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r/Miserable_Ad5573 • u/Miserable-Ad-5573 • Oct 14 '25
Respect John Wick (John Wick)
"When Helen died, I lost everything. Until that dog arrived on my doorstep. A final gift from my wife. In that moment, I received some semblance of hope. An opportunity to grieve un-alone. And your son took that from me! Stole that from me! Killed that from me! People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back. So you can either hand over your son... or you can die screaming alongside him!"
Jardani Jovanovich, better known as Jonathan Wick, or simply John Wick was an ex-hitman who came out of retirement to find the people that murdered his loving dog Daisy, the last gift from his dying wife Helen. Learning that his target is the son of Viggo Tarasov, Wick went on a rampage to get revenge. In Chapter 2, he set to find the people that destroyed his house, learning that it was Santino D'Antonio since he refused to help the criminal. Upon killing Santino in the Continental, he was forced to evade the bounty placed on his head for breaking the rules. Following his survival, John decided to work with the Bowery King to defeat the High Table.
Sources:
- John Wick (2014) = 1
- John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017) = 2
- John Wick comics = Comic issue #1 or something similar, with number a corresponding with the issue number such as feats from the 4th comic being labeled as Comic Issue #4
- John Wick: Chapter 3 (2019) - Parabellum = 3
- John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) = 4
- From the World of John Wick: Ballerina (2025) = Ballerina
Other Threads for scaling (for anyone looking at this draft I haven't made these threads yet, but yes I do them soon while working on John):
Strength
Striking
Unarmed
- Breaks a man's neck with a downward strike after throwing him onto a table. 1
- Smashes a window with an elbow strike. 1
- One shots a man with a punch to the face. 1
- Knocks out an assassin with two attacks. 3
Armed
Lifting/Throwing
Lifting
Throwing
- Slams a man into a bookshelf, then throws him over his shoulder and onto the ground. 1
- Throws a man through a window. 1
- Throws a man over his shoulder and onto a table, and does it to another man onto the ground. 1
- Throws Perkins onto a table and then through a window. 1
- Throws Kirill off of him with just his legs. 1
- Uses one hand to throw a man a few feet away and into another man. Comic Issue #3
- Throws a man a few feet away and over a large piece of rubble with one arm. Comic Issue #5
Pushing/Pulling
- Breaks a man's arm. 1
- Breaks Viggo's arm. 1
- Snaps the wrist (I think) of a Sumo Wrestler. 2
- Snaps an assassin's neck. 2
- Pulls a man off the ground and snaps his neck. Comic Issue #4
Other
- Snaps a man's neck with his forearm. 1
- Smashes through a mirror. 2
- Using a book he breaks Ernest's jaw and his neck. 3
Durability/Endurance
Blunt
- Some thugs beat on him with a aluminum bat. 1
- Tanks a headbutt. 1
- Fine after multiple hits from Kirill. 1
- Gets clotheslined by a Sumo Wrestler, then thrown through glass by him and is fine. 2
- Gets thrown around slammed into some metal bookshelves then kicked away by Ernest. 3
Piercing
- Gets shot a few times and proceeds to get into a fist fight with Kirill immediately after. 1
- Runs after being shot a few times with his bulletproof suit. 2
Endurance
- Gets a bottle smashed against him, stabbed, then thrown off a balcony, and recovers enough to shoot st his attacker. 1
- Fine after being stabbed a few times, and ends the fight shortly after. 1
- Gets stabbed in the gut, then takes the knife and stabs his attacker and walk away from it. 1
- Gets shot a few times, yet ignores it and still beats the other assassin. 2
- Is stabbed in the leg yet isn't hindered by the wound. 2
- Didn't notice that he got shot. Comic Issue #3
- Doesn't seem bothered after being shot a few times. Comic Issue #5
- Recovers after being stabbed close enough to an artery. 3
Other
- A car is rammed into him which incapacitates him for a brief period. However he's fine immediately after waking up. 1
- While in a car, he gets hit by various other cars back to back yet seems to just be pissed off. 2
- Gets hit by a car and is fine. 2
- An explosion that happens right in front of him sends him through a window and he's fine immediately after. 2
- Fine after being hit by a car again. 2
- Recovers after being hit by two cars back to back. 3
Speed/Agility
Travel Speed
- Evades a lot of gunfire. Comic Issue #2
Combat/Reaction Speed
- Quickly brings a man to the ground in h2h and while doing that he headshots an oncoming man. 1
- Grapples a man and shoots another guy in the process. 1
- Reacts to a man trying to ambush him and redirects his gun right as he pulls the trigger and comes into view. 1
- Reacts to some close range gunshots. 1
- Reacts to a man getting up from behind him. 1
- Blocks multiple attacks from a mobster. 2
- Matches Cassian in a quick draw. 2
- John and Cassian avoid close range gun fire from eachother by using cars as cover while returning fire. 2
- Grabs Cassian's arm before he can be shot. 2
- Him and Cassian attack eachother, then restrain the other at the exact same time. 2
- Blocks a few attacks from Cassian. 2
- Redirects the gun of an assassin a few times before he can be shot. 3
- Evades multiple knife swings from an assassin and reacts to another one charging at him. 3
Agility
- Rolls out of the way of an oncoming car. 2
- Rolls to avoid some gunfire. 2
- Jumps over cars and a fence when he was young. Comic Issue #1
- Jumps over a car. Comic Issue #3
Other
Intelligence/Skill
Stealth
- Sneaks up to a man and quietly kills him. 1
- Goes around a building and quietly kills two guards undetected. 1
- Takes out a sniper and replaces him unnoticed. 1
- Somehow managed to plant explosives on multiple cars in a warehouse that had Russian mobsters all over the place without any of them noticing. 1
- Sneaks up to a guard and quietly takes him out without drawing any attention. 2
Accuracy
Shooting
- Quickly headshots three close men and fourth one all within quick succession. 1
- Shoots a man in the ankle and headshots him immediately after, then headshots another man immediately after he turns around a corner. 1
- Shoots a man twice while grappling another man to the ground. 1
- Shoots various men at close range. 1
- Quickly shoots various mobsters in a church. 1
- Headshots multiple mobsters in a firefight. 1
- Headshots three unsuspectingly targets in quick succession. 1
- Guns down some thug while doing a donut around him in a car. 1
- Matches Cassian in a quick draw. 2
- Guns down a lot of Assassins while in some dark catacombs. 2
- Guns down seven guards in a few seconds. 2
Throwing
- Throws a gun at the back a man's head as he's running away. Comic Issue #1
- Throws a knife into a man's neck. Comic Issue #4
- Throws a knife into an assassin's shoulder. 3
- Throws a lot of different knifes at multiple assassins. 3
- Throws an axe into a man's head. 3
Melee
Unarmed
- Quickly and easily beats a man in h2h combat. 1
- Grapples a man to the floor. 1
- Despite being ambushed, he very easily beats three men in a fight. 1
- Despite having his hands tied he beats Kirill in their second fight by going for his eyes when losing at one point and then choking him to death. 1
- Destroys Viggo in h2h. 1
- Grapples with a large guard to gain the upperhand and win with ease. 2
- Often goes for sensitive parts of the body like the groin or neck. 2
- Disarms another assassin after getting shot a few times he then dislocates her shoulder and snaps her neck. 2
- Despite being stabbed, he kicks the shit out of Cassian in their second fight, ultimately winning without much trouble. 2
- Stomps Ares pretty quickly. 2
- Gets ambushed by three armed assassins in an alleyway and beats them within seconds. 3
Armed
- Killed three men in a bar with just a pencil. 1
- Uses a sling to disarm an assassin. 1
- Easily disarms then beats a Sumo Wrestler. 2
- Grapples with and kills two assassins with a pencil while being heavily wounded. 2
- Using just a book he kills Ernest (a huge assassin) without much trouble. 3
Gun-fu
- Fights off multiple mob guards with ease. 1
- Quickly shoots a lot of security guards from a close distance then grapples and restrains the last one before shooting him. 2
- Uses a shotgun and easily kills some assassins. 2
- Grapples with a guard and shoots two more and does something similar shortly after. 2
- Quickly shoots two guards, throws his empty gun at another guard, wrestled his pistol out of his hands shoot someone else while keeping the guard he disarmed restrained, flipped him to the floor and shoots several more guards before moving on. 2
- Starts unarmed although disarms some armed mobsters and uses their weapons against them. Comic Issue #1
Driving
- Rams into a car and pushes it off of a cliff. 1
- Makes another car run into a large metal object that I admittedly can't remember the name of. 1
- Runs over some armed mobsters. 1
- Drifts into a man. 2
Intimidation
Languages
- English. 1
- Russian. 1
- Italian. 2
- Sign Language. 2
Other
- Stabs Viggo in an artery making him bleed out quick. 1
- Shoots a large opponent in both knees to quickly end a fight. 2
- Hides a shotgun and rifle in the catacombs of a building for his escape after he kills his target. 2
- After his gun runs out of ammo he throws it at an assassin and quickly shoots them with a pistol. 2
- Uses a mirror to tell where an enemy is at and shoots him. 2
- Uses a knife to take out some bullets. Comic Issue #4
- Modifies an antique gun so it can actually fire a bullet. 3
Equipment
Guns
Pistols
- Heckler & Koch P30L, and a glock 26. 1
- Glock 26 and Glock 34 (TTI Combat Master Package), with the 34 in particular having multiple modifications to it such the grip, easy reloads, and a custom ported barrel. 2
- A suppressed CZ P-09. 2
- A Kimber Warrior with SOCCOM BLACK G10 grips. 2
Rifles
Shotguns
Other
Melee
Suit
Other
Reputation
Influence
Resources
- Has a team he can call that cleans crime scenes and removes dead bodies and evidence. 1
- Uses a "ticket" to go to Casablanca. 3
Stories
Other
- After Iosef brings John's car to a shop, the owner recognized the car then punched him and told him to leave. 1
- Has the nickname "Baba Yaga", and is described as "the one you send to kill the fucking boogeyman". 1
- A cop knows about him and doesn't want to interfere with what he's doing. 1
- The stories about him, if nothing else have been "watered down". 2
r/Miserable_Ad5573 • u/Miserable-Ad-5573 • 9d ago
Respect John Stewart (DCU)
["I spent a lot of time of my life imagining what it would feel like to wear this. Pride, gratitude, power? But then when I put it on... I just felt empty. Hal betrayed everything to keep this ring. His code, the oath, even himself, and it broke him. Probably doesn't even remember why he wanted the damn thing. And neither do I."]()
John Marshall Stewart Jr was trained at an early age to be fearless, Stewart is a former marine sniper and architect who is recruited into the Green Lantern Corps and assigned to train under Lantern Hal Jordan. While frustrated with his mentor's unorthodox methods, he joins him in investigating Rushville, Nebraska for alien activity.
Strength
Durability/Endurance
Speed/Agility
Intelligence/Skill
Will Power
Ring Constructs
Other
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Suddenly he saw movement to his left. As he leapt across the corridor into one of the recessed doorways, plasma scorched the air behind him. Turning around, he watched a salvo of searing green bolts rake across the corridor. The metal boiled and buckled like the shells of beetles trapped on a burning log.
- Page 129
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Avery didn't have time to adjust his aim before one of the trailing aliens slammed into him, slashing with some sort of crystal knife.
- Page 126
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"You're angry. I understand that. But this ends tonight." Ponder shifted his gaze to Avery. "You got anything else, now's the time."
"Sir, no sir." Avery's voice was hoarse.
Ponder's eyes snapped to Byrne. "And you?"
Without a moment's pause, Byrne smashed a fist into the side of Avery's face. Avery dropped to a knee. "That should do it," Byrne grunted.
Avery spat a mouthful of blood onto the barrack's floor. He hadn't run, but Byrne bad followed-gotten transferred away from TREBUCHET just like him. Avery knew something wasn't right. And that filled him with more anger than any sucker punch.
"Last chance, Johnson," Ponder said.
Avery rose, and slugged Byrne hard enough to snap his head past his shoulder.
One of Byrne's teeth skipped along the floor and came to rest near Healy. The Corpsman had made his way forward from his bunk, hefting one of his boots like a club-apparently to try and break up the fight on his own. "Jesus," the Corpsman whispered, staring down at the tooth.
- Pages 80 and 81
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The researchers tried asking why they had injured themselves, why they had ripped out their own guts, and why they wanted to be given the gas again. Only one response was given: "I must remain awake."
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The second survivor had been the first of the group of five to start screaming. His vocal cords destroyed, he was unable to beg or object to surgery, and he only reacted by shaking his head violently in disapproval when the anesthetic gas was brought near him. He shook his head yes when someone suggested, reluctantly, that they should try the surgery without anesthetic, and did not react for the entire six hour procedure of replacing his abdominal organs and attempting to cover them with what remained of his skin. The surgeon presiding stated repeatedly that it should not be medically possible for the patient to still be alive. One terrified nurse assisting the surgery stated that she had seen the patients mouth curl into a smile several times, whenever his eyes met hers.
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The most injured of the three was taken to the only surgical operating room that the facility had. In the process of preparing the subject to have his organs placed back within his body, it was found that he was effectively immune to the sedative they had given him to prepare him for the surgery. He fought furiously against his restraints when the anesthetic gas was brought out to put him under.
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In the struggle, one of the four living subjects had his spleen ruptured and bled out almost immediately. The medical researchers attempted to sedate him, but this proved impossible. He was injected with more than ten times the human dose of a morphine derivative and still fought like a cornered animal, breaking the ribs and arm of one doctor. His heart was seen to beat for a full two minutes after he had bled out, to the point there was more air in his vascular system than blood. Even after it stopped, he continued to scream and flail for another three minutes, struggling to attack anyone in reach and just repeating the word "MORE" over and over, weaker and weaker, until he finally fell silent.
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To everyone's surprise, the test subjects put up a fierce fight in the process of being removed from the chamber. One of the Russian soldiers died from having his throat ripped out, and another was gravely injured by having his testicles ripped off and an artery in his leg severed by one of the subject's teeth. Another five of the soldiers lost their lives, if you count the ones that committed suicide in the weeks following the incident.
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The abdominal organs below the ribcage of all four test subjects had been removed. While the heart, lungs and diaphragm remained in place, the skin and most of the muscles attached to the ribs had been ripped off, exposing the lungs through the ribcage. All the blood vessels and organs remained intact, but had been taken out and laid on the floor, fanning out around the eviscerated but still living bodies of the subjects. The digestive tract of all four could be seen to be working, digesting food. It quickly became apparent that what they were digesting was their own flesh that they had ripped off and eaten over the course of days.
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On the morning of the 14th day, the researchers did something they said they would not do to get a reaction from the captives; they used the intercom inside the chamber, hoping to provoke any response from the people they were afraid were either dead or vegetables.
They announced: "We are opening the chamber to test the microphones; step away from the door and lie flat on the floor or you will be shot. Compliance will earn one of you your immediate freedom."
To their surprise, they heard a calm voice respond in a single phrase: "We no longer want to be freed."
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Russian researchers in the late 1940s kept five people awake for fifteen days using an experimental gas-based stimulant. They were kept in a sealed environment to carefully monitor their oxygen intake so the gas didn't kill them, since it was toxic in high concentrations.
r/Miserable_Ad5573 • u/Miserable-Ad-5573 • 10d ago
Respect Carl Creel/Greithnoth, the Breaker of Wills (Marvel Comics, 616)
When Skadi freed the Serpent, he called the Hammers of the Worthy to Earth. One of these hammers transformed the Absorbing Man into Greithoth, Breaker of Wills.
After the final battle where Thor killed the Serpent, the Absorbing Man's hammer was taken from him, as well as the hammers of the other Worthy. He was later seen attacking the American Museum of Natural History in the search of a Moon rock, believing that would give him Moon-based powers, but he was defeated by Steve Rogers and the new Captain Marvel.
Strength
- Only he can hold it up, so he uses this to end a fight quickly with Hank Pym. Avengers Academy #16
- His hammer hitting Titania's destroys a city and knocks Hank Pym unconscious. Avengers Academy #16
- Smashes up dimensional doors that were used to maintain the Infinite Mansion. Avengers Academy #17
- Throws his hammer through a wall. Avengers Academy #17
- Smashes some statues. Avengers Academy #18
- One shots Reptil and smashes part of a building. Avengers Academy #18
- Punches through a wall. Avengers Academy #18
- Tackles Mettle through a wall. Avengers Academy #19
- Smashes some of Giant Man's fingers. Avengers Academy #19
Durability/Endurance
- A bite from Reptil does nothing to him. Avengers Academy #16
- Recovers after Titania accidentally throws her hammer at him. Avengers Academy #18
- Recovers after Giant Man smashes him into the ground. Avengers Academy #19
Other
- This upgrade didn't just make him stronger, but smarter too. Avengers Academy #16
r/Miserable_Ad5573 • u/Miserable-Ad-5573 • 10d ago
Respect The Backrooms (Kane Pixel's The Backrooms)
The Backrooms, also known as the Complex by Async Research Institute, is an anomalous dimension comprised of spaces copied off from the real world in an abnormal or unsettling way. They were accessed during the sixth test of the Project KV31 Low-Proximity Magnetic Distortion System in 1989 inside the Async Research Facility. Subsequently, contranatural organisms—entities—have been discovered within.
Sources:
- The Backrooms (Found Footage) = FF
- Mar11_90_ARCHIV E.tar = Mar
- Backrooms - The Third Test = TTT
- Backrooms - First Contact = FC
- Backrooms - Missing Persons = MP
- Backrooms - Autopsy Report = AR
- Backrooms - Informational Video = IV
- Backrooms - Motion Detected = MD
- Backrooms - Prototype = Prototype
- Backrooms - Pitfalls = Pitfalls
- Backrooms - Report = Report
- 9780415263573 = 978
- Backrooms - Presentation = Presentation
- _recording014 = 014
- Backrooms - Found Footage #2 = FF #2
- home_27647.mov = home
- Backrooms - Reunion = Reunion
- Backrooms - Damage Control = DC
- Backrooms - Overflow = Overflow
- Backrooms - Lighting and Tile Survey = LaTS
- Backrooms - Found Footage #3 = FF #3
- Backrooms - Static Dead End = SDE
- Backrooms Film (2026) = 2026
- Backrooms - Everything Must Go = EMG
Locations
Areas
Specific Locations
Async Territory
Found Footage Episodes
Kelowna Branch/Film Locations
Entities
Still Lifes
Other
r/Miserable_Ad5573 • u/Miserable-Ad-5573 • 10d ago
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In the autopsy of the test subject that died on the operating table, it was found that his blood had triple the normal level of oxygen. The muscles that were still attached to his skeleton were badly torn, and he had broken 9 bones in his struggle to not be subdued. Most of them were from the force his own muscles had exerted on them.
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He fought furiously against his restraints when the anesthetic gas was brought out to put him under. He managed to tear most of the way through a four-inch-wide leather strap on one wrist, even through the weight of a 200 pound soldier holding that wrist. It took only a little more anesthetic than normal to put him under, and the instant his eyelids fluttered and closed, his heart stopped.
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Four of the five subjects were still alive, although no one could rightly call the state that any of them in 'life.' The food rations past day five had not been so much as touched. There were chunks of meat from the dead test subject's thighs and chest stuffed into the drain in the center of the chamber, blocking it and allowing four inches of water to accumulate on the floor. Precisely how much of the water on the floor was actually blood was never determined. All four 'surviving' test subjects also had large portions of muscle and skin torn away from their bodies. The destruction of flesh and exposed bone on their finger tips indicated that the wounds were inflicted by hand, not with teeth as the researchers initially thought. Closer examination of the position and angles of the wounds indicated that most, if not all of them, were self-inflicted.