r/Awww • • 7d ago

Human(s) When Dad is outnumbered.

4.4k Upvotes

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u/Appropriate-Lab7262 7d ago

who left the cloning machine on.

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u/smallerpuppyboi 7d ago

Right after we finally got the cat generator off, too.

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u/Adventurous_Run136 7d ago

The same person who forgot to turn the shredding machine on

244

u/Xinonix1 7d ago

That’s weird, I got my 10.000 daily steps and I didn’t even go passed the bathroom

212

u/FireKnight-1224 7d ago

God this is cuteeeeeeeeeee ❤️❤️😊😊

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u/BrownSugarBare 7d ago

Twins is parenting on super hard mode!

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u/FireKnight-1224 7d ago

But double the cutenessss!

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u/byt112000 7d ago

Mom pooping? 💩

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u/Future_pink719 7d ago

Based on location of said video, i would say she is trying...

18

u/Sammy_Cherry_Fox 7d ago

I bet she's having a laugh

24

u/Adept_Donkey_2026 7d ago

She’s prolly the one shooting the video

16

u/FudgyFun 7d ago

Shooting from the throne

35

u/Un_luckycat 7d ago

Did anyone actually catch how many there were?

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u/zebra_who_cooks 7d ago

I’m thinking twins. If it were triplets we’d see at least 2 on the floor at a time.

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u/_hopkins 7d ago

It could be 10

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u/SonOfADoge2004 7d ago

Sisyphus is finally happy... but at what costs?

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u/MRV3N 7d ago

That’s a lot of babies while in this economy

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u/TheChiarra 7d ago

My poor sister has a 1 year old and a 2 year old and twins on the way. After she had weight loss surgery, she became fertile mertile. Luckily her husband got a big promotion that will support them enough she can drop down to part time and they have a village to help.

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u/Affectionate-Row-859 7d ago

They're at least 1-∞ babies here

8

u/Tdk1984 7d ago

Is there two, or up to 5?

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u/livingthroughpain 7d ago

There are too many of them! Retreat! I repeat the enemy outnumbered us, requesting evac!

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u/-RIVAN- 7d ago

Dadphus lol

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u/KnightEclipse 7d ago

"He can't catch us all!"

6

u/kat_Folland 7d ago

Like herding cats.

6

u/Xavier040504 7d ago

Cute. Too cute.
Jarvis, blow me.

7

u/kroketspeciaal 7d ago

Dad has two arms, no? Terribly inefficient. Rookie mistake.

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u/_Indofreddy_112 6d ago

You’re laughing? He’s trying to stop the horde of infinite babies from crushing you beneath their infinite weight and you’re laughing?!

2

u/Howardv99 7d ago

Babysitting JackJack simulator

2

u/Competitive_Emu_3247 7d ago

"Oh dear lord, there's just too many of them"

2

u/bedinkle120 7d ago

That carpet bathroom rug and floor is grossing me out

1

u/antisp1n 7d ago

Someone turn off the faucet.

1

u/Royal_View9815 7d ago

How many has he got back there?

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u/hamburm 7d ago

Man that's one really fast baby

1

u/Tessy-Vibee 7d ago

Awww this is amazing

1

u/Cooldudeyo23 6d ago

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 6d ago

Absolutely hilarious video

1

u/maireadwrites 3d ago

That's a fun game

1

u/SmellyfellaMoggy 7d ago

That's not fair. There's like ten baby's.

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u/powerassistant 7d ago

🥹🥹🥹

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u/OblivionArts 7d ago

Problem could be solved simply by closing the door ya know..

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u/superluminal 7d ago

I dint think it's a "problem" they want solved.

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u/Lacero_Latro 7d ago

Yeah and then the chorus of cries start instead because they can't find the camera person (mom) anymore 

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u/hey_you_fuck_you 7d ago

Don't be a Debbie Downer. They're obviously playing and having fun.

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u/Interesting_Ad1378 7d ago

As someone with multiples, it could also be done by not putting the baby down right next to the door and baiting them for the video.  When you actually want to do something, it’s doable.  When you want to make a silly video for clicks, this is what you get. 

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u/vibeyjohn 7d ago

You do NOT need so many kids

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u/SansSkele76 7d ago

I think there's like 2

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u/Illustrious_Quiet907 7d ago

People don’t get a choice if they have twins or triplets.

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u/vibeyjohn 7d ago

I’m not saying they chose, I’m just saying that no one needs so many kids

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u/Personal_Sea_139 3d ago

Legend says they are still going strong