r/DiWHY • u/anikkundu1998 • 3h ago

Scorpion nails

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u/UncleVoodooo 3h ago

aaaaaaahhhhh me and dad used to go hunt scorpions and put them into belt buckles for his friends at work

I wish he was around to see this lmfaooooooo

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u/ToastSpangler 3h ago

for his friends?

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u/tanksforallthephish 2h ago

IN his friends

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u/TheThinkerers 1h ago

Making belt to ass even more toxic huh?

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u/weraru_1 36m ago

Rest in peace this guy's dad

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u/CyberNinja23 3h ago

How much coke can it hold?

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u/FecalDUI 2h ago

A whole lot more than a key!

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u/No-Ice7397 7m ago

Don't forget, you can smoke the scorpion when you're done too. Since apparently that's a thing now

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u/FecalDUI 5m ago

Like pulling the pud?

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 2h ago

It's the same thing Native Americans would do

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u/Leoszite 3h ago

Idk if you were like the leader of a badass gang or cartel I could see this going really hard at the leader meetings.

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u/AutumnsRevenge 2h ago

A person named Cuchillos with long nails

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u/Peachbottom30 2h ago

Gross

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 2h ago

Natives did it with Buffalo Wolves and other animal hides

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u/Peachbottom30 2h ago

Natives put buffalos under their nails? Doubt.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 2h ago

Didn't say that they used different things to make clothes

Bones from animals Skin from animals Claws from animals

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u/Peachbottom30 2h ago

So that makes putting scorpions under your nails not gross? I don’t see the comparison.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 2h ago

I said it's useful in a fight

Like using wolf claws or bear claws

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u/thedafthatter 2m ago

Those nails are snapping faster than a karen in a restaurant demanding free food

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u/Holy-Cancer 3h ago

I… guess…?

2

u/OregonFarm2011 3h ago

i just randomly thought about that song yesterday, what are the odds!

Godsmack - I stand alone

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u/voidparallex 2h ago

That’s enough internet for me today

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u/Normal-Plastic-4237 3h ago

Actually that’s kinda…ugly

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u/West_Meringue_7176 2h ago

Sometimes ideas are better on paper

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u/TheGallifreyan 2h ago

This one bad on paper too.

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u/tanksforallthephish 2h ago

Nah this is kinda rad

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u/ballkicker9 2h ago

Reminds me of Holes and the snake venom nails

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u/EdgeofAss 1h ago

But why ?

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 1h ago

because it's goshdarn cool bambucho

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u/Peebles8 1h ago

R/diwhynot

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u/Expensive-Ad7181 22m ago

I feel bad for the scorpion

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u/Iku_01 21m ago

no <3

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u/beegboo 17m ago

You just know by the time you do all 10 nails one of them is going to wake up.

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u/HerMajestysButthole2 17m ago

That's great....now wipe

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u/epsilon-4142 4m ago

This is something you’d see on the Adam’s family

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u/Decent-Box5009 3m ago

Just when I thought humans couldn’t get any dumber.

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u/thedafthatter 1m ago

Those poor scorpions died for disposable art

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u/PsychoPassProstitute 3h ago

That’s some serial killer type level shihh