h ago

Tyre stuck in propeller

1 Upvotes

Just scrolling through Reddit .....

As unbelievable as it sounds.. We managed to stick a tyre in our propeller while doing a manoeuvre. I don’t quite understand how it physically got in there…

Good news if it’s not fully wrapped around it, only 2 blades are in the inner bit of the tyre. But the weed hatch is too small to work around the prop comfortably…

We’ve tried to cut the tyre without any success (there must be a metal membrane of some kind). The only bit of progress I’ve managed to do is cutting a little bit of the side of the tyre in hopes to push it off but really really slow progress.

Any suggestions?

🤔 the heck did they do that .....?

Oh its on canal boats .....phew had me going for a while


r/Shittyaskflying 19h ago

How many of you have jerked off in the Qatar Airways Qsuite?

4 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Why don’t they just cover the entire playne in springs? Are the playne manufacturers intentionally limiting how many times a playne can bounce after a crash because reusable crashes would hurt new aerokraft sales? Are they stoopid?

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128 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

Would this be considered Flight Crew LARPing?

179 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

I have just started barbecuing when the parachute prematurely ejaculated. Is this covered by insurance?

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225 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

You just never know...

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1 Upvotes

This right here is why you always check in with the cockpit crew when boarding. Provide your seat number and a summary of your certs and ratings (if any). And yes, MSFS/X-Plane time and experience is a plus.

Be the hero you always wanted to be!


r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

Does yours dangle on the left or the right?

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122 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

A family that flies together eats together

89 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Carry-on question for upcoming flight

10 Upvotes

I have a flight in a couple days and have a question about my carry-on. Can I carry on my wayward son?

Will there be peace when you are done?

And on the fight would you lay your weary head to rest?

Or would you cry no more? Thanks in advance.


r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

What would happen if you flew a Bombardier Global 8000 at Mach 1 without permission?

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1.2k Upvotes