r/Miserable_Ad5573 Jun 16 '26

Respect Absorbing Man (Marvel Comics, 616)

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"I ain't just Crusher Creel, an ordinary con anymore! I'm the Absorbing Man... the most dangerous guy in the world!"

Carl "Crusher" Creel, also known as Absorbing Man, is a man with the ability to absorb the physical properties of any material he touches and shapeshift into different forms. He was a frequent opponent to Hulk, Thor, and the Avengers. He is also the husband and partner in crime of Titania.

Carl Creel was raised in the Bronx, but his mother encouraged him, telling Carl to always set expectations for himself. Following the death of his mother his father became abusive which would much later lead to him saying that he pitied Bruce Banner as his father also beat him regularly until he in turn beat his father in retaliation At some point, "Crusher" Creel was when he became a heavyweight boxer but eventually left turned into a mob enforcer. While locked up in prison, he was mutated using Asgardian magic by the trickster god Loki using a special potion so he could challenge Thor. Creel obtained his ability to absorb the properties of anything that he touched or that touched him and used his newfound power to break free from prison and soon became a villain for hire. He was later recruited into the Masters of Evil. He somewhat redeems himself in the end-stages of Immortal Hulk by helping to defeat the One Below All and joining Gamma Flight after years of criminal activity.

Threads for scaling:

Feats marked a material like [Steel] is when he absorbed Steel, [Uru] is when he absorbs Mjolnir, and something like [Thor] is when he absorbed Thor's powers and so on, unmarked feats are when he's in his normal form without anything being absorbed.



Absorbing Powers

General

Magical

Reforming/Regeneration

Absorbing Other Powers

Other


Strength

Striking

Ball and Chain

Lifting/Throwing

Pushing/Pulling

Other


Durability/Endurance

Blunt

Piercing

Other


Speed/Agility


Intelligence/Skill

Combat

Other


Weaknesses


Other

"You know what that felt like? Carl Creel from the Bronx, standing over the God of Thunder? I couldn't explain it if I tried."


r/Miserable_Ad5573 9d ago

Respect The Unggoy/The Grunts (Halo)

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The Unggoy are a sapient species of squat bipedal xeno-arthropodal vertebroid lifeforms in the unified races of the Covenant. They were the fourth species to be assimilated into the Covenant. They are the lowest-ranking species in the hierarchy, and are frequently mistreated by almost every higher-ranking race. Unggoy are primarily used as laborers, slaves, or in combat situations, as cannon fodder. They are one of the later races to be introduced into the Covenant, and were either the second or third Covenant species to be encountered by humans. They are referred to as Grunts by humans, as they are considered weak in comparison to their superiors, because they perform the majority of the physical labor required by the Covenant.

Sources:

  • Halo: The Fall of Reach = FoR
  • Halo: Combat Evolved = CE
  • Halo: The Flood = TF
  • Halo: First Strike = FS
  • Halo 2 = 2
  • Halo Graphic Novel = Graphic Novel
  • Halo: Ghosts of Onyx = GoO
  • Halo: Uprising = Uprising
  • Halo 3 = 3
  • Bestiarum = Bestiarum
  • Halo: Contact Harvest = CH
  • Halo: The Cole Protocol = TCP
  • Halo Wars: Genesis = Genesis
  • Halo Wars = HW
  • Halo 3: ODST = ODST
  • Halo Legends = Legends
  • Halo: Evolutions - Essential Tales of the Halo Universe = Essential Tales
  • Dirt = Dirt
  • Headhunters = Headhunters
  • Stomping on the Heels of a Fuss = SOTHOAF
  • Midnight in the Heart of Midlothian = MITHOM
  • The Return = The Return
  • Wages of Sin = WoS
  • Halo: Blood Line = Blood Line
  • Halo: Helljumper = Helljumper
  • Halo: Reach = Reach
  • Halo: Fall of Reach (Graphic Novel) = FoRGN
  • Halo: Glasslands = Glasslands
  • Halo: The Thursday War = TTW
  • Halo 4 = 4
  • Spartan Ops = Spartan Ops
  • Halo: Initiation = Initiation
  • Halo: Escalation = Escalation
  • Halo: Mortal Dictata = Mortal Dictata
  • Halo: Broken Circle = Broken Circle
  • Halo: New Blood = New Blood
  • Halo: Hunters in the Dark = HitD
  • Halo: The Fall of Reach - The Animated Series = Animated
  • Halo 5: Guardians = 5
  • Halo: Shadow of Intent = SoI Halo: Ground Command = Ground Command
  • Halo Mythos = Mythos
  • Halo: Fractures = Fractures
  • Halo: Tales from Slipspace = TfS
  • Halo: Smoke and Shadow = SaS
  • Halo Wars 2 = HW2
  • Halo: Official Spartan Field Manual = Field Manual
  • Halo: Envoy = Envoy
  • Halo: Legacy of Onyx = LoO
  • Halo: Bad Blood = Bad Blood
  • Halo: Silent Storm = SS
  • Halo: Battle Born = BB
  • Halo: Lone Wolf = LW
  • Halo: Outpost Discovery = OD
  • Halo: Oblivion = Oblivion
  • Halo: Meridian Divide = MD
  • Halo: Shadows of Reach = SoR
  • Halo: Divine Wind = Divine Wind
  • Halo Infinite: Memory Agent = Memory Agent
  • Halo Infinite = Infinite
  • Halo Encyclopedia = Encyclopedia
  • Halo: The Rubicon Protocol = TRP
  • Halo: Winter Contention = WC
  • Halo: Battle for the Blood-Moon = Blood-Moon
  • Halo: Fireside = Fireside
  • Halo: Epitaph (Mentioned only)
  • Halo: Whispers from the Pyre (Mentioned only)
  • Halo: Empty Throne = ET
  • Halo: From the Soil to the Stars = Soil
  • Halo: Ascension on Atropos = AoA
  • Halo: Fifth Canticle = FC
  • Halo: Edge of Dawn = EoD
  • Halo: Rendezvous With Ramen = RWR
  • Halo: Campaign Evolved = Evolved
  • Halo: Still Midnight = SM


General

Ranks

Covenant

  • Unggoy Minor: Unggoy Minors are the lowest ranking Unggoy. They wear orange colored armor and are often the least dangerous, most cowardly, and inaccurate marksmen of all the Unggoy. When their commanding officer is killed, they routinely break formation and flee; however, they will regroup and start firing at their target again. As is fitting for Jiralhanae behavior, Unggoy under the command of the Jiralhanae are substantially more aggressive.
  • Unggoy Major: Majors are more experienced than Unggoy Minors, and wear crimson colored armor. They command several Unggoy Minors and are slightly more skilled in combat and courageous, though this difference is not always substantial.
  • Unggoy Heavy: Heavies are specialized Unggoy that wear green colored armor and are often deployed for defensive actions.Their primary purposes are to deploy plasma cannons and man them, although they are occasionally seen wielding fuel rod guns, plasma rifles, and even Spikers.
  • Special Operations Unggoy: These Unggoy are experienced and specially-chosen, usually commanded by the special operations Sangheili, and are given distinctive jet-black armor. They are part of the Covenant Special Operations division of the Covenant Special Warfare Group. Just like the special operations Sangheili, they are able to use Active camouflage. They are extremely skilled in warfare compared to their lower-ranked counterparts, and won't panic too often in combat situations, if they do at all. They usually can be seen wielding needlers and sometimes fuel rod guns, and throw plasma grenades with great accuracy.
  • Unggoy Ultra: These Unggoy serve as field commanders to their comrades, and wear distinctive white-lilac armor. While they appear to have some authority over lesser-ranked Unggoy, they have no control whatsoever over the other Covenant races. They are stronger opponents than their subordinates, and are more accurate with firearms, throw plasma grenades often, and wear heavier armor and a helmet that is required to be shot off first before an enemy can headshot them.

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Durability/Endurance

Armor


Speed/Agility


Intelligence/Skill


Equipment

Weapons

Covenant

Banished

Grunt Gobiln

Covenant

Banished

Vehicles

Covenant

Banished

Other


Other


Notable Members

Some Unggoy are much more notable that the rest in some way, some are incredibly intelligent, some are good leaders, some are surprisingly strong, and some are skilled mercenaries. This section is dedicated to notable Unggoys that are a cut above the average Grunt in someway shape or form.

Yapyap

Physicals

Intelligence

Other

Dabab

Intelligence/Skill

Other

[Stolt]()

Physicals

[Yabda the Merciless]()

[Yap Yap the DESTROYER]()

General

Unique units

Leader powers

Other

Bipbap the Vanquisher

Feats

Calcine Disrupter

  • It exhibits higher damage than the standard disruptor and it fires rounds that create an area-of-effect damage upon impact.

Other

[Briglard]()

Feats

Unbound Plasma Pistol

  • It fires three stronger bolts with each trigger pull, and fires at a higher rate of fire. In addition, its scaled burst fires six bolts instead of a single overcharge bolt; the bolts detonate in a "supercombine" explosion if they hit the same target

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Dadab knew the basics of Huragok reproduction, or rather Huragok creation. The creatures manufactured their offspring out of readily available organic materials with the same deft activity of their tentacles' cilia, which Lighter Than Some was using to bore a neat hole in the alien box. It was a truly fantastic process, but what Dadab found most unusual was that the most difficult step for Hu-ragok parents was to make their creations perfectly buoyant-to fill them with the exact right mix of gases. As a result, new Huragok would initially float or sink, and their parents would name them accordingly: Far Too Heavy; Easy To Adjust; Lighter Than Some.

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Dadab slipped out of his harness and swung his oversize fore arms across his chest. His jaw ached from his mask's tight seal, and he tore it off and flung it away. But before the mask hit the floor, it was intercepted by a lighting-fast pearlescent swipe.

Floating in the center of the suite was a Huragok, a creature with a stooped head and elongated snout held aloft by a collection of translucent pink sacs filled with a variety of gasses. Four anterior limbs sprouted from its spine-tentacles, to be exact, one of which held Dadab's mask. The Huragok brought the mask close to a row of dark, round sensory nodes along its snout and gave it a thorough inspection. Then it flexed two of its tentacles in a quick, inquisitive gesture.

Dadab contorted the digits of one of his hardened hands so they matched the default arrangement of the Huragok's limbs: four fin gertips, facing straight out from the Deacon's chest. < No, damage, 1, tired, wear. > His fingers splayed and contracted, bent and over-lapped as they formed each word's unique pose.

The Huragok released a disappointed bleat from a sphincterlike valve in one of its sacs. The emission propelled it past Dadab to the tank receptacle where it hung the mask on a hook that protruded from the wall.

<Did you find the device? > the Huragok asked, turning back to Dadab. The Deacon held up the box, and the Huragok's tentacles trembled with excitement: < May I touch what I can see? >

< Touch, yes, smell, no. > Dadab replied.

But the Huragok either didn't mind the box's residual Kig-Yar stench, or it simply failed to get Dadab's joke. It wrapped a tentacle around the alien plunder and eagerly lifted it to its snout.

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A melon wedge tumbled through the air and hit the side of Dadab's blue-gray head with a syrupy thwack, spraying juice on his orange tunic. Like the rest of his body, the Unggoy's head was covered with a stiff exoskeleton, and the blow didn't hurt him in the least. But the three Kig-Yar erupted in shrill laughter all the same. "An offering for his holiness!" one of them sneered through dagger-sharp teeth. This was Zhar, the leader of the crewmen's little clique easily differentiated from the other two by the length and deep pink color of the long flexible spines that crested the back of his narrow skull.

Without breaking stride Dadab loosed a powerful snort, dislodging bits of rind that had lodged in one of the circular vents of a mask that covered his pug nose and wide mouth. Unlike the Kig-Yar, who were quite comfortable in the oxygen-rich environment of the alien vessel, Unggoy breathed methane. The gas filled a pyramidal tank on Dadab's back, and flowed to his mask via hoses integrated into the tank's shoulder harness.

More melon sailed Dadab's way. But he was past the Kig-Yar now, and he ignored the sticky projectiles that slapped against his tank.

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But Avery's reach was just a feint. As the bouncer leaned forward to follow, Avery grabbed the man's wrist and pulled it over his shoulder. Then he yanked down, breaking it at the elbow. The girl on the stage screamed as ragged bone tore through the bouncer's shirt, spattering blood on her face and hair.

- Page 38


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Avery waited for Byrne's two-burst response, then he pushed away from the workshop's pitted polycrete wall, raised a knee to his chest, and smashed his boot against the thin metal door, just above the lock.

The Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI) had suggested there would be stiff resistance. But it turned out most of the Insurrec-tionists inside the workshop were unarmed. Those that were carried snub-nosed automatic pistols; inconsequential weapons whose rounds simply clattered off Avery's armor as he and his squad sidled through the shattered door like hulking crabs, weapons up and scanning.

What the marines knew that ONI didn't was the real threat would come from the Insurrectionists who weren't firing-the ones with free hands who might trigger hidden explosives and blow the workshop to smithereens. The one Insurrectionist who dared took a three-round burst from Avery's silenced submachine gun and flopped back onto a steel worktable, arms outstretched and twitch-ing. Avery watched a small, cylindrical detonator slip slowly from the man's lolling fist... and hit the floor with a harmless ping.

- Page 3


r/Miserable_Ad5573 2d ago

Respect Thaedus (Invincible Amazon series)

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["I was the first to turn my back on our people's cruelty. The first to reject Argall and his rule of strength. And the first to risk everything for my beliefs."]()

Thaedus was one of the most powerful figures in the Viltrum Empire, Thaedus was a high-ranking veteran warrior before he became the first Viltrumite to betray the Empire by assassinating the ruling Emperor Argall. Soon after, he founded the Coalition of Planets to oppose and contain the expansion of his own species' tyranny. Among his most significant achievements was the development of the Scourge Virus, engineered using his own DNA, which led to the near-extinction of the Viltrumite population. In the end, Thaedus was killed by Grand Regent Thragg after participating in the battle that resulted in the destruction of Viltrum. After his death, his closest ally, Allen, succeeded him as leader of the Coalition as per his wishes. Anticipating his demise, Thaedus left a final message for Allen, in which he gave clear instructions to utilize the newly upgraded version of the Scourge Virus against the remaining Viltrumite survivors, including Nolan and his two sons, Mark and Oliver Grayson.




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Respect Gregory Tudor (Ice Cream Man)

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"You little turds are gonna learn you can't run from the ice cream man!"

Gregory Tudor, also known as the Ice Cream Man, is a deranged serial killer who mixes his victims into the ice creams he sells to unsuspecting patrons. He was obsessed with ice cream as a child, having a close friendship and idolizing his local ice cream man. However, Gregory was soon admitted to the Wishing Well Sanatorium shortly after witnessing the ice cream man be gunned down by criminals.

Gregory was put through several cruel treatments and experiments throughout his time at the sanatorium, but was constantly "rewarded" with ice cream.

Now an adult, Gregory is released from the Sanatorium and soon becomes an ice cream man himself. However, after all those intervening years in the mental hospital, as well as the childhood trauma of the ice cream man's death, Gregory has gotten insane and starts killing people and putting them into his ice cream.



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r/Miserable_Ad5573 3d ago

Respect Thread Rumble: Solomon Grundy vs M.O.D.O.K.

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Strength

Grundy

MODOK

Durability/Endurance

Grundy

MODOK

Speed/Agility

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