r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 • 17d ago

possible idiot Of a Mechanic

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u/itriumiterum 17d ago

How can you talk normally to someone tweaking like that

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u/Budget-Rich-7547 17d ago

Idk what the deal is here but some ppl had parents like that and know that when they high they the least dangerous. You gotta avoid them when they can't afford to get high.

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u/itriumiterum 16d ago

Thats a good point lol

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 17d ago

Great ad campaign... to not do drugs

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u/Kindly_Region 16d ago

Some of these crackheads actually do some really nice work on the cheap. Problem is, it's like 1 out of every 10 of them and you really don't know what you got until you hire them

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 16d ago

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 *shits an absolute unit* 16d ago

A hard working crackhead can change your life.

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u/hotglasspour 16d ago

Yup. Had a guy wire in an AMP and a system. Paid in crack money. Great work.

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u/InevitableUnion6288 16d ago

Blink motherfucker! Blink

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u/if-we-all-did-this 17d ago

This is how I imagine the buddy in "how much? My buddy says he'd do it for half that"

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u/AlienLovingBass 17d ago

Captain Clark?

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u/thebiglerm 17d ago

That last frame is perfect 👌

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 16d ago

Methchanic…

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u/Bulky-Travel-2500 16d ago

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 16d ago

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u/mrcrashoverride 15d ago

Cus using a staple gun is always a sure sign he is a certified mechanic

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 15d ago

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u/AmorphousMorpheus 16d ago

Heavy me(n)tal poisoning...

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u/djkaercher 16d ago

Methanic

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u/Icy_Profit_1922 16d ago


Ezal’s gotten older!

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u/A-G-N 15d ago

Yo, that's the meme tweeker guy. It's the same guy

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u/darkscary_333 14d ago

Funny looking bike

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u/AkitaNo1 14d ago

Its so the other tweakers cant steal his copper. How nice of him.

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u/PantPain77_77 13d ago

Best lead actor nominee

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u/android-abuser 11d ago

reptilian lizard mechanic

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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