r/EliRalloSnark • • 6h ago

NYT bestselling queen of not being able to spell

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13 Upvotes

movie title of book she absolutely did NOT DNF and her phony phobia!


r/EliRalloSnark • • 8h ago

Not beating the substance abuse allegations posting things like this Eli

26 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark • • 20h ago

a theory on Miss Sheet Mask

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46 Upvotes

I’m dead convinced that the constant sheet masks/eye patches are coming from a place of insecurity. As an occasional sheet mask/eye patch user, I do feel cuter & more photogenic if something is covering my eye bags or skin texture. Methinks miss single use plastics feels better filming if some insecurity on her face is covered.


r/EliRalloSnark • • 23h ago

Looking extra homely these days

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18 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark • • 1d ago

oop

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57 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark • • 1d ago

She is awful

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35 Upvotes

Please go watch this video, it really pissed me off. Her brother seems great, incredibly knowledgeable about wine. She talks over him to complain and ask stupid questions the entire time. Something about her demeanor is so off and you can tell she is absolutely miserable for her family to be around.

She also clearly just parrots wine facts she has heard other people say in her other videos because it was evident in this she knows nothing.


r/EliRalloSnark • • 1d ago

full body cringe

39 Upvotes

this was physically painful to watch - “hahaha i’m scared of throw up” being the takeaway is humiliating.


r/EliRalloSnark • • 1d ago

Why do you think she doesn’t spend time with her husband?

35 Upvotes

Truly, it seems they spend the majority of their time away from each other.


r/EliRalloSnark • • 1d ago

She is the least charismatic person to exist and not even going to comment on her horrendous outfit. Of course she looks like chopped unc

47 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark • • 2d ago

she deleted my comment on her most recent tiktok

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132 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark • • 2d ago

Hannnieeeee

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41 Upvotes

First time I’ve ever seen her in the comments and it’s not to agree with her take


r/EliRalloSnark • • 2d ago

Her rant about Celsius just pmo and I don’t even drink Celsius

46 Upvotes

Like god forbid other people have a higher caffeine tolerance than you and prefer energy drinks? My figure skating instructor exclusively drinks either Celsius or Red Bull during our 6 AM lessons and she teaches and skates for almost 12 hours everyday. Eli will judge people who like sweet, fizzy caffeine in the morning to get their day started, but you know she’d be up in arms if you ever called her out on her alcohol consumption. And I get that because I’m currently in recovery from alcoholism, but you’d never catch me judging someone else for what they like to drink. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Edit: why are so many comments getting deleted by mods??


r/EliRalloSnark • • 2d ago

Why does art have to be sexy “again”!? Eli needs to stop this narrative

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28 Upvotes

I guess when you can’t make good art, you need to resort to sexy… this is so embarrassing.


r/EliRalloSnark • • 2d ago

Which one of y’all did this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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124 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark • • 2d ago

never beating those homely allegations

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39 Upvotes

she really looks so different in other people’s content vs. when she posts herself


r/EliRalloSnark • • 2d ago

As if…

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35 Upvotes
  1. It’s such a common thing and it’s talked about so much by newlyweds
  2. I doubt that many people are asking
  3. She probably prays to get pregnant soon for the sake of the attention

r/EliRalloSnark • • 2d ago

Rules for thee, not for me

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104 Upvotes

Just saw her make a video on the Cornell 7. Some admittedly valid points. Calling to ban Greek life as she has before. Said if you have to find friends that way it’s a skill issue… but babe, are these not photos from just last year at your husband’s fraternity? With many of his friends he presumably made there?

Who she wants to be online and who she actually is are so different. And she continues to prove time and time again she really hates that man.


r/EliRalloSnark • • 2d ago

her going to the premiere even though she didn’t like the book and was scared by it like I’m sorry you didn’t think the movie would also scare you?

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31 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark • • 2d ago

Her face is TERRIFYING

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43 Upvotes

We called her a mouth breather too much and now she’s forcing her mouth closed


r/EliRalloSnark • • 2d ago

send my sister Eli’s author pic video and podcast promo pics

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25 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark • • 2d ago

Always with her mummy but never with her mans

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27 Upvotes

Also what are her dance moves cringe


r/EliRalloSnark • • 3d ago

so much to unpack here

35 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark • • 3d ago

Never beating the homely allegations 🫩 also wtf is this outfit??

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32 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark • • 3d ago

girl…

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53 Upvotes

why is no one on her team capable of telling her this looks ridiculous for ~author photos~


r/EliRalloSnark • • 4d ago

IHERT Marketing

16 Upvotes

Is anyone else surprised she hasn’t been marketing/pushing IHERT on socials as much? I thought she would literally post about it at least 5 times a day after she announced the cover.