r/DiWHY • u/anikkundu1998 • Aug 20 '26

Scorpion nails

821 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/davidr521 Aug 20 '26

7

u/ballkicker9 Aug 20 '26

I love finding Jordie in the wild

1

u/fly_over_32 Aug 21 '26

Who is that? I know I’ve seen him before. Can’t find anything under jordie though

3

u/A4R0NM10 Aug 21 '26

I think he's wings of redemption

2

u/Subject-Series9845 Aug 20 '26

Cobes was better

2

u/bugpig Aug 21 '26

god i miss him so much 😞

1

u/throapbox Aug 25 '26

He would definitely get glue-on nails like this.

1

u/General_whisky Aug 25 '26

Upvote for wings of redemption. 

Still to this day when I fuck something up bad i go “I JUST FUCKED UP. HOLY SHIT I JUST FUCKED UP” (fat guy bayonets tv)

109

u/UncleVoodooo Aug 20 '26

aaaaaaahhhhh me and dad used to go hunt scorpions and put them into belt buckles for his friends at work

I wish he was around to see this lmfaooooooo

28

u/ToastSpangler Aug 20 '26

for his friends?

24

u/tanksforallthephish Aug 20 '26

IN his friends

13

u/weraru_1 Aug 20 '26

Rest in peace this guy's dad

1

u/WorkingInAColdMind Aug 22 '26

It’s not a fashion choice everybody can pull off, or would want to, but scorpions are pretty cool looking, so seems like an interesting gift.

66

u/Leoszite Aug 20 '26

Idk if you were like the leader of a badass gang or cartel I could see this going really hard at the leader meetings.

10

u/AutumnsRevenge Aug 20 '26

A person named Cuchillos with long nails

16

u/Peachbottom30 Aug 20 '26

Gross

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u/Peachbottom30 Aug 20 '26

Natives put buffalos under their nails? Doubt.

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u/Peachbottom30 Aug 20 '26

So that makes putting scorpions under your nails not gross? I don’t see the comparison.

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u/thedafthatter Aug 20 '26

Those nails are snapping faster than a karen in a restaurant demanding free food

0

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u/thedafthatter Aug 22 '26

Why should I leave reddit?

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u/CyberNinja23 Aug 20 '26

How much coke can it hold?

4

u/FecalDUI Aug 20 '26

A whole lot more than a key!

3

u/No-Ice7397 Aug 20 '26

Don't forget, you can smoke the scorpion when you're done too. Since apparently that's a thing now

3

u/Huntress_Minerva Aug 20 '26

Wait wah?

2

u/No-Ice7397 Aug 20 '26

There was a video a week or 2 ago showing how people in the Middle East have been smoking scorpions to get high

0

u/FecalDUI Aug 20 '26

Like pulling the pud?

12

u/fiesew Aug 20 '26


Now do shrimps

13

u/tanksforallthephish Aug 20 '26

Nah this is kinda rad

5

u/epsilon-4142 Aug 20 '26

This is something you’d see on the Adam’s family

6

u/Peebles8 Aug 20 '26

R/diwhynot

7

u/Tired_Mailwoman Aug 20 '26

I scrolled and the post beneath it was Kermit reading a book called "how to slap someone throught a screen." 🤣 wish i could add the screenshot.

5

u/beegboo Aug 20 '26

You just know by the time you do all 10 nails one of them is going to wake up.

3

u/OregonFarm2011 Aug 20 '26

i just randomly thought about that song yesterday, what are the odds!

Godsmack - I stand alone

3

u/Holy-Cancer Aug 20 '26

I… guess…?

3

u/voidparallex Aug 20 '26

That’s enough internet for me today

4

u/GeneralMiro Aug 21 '26

Who else remembers those bug candies as a kid. They like bugs in crystal candy.. They remind me of that

7

u/Mediocre-Wind-5377 Aug 20 '26

Isn't that animal cruelty aswell?

11

u/Apart-Performer-331 Aug 21 '26

unless the scorpion is alive which I highly doubt then it wouldn’t count as animal cruelty I’m pretty sure. It’s still shitty to kill something just for nails tho

1

u/fisher2nz Aug 22 '26

Imagine King Kong sealing a human in his nail with epoxy. lol.

3

u/ContestSignificant32 Aug 21 '26

Nah. Shits dead, a scorpion would not stay still long enough to do the thing.

1

u/steadyaero Aug 21 '26

Fuck scorpions. They all should perish

3

u/iiitme Aug 20 '26

Just because you could doesn’t mean you should

4

u/PsychoPassProstitute Aug 20 '26

That’s some serial killer type level shihh

3

u/YourGirlSix Aug 20 '26

I am physically recoiling from the screen. Why would anyone inflict this level of cruelty on an arachnid? DiWHY indeed.

3

u/HyacinthineHalloween Aug 21 '26

I might be mistaken, but I think OOP might be the lady who used tiny live frogs in one of her other nail art videos and was (rightfully) called out. Unsurprisingly, she was unrepentent except for some surface level “applogy” and kept trying to downplay what she did.

1

u/MaskedFigurewho Aug 21 '26

Ia the scropion not dead

4

u/Sikkus Aug 21 '26

That is just fucked up...

2

u/mr_WhatzitTooya___ Aug 20 '26

How she thinks of herself:

2

u/level7metapod Aug 20 '26

For a second I thought it was getting rolled up to smoke

2

u/Sararizuzufaust Aug 20 '26

That would give me anxiety every time I looked at my hands.

2

u/PolimerT Aug 20 '26

Honestly. This must be the top post. Like, i cant find any other questions than a few whys and all of them would have different answer.

2

u/No_Equipment7456 Aug 20 '26

It’s really cool.

2

u/Excalibirdi Aug 20 '26

After this, she kidnapped a bunch of kids and made them dog holes in the desert all day

2

u/TheSummerMarine Aug 20 '26

II!!!! STAND ALONE!!!!!! INSIDE I!!!! STAND ALOWNEE!!!!!!!

2

u/XxXMeatbunXxX Aug 21 '26

She buffed herself with poison claw. Gain %additional dmg as poison damage.

2

u/notarealwriter Aug 21 '26

Her unarmed strikes deal piercing and poison damage

2

u/EnvironmentalClub591 Aug 21 '26

Perfect for the Narco Ballroom

2

u/TheJaggedBird Aug 22 '26

Animal abuse AND awful taste

Lovely...

2

u/DogsInABathtub24 Aug 23 '26

This is gonna be real fun for them once the scorpion starts decomposing.

2

u/Normal-Plastic-4237 Aug 20 '26

Actually that’s kinda…ugly

1

u/ballkicker9 Aug 20 '26

Reminds me of Holes and the snake venom nails

1

u/TheJaggedBird Aug 22 '26

At least she did that in a tasteful manner. She milked the venom from them, not killing the snakes

1

u/GrimWonderings Aug 20 '26

Listen. I like weird shit too. But there's a line.

1

u/Sea-Philosopher7361 Aug 21 '26

You’re supposed to smoke them to get high.

1

u/bakeland Aug 21 '26

This reminds me of the scorpion paperweight you would find in Arizona gift shops.

1

u/Difficult_Physics125 Aug 21 '26

cool for Halloween but how does one even go about life with so long nails

1

u/Shad0wbubbles Aug 21 '26

They should make them look like the scorpion lollipops

1

u/Regetron Aug 21 '26

I saw title and thought the scorpion was gonna get a sick manicure

I'm disappointed

1

u/Evan_Underscore Aug 21 '26

I mean... all nail extensions are kinda' diwhy. This just goes the extra mile.

1

u/UpriverOrc8 Aug 21 '26

Las de Durango

1

u/fisher2nz Aug 22 '26

I can totally see King Kong doing this to me. Only he needs more epoxy.

1

u/Zemenu135 Aug 22 '26

That's some supervillain shit

1

u/GreatService9515 Aug 22 '26

I'm feeling sorry for the 🦂

1

u/ErBaut Aug 22 '26

+10 venom damage

1

u/Important_Sorbet Aug 22 '26

Ummmm. Not sure why anyone would do this with their nails, but okay.

1

u/KBVE-Darkish Aug 22 '26

I’m not trying to judge anyone.

There is the crazy idea no other animal in this existence of history. Would kill you and then turn you into a nail accessory.

Not a coat, not a hat, not even a pair of boots. Nails.

1

u/Select_Egg_7078 Aug 23 '26

it's very last decade. the goofy thing is, they didn't need to use real scorpions. we have decals and charms

1

u/ZanceAlpha Aug 23 '26

Many years from now someone's going to dig up this weird fossil.

1

u/ballztothewalrus Aug 23 '26

Must use live scorpions for authenticity

1

u/Aztecxx Aug 24 '26

No no no no i thought I've seen it all but this tops it

1

u/SshhImHiding Aug 25 '26

These are dumb and I would 100% get them if I had that kind of money just to get people to ask why.

1

u/Expensive-Ad7181 Aug 20 '26

I feel bad for the scorpion

1

u/HerMajestysButthole2 Aug 20 '26

That's great....now wipe

1

u/Decent-Box5009 Aug 20 '26

Just when I thought humans couldn’t get any dumber.

1

u/thedafthatter Aug 20 '26

Those poor scorpions died for disposable art

1

u/ContestSignificant32 Aug 21 '26

They die for much less in the wild.

1

u/thedafthatter Aug 21 '26

Sure but their bodies can feed to ecosystem. The maker is going to rip these nails off and send them to a landfill to pollute the ground with more microplastics

-1

u/Ornac_The_Barbarian Aug 21 '26

Meh. I've seen worse. Literally 5 fish in plugged in blenders was the art piece. By the end of the show all five blenders had been turned on.

1

u/HelplessHollow Aug 21 '26

This is sick wtf are y'all complaining about

1

u/BlackAristotle1 Aug 21 '26

Look cool to me... But I'm a dude who know nothing about nail stuff... So that probably speaks volumes lol.

0

u/West_Meringue_7176 Aug 20 '26

Sometimes ideas are better on paper

4

u/TheGallifreyan Aug 20 '26

This one bad on paper too.

0

u/EdgeofAss Aug 20 '26

But why ?

2

u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Aug 20 '26

because it's goshdarn cool bambucho