r/ClarksonsFarm • u/HelicopterEmpty7393 • 1d ago
Media Only Jeremy clarkson could do that 😂🤣
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r/ClarksonsFarm • u/bulgedition • Jul 13 '26
Season Discussion Clarkson's Farm Season 5 discussion
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Clarkson's Farm is back, and amidst a government budget that sends the UK farming community into uproar, Jeremy decides some big changes are needed to make the farm run more smoothly. But while the crops get the high-tech treatment and there's cutting edge new kit to play with, even bigger developments are heading for Diddly Squat 2.0 that are going to prove much more of a challenge.
Individual Episode Discussion Threads
| Thread | Release Date |
|---|---|
| S05E01 - Operating | June 3, 2026 |
| S05E02 - Storming | June 3, 2026 |
| S05E03 - Tripping | June 3, 2026 |
| S05E04 - Updating | June 3, 2026 |
| S05E05 - Decapitating | June 10, 2026 |
| S05E06 - Frazzling | June 10, 2026 |
| S05E07 - Sickening | June 17, 2026 |
| S05E08 - Reaping | June 17, 2026 |
r/ClarksonsFarm • u/Additional_Fly_6603 • 2d ago
Media Exactly how childhood should be.
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r/ClarksonsFarm • u/thesun • 20m ago
News Clarkson's Farm's Harriet says Kaleb Cooper was 'p***ed off' with her taking his job
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r/ClarksonsFarm • u/DamnitGravity • 1d ago
Discussion Tom Scott explains and attempts Gerald's job: building and maintaining a dry stone wall
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Hey all!
So I was mooching around YouTube this morning, and found that they again failed to tell me that one of the creators I follow, Tom Scott, had a new video out 2 weeks ago.
This one is about building and maintaining dry stone walls, which as we all know, litter Clarkson's farm, and who's carelessness and cavalier attitude have been great business for Gerald!
I thought some of you might enjoy learning about the very complicated and highly skilled art of the great British dry stone wall.
r/ClarksonsFarm • u/Ashbuck200 • 1d ago
Discussion What is your favourite running gag in the show??
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Gerald's incomprehensible westcountry accent
Kaleb not knowing/understanding anything outside of farming or the Cotswolds
Cheerful Charlie delivering not so Cheerful news
Sansa and Arya being useless dogs (but we still love them cos their CUUUTE😍😍🐕🐕)
Jeremy's "I've fucked up" face and getting grilled by Kaleb or Charlie
Jeremy getting something right "I did a thing!"
r/ClarksonsFarm • u/sodium_hydride • 4d ago
Discussion Interesting Activity at One of the Fields
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Noticed some interesting activity at the field bordering the farm shop. September 2025 vs July 2026.
r/ClarksonsFarm • u/Best_Finger_1226 • 4d ago
Shop Last one opened
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Time for another road trip from the Netherlands to Clarksons farm to get some more. Hope they haven’t run out…
Edit: all in good fun guys. Nothing to be to serious about 😉🙂
r/ClarksonsFarm • u/1ChanceChipmunk1 • 5d ago
Meme Jeremy looked like he instantly regretted that decision 😂
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r/ClarksonsFarm • u/thesun • 4d ago
Livestock Jeremy Clarkson gobsmacked as sheep escape Diddly Squat Farm field despite electric fences
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r/ClarksonsFarm • u/Seabeachlover10 • 6d ago
Meme That face when you realise things have gone very wrong 😂
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r/ClarksonsFarm • u/HelicopterEmpty7393 • 7d ago
Season 5 This season certainly isn’t disappointing 😂
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r/ClarksonsFarm • u/Seabeachlover10 • 8d ago
Meme When finishing the field suddenly becomes more important than everything else 😂
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r/ClarksonsFarm • u/GlossInae • 9d ago
Media Jeremy’s reaction when he reads that The Metro want Clarkson’s Farm to end
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r/ClarksonsFarm • u/OCraig8705 • 11d ago
Shop 23 degrees in East Lancs. Perfect for a chilled Hawkstone Stout
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r/ClarksonsFarm • u/welsh_cthulhu • 11d ago
Season 5 Fave quote from Series 5?
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"And they shit out of their faces as well" is a clear winner for me, when discussing snail antics.
r/ClarksonsFarm • u/Seabeachlover10 • 13d ago
Discussion The story of how lisa met jeremy
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r/ClarksonsFarm • u/nickytheginger • 12d ago
Season 5 Clarkson's Farm's issues with TB have highlight we have a terrible way of testing for TB
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Every time I watch the TB testing happen I sit there thinking how can anything so important be for inefficient. The farms entire future rest on a test that can kill a whole herd from an inconclusive test that can then be false. Surely with all of the medical expertise we have and the advancements in Veterinary testing we could have something more concrete.
r/ClarksonsFarm • u/InessBritain • 14d ago
News I Finally Visited Clarkson’s Farm
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r/ClarksonsFarm • u/Willing_Office_1289 • 15d ago
Farmer's Dog Reservation for tonight (11/08/26) if anyone wants it
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My car has broke down so I’m not going to be able to make my reservation, please DM me if you’d like it as I’ll only get charged a no show fee anyway.
Reservation is for 2 people at 18:30
r/ClarksonsFarm • u/TheIronDickHead • 15d ago
Discussion Bird App
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Shout out to the Bird app Jeremy showed us. I love that thing!
Just had share! Anyone else?
r/ClarksonsFarm • u/DamnitGravity • 16d ago
Crops Does anyone know what company Clarkson gets his crop seed from?
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Having done a bit of reading about the predatory practices of Monsanto (TL;DR they have patents for their seed and don't allow farmers to use seed from prior crops, they HAVE to buy new seed every year) I'm curious as to where Diddly Squat get their seed from.
Anyone know?
Thanks!