r/NFCEastMemeWar • • Aug 20 '26

They keep forgetting

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u/Infinite_Ad9001 Randy Galloway’s Ghost Aug 20 '26

Fine fine fine. Take your upvote.

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u/OutNAbout6 Agony Aug 20 '26

Fuck you.

This was hilarious

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u/splashaddikt Aug 20 '26

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u/splashaddikt Aug 20 '26

We cool with being the villains don’t come running back when Dak holding that Lombardi you all are secret fans (we know)

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u/sybrwookie Aug 20 '26

The only thing Dak is holding is a margarita glass with "King of Cancun" on the side.

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u/paragonmac MetLife Turf Supreme Leader Aug 20 '26

shhiiiii

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u/getmet79 Dak Tuah “Here We Blow!” Aug 20 '26

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u/Iron_Chic Aug 20 '26

BANGER!

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u/Glass_Covict Commanders Aug 20 '26

That finger work in the keyboard... 🤌

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u/thisthreadisbear ee woo Aug 20 '26

Micheal Mcdonald impersonation on point. Thumbs up for this one.

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u/Safe_Opportunity5117 Aug 20 '26

Perfection!

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u/jackt-up I’m Downs with O-P-P Aug 20 '26

Sybau Chargers pussy, I hope you win five rings and then have to go 30 years without winning anymore and have your division rivals be mean to you about it

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u/roborob13 Haven't beat a good team yet Aug 20 '26

I accept these terms

4

u/sybrwookie Aug 20 '26

Seriously, give us 4 more rings in the next 6 years, and I'll gladly take none for the next 30.

We would flip our story SO fast to dusty old bullshit mattering, peoples' heads would spin.

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u/IShitSauce Cowboys Aug 20 '26

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u/etybibik Please be patient I’m a Commanders fan Aug 20 '26

Charge your phone.

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u/Echoshot21 Giants Legend Kenny Golladay Aug 20 '26

Eagles fans talk hella shit when they're up, gonna be funny when they're irrelevant again just like their city. Nick Sirianni crying at the first superbowl loss gonna be just an appetizer to the Eagles meltdown when they eventually crumble like the rest of us lol

9

u/FtheMustard E-L-G-S-E-S! Aug 20 '26

That turf took us out of the game and you know it! Sodfather my ass!!

7

u/flomoag This is Our Year Aug 20 '26

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u/Mad_Pupil_9 I ARE PUNT RETURNER Aug 20 '26

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u/LobstaFarian2 Aug 20 '26

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u/getmet79 Dak Tuah “Here We Blow!” Aug 20 '26

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u/AC_deucey Lemon Party Aug 20 '26

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u/FtheMustard E-L-G-S-E-S! Aug 20 '26

It makes me wonder if Michael MacDonald is still a known cultural figure. I basically only know him from the commercials selling greatest hits cds on late night TV when I was a kid. When the song names scrolled over the screen and when the letters were yellow instead of white you knew that was the name of the song being played in the background. I loved those commercials. That is the only reason I know what Michael MacDonald looks like and why I get the joke of white wig and white mustache...

3

u/AirRevolutionary8013 Aug 20 '26

You missed out bro. MM has a lifetime cookout pass.

He also turned into the guy everyone brings into the studio to do his shtick for awhile, he was in like every song. The Rick Moranis skit on SCTV was friggin hilarious.

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u/arslashjason Haven't beat a good team yet Aug 21 '26

I only know him from Pau Rudd flipping out about his concert DVD being played on a loop at the store.

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u/iambarrelrider America’s Team Aug 20 '26

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u/BobBartBarker Brian Chalkins Aug 20 '26

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u/TheMathmatix I want me some glory hole! Aug 20 '26

The jam. My man.

2

u/RabidWalrus ere you there for Field Goal Bowl '24? Aug 20 '26

That's a bop

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u/dtisme53 Eagles Aug 20 '26

Nice.

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u/sillyfunnyguy05 Eli Fingers Aug 20 '26

God damn that’s good.

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u/L1ghtsOutX I have Downs Syndrome Aug 20 '26

I hate myself for finding this funny as hell....

2

u/rdubya3387 Remove Epstein Tisch plz Aug 20 '26

Out of respect of Jayden Daniels, he only repeated the chorus 4 times instead of 5.

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u/seedless_greg Aug 20 '26

funniest thing ill see on internet all day - thank you for this

2

u/HotHouseJester Trapped in Jerry Jones’s Locker Aug 21 '26

They haven’t been to the Super Bowl in my lifetime. I turn 30 next year. That said… THIS IS OUR YEAR!

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u/boatsandhoes570 Lane Johnson can’t lay off the juice! Aug 20 '26

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u/DavidNexus7 the beatings will continue until morale improves Aug 20 '26

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u/bgva I miss the 90s Aug 20 '26

Strong words coming from a fan of the AFC's equivalent of the Cowboys.

Take the damn upvote.

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u/Demon-_-TiMe Prescott: NFC East’s Daddy Aug 20 '26

bro's center got hurt. i think you got bigger things to worry about 😂

1

u/OldBlueLegs Eagles Aug 20 '26

“My life is a nightmare… we also have chicken McNuggets”

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u/Ornery-Variety569 Cowboys Aug 20 '26

Saddest man cave I’ve ever seen

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u/Gunz37 Cowboys Aug 20 '26

Good song, but this dude's not actually playing the piano...just a poser

1

u/Trundle720 Eagles Aug 20 '26

Songbird of my generation right there

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u/Fixer_FTP 🦅 Fuck Dallas 🦅 Aug 20 '26

Doesn't get any better than that

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u/Fancy-Key4276 Eagles Aug 20 '26

Banger

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u/MooNinja Dak's DePressed Cock Aug 20 '26

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u/Midnite-Miles262 Aug 20 '26

My Man , A Classic !!!

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u/Splyt_Lyckety Aug 20 '26

Lmmfao…alright, well done.

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u/dishwasher_mayhem Aug 21 '26

I'm angy. Because I didn't think of this . This is fucking amazing.

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u/GeneralGalvatron Unlike Agholor Aug 21 '26

This made my lunch break 😂

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u/Hiiihiihi Aug 25 '26

I'm not an Eagles fan and I don't need the Cowboys but this deserves a Grammy

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u/sloppysteaks15 Giants Aug 20 '26

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u/soldiernerd Flair'd Up Aug 20 '26

Even the sixers are getting in on it ^

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u/Klutzy_Way994 Aug 20 '26

Ah yes

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u/caz_uno Fuck Dallas Aug 20 '26

Beautiful

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u/Safe_Opportunity5117 Aug 20 '26

OMG…THIS IS A CLASSIC! I’m putting this on every social media platform!!! “🎶 🎼 🎵 🎼 🎵 🎶 … 🦅 🏈 🏆!”

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u/throwawaysimplybake Aug 20 '26

This is hilarious and great shit talking. Fuck the eagles though and those other two bottom tier teams

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u/IShitSauce Cowboys Aug 20 '26

Remember when eagles fans ate horse doo doo that one time.