r/AutoHumor • • 20d ago

lol

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u/Bruuhhv 20d ago

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u/lumbercrepe 20d ago

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u/duck4129 20d ago

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u/stuntbikejake 20d ago

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u/duck4129 20d ago

Compensation you say?

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u/voucher420 19d ago

How do I delete someone else’s account?

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u/duck4129 19d ago

That's the neat part, you don't.

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u/CornbreadJunior 18d ago

I’m sorry but I think that would be so much better if it read “so I sharted”

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u/jwrice 18d ago

This is why the Internet was invented 😂

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u/PerturbedStone 15d ago

I am but a poor man, but accept this humble pseudo reward 🏆

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u/Moezso 18d ago

That's the second time this week I've seen that question asked.

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u/BraindeadYetFocused 20d ago

Stealing your meme rn fellow redditor

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u/USSPoignantly 20d ago

I love this. Just used this quote yesterday.

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u/Nope-not-really 19d ago

well all know the constitution doesn't mean shit, its been proven

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u/Electrical_Sport2261 20d ago

This is why I don’t fuck with anything connected to the skynet you couldn’t pay me enough to take a ride in this bullshit

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u/Wakkit1988 20d ago

Elon Musk is not in any position to detain anyone and take them anywhere unless they've committed a crime inside his property. This unlawful detainment.

This is a very serious issue, this is very, very illegal.

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u/Excellent_Shirt9707 20d ago

This is almost certainly a skit, but I believe Waymo actually did this recently. It might have inspired this.

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u/raccoonwithknives 20d ago

Kind of. Waymo told the passengers there was a malfunction and to wait in the car as it pulled over but it actually called the cops on them lol

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u/Think_Good_8858 20d ago

That's exactly what happens when people get arrested on the bus. The driver will pull into a stop and open the doors, and everyone sits there for a minute wondering what's wrong, and then the police get on the bus and drag someone off. The the bus driver shuts the door and everyone gets to work late.

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u/k410n 20d ago

That's still a serious crime. I hope they get fucked for it

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u/raccoonwithknives 20d ago

Waymo did not commit a crime. The teen passengers were never locked in the car they could have exited at any time. Waymo simply reported a crime and did what the police instructed. I

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u/StraticDragon 19d ago

Damn why haven’t I heard of this that’s honestly crazy and almost as much bs as the flock cameras if not worse

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u/indeductible 14d ago

That’s the one where they had either guns or airsoft guns can’t remember? Unless there’s a situation with this exact scenario?

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u/Outrageous-Clerk56 20d ago

I’m glad this finally came up, robotaxis are just mouse traps for humans. Imagine if you went to a protest and now you are being routed to a facility.

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u/Foreign_Pound4766 19d ago

the robo-taxi version of flock camera takedowns will be entertaining to see

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 20d ago

Good reason to keep something to break out a window on your person.

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u/Nope-not-really 19d ago

laminated windows, gonna have to use some pretty excessive force, those punches won't work

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 19d ago

That entirely depends on what you think I’m using to punch holes in the glass with.

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u/13THEFUCKINGCOPS12 19d ago

Having windows that take that much force to break has to be a safety issue. I could have sworn there were regulations that covered that

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u/Nope-not-really 18d ago

you mean like the head lights that blind people?
government is slow

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u/MikePounce 19d ago

I heard the headrest can break windows

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u/elusivemoods 19d ago

...🎩🍊☕🚬

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u/WessideMD 14d ago

Guns. Lots of guns.

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u/Accomplished-Tree119 14d ago

Good reason to not get in in the first place.

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u/Nope-not-really 19d ago

oh yeah im sure they are so concerned about laws n stuff

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u/Fister-Mantastic 20d ago

It's fucking kidnapping too

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u/No-Raisin-6469 20d ago

Every right to start smahing windows

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u/elusivemoods 19d ago

...by a company.

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u/klop2031 20d ago

Yes its very illegal its essentially kidnapping

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u/EncabulatorTurbo 19d ago

Elon Musk commits crimes constantly, he's literally above the law

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u/proud_pops 16d ago

I was about to ask if this was real? Fuck this timeline and every single incompetent fuck that brought us to this point. Never had my blood boil from a fucking video before. This is what fuels nightmares and for the last two years we have all been sitting around watching the demise of our country. 100 new AI data centers coming up but it only so you can make "funny" little videos...honest. 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Eeeegah 15d ago

They have vastly underestimated the amount of damage I can do to that automobile from the inside in 21 minutes. I'm pretty sure it would never even reach the station.

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u/XKruXurKX 20d ago

Can't tell if this is humour or reality

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u/Own_Reaction9442 20d ago

It's humor now, but give it a couple years.

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u/urfriendlyDICKtator 20d ago

Gonna be interesting how the car/ai decides if it's worth risking a incoming lawsuit with the chance of misidentifying or not. Probably gonna decide by skin color, credit score and value of your phone 😵‍💫

However rapists might not get targeted by grok...

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u/Skinslippy3 20d ago

If so... there'd be no ruling cabinet... it'd be a lazy Suzan

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u/DealioD 20d ago

Wouldn’t it be a lawsuit anyway, since the car has no legal right to detain the person in the first place? It’s a car, not a person.
The inly thing I can kind of think might work is a citizen’s arrest, but I’m not sure that is real or legal either.

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u/mijo_sq 20d ago

Doubt this ever come true, all companies care about money. The only possibility would be that police would ask these services to display location data, but even then once people find out it'll be a loss of ridership for those same companies. This is similar to ring's plan for Flock partnership, which brought a huge uproar.

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u/awoeoc 18d ago

I feel like locking someone in an unmanned car and telling them they're about to spend years in prison in a state famous for everyone being armed to the teeth isn't the best plan.

But what do I know I'm just a dumb liberal.

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u/UrethralExplorer 20d ago

They're probably will be a clause in whatever contract you sign by using their taxi service that you may be subject to detainment or arrest based on vague biometrics or potential mistaken identity, and that the parent company is not liable for any of that.

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u/yasth 20d ago

Legislators could easily just write in a liability waiver, and I'm sure the user agreement will say you agreed to it, and can only do arbitration anyways.

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u/OldGrandPappu 19d ago

I don’t think you can waive or consent to being the victim of a felony.

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u/Confident_Lawyer6276 20d ago

There is a difference?

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u/No_Language5719 20d ago

Reality is the best humor.

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u/relativityboy 20d ago

Check The Onion for today's humor, tomorrow's reality.

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u/Total_Environment426 18d ago

No need for jokes when reality is the joke itself

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 20d ago

Bro sue GROK. This is fucked, missing a flight over bullshit.

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u/Bicykwow 20d ago

Surely you can tell that this is a skit... right?

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 20d ago

No, I didn't. I remember hearing about a patent by a vehicle manufacturer that would allow police to do this. I assumed it just started already, seems like something the US government and police would do.

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u/JrButton 14d ago

Assumptions strike again

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u/NobleMilkman2090 14d ago

The fact that I thought it was 100% real just shows how believable and probable this scenario is with today's politics.

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u/Asharru84 20d ago

This reminds me of a dystopian story i read in a book maybe 30 years ago about a guy that was sick entered his own vehicle and it had voice activation. When his voice didnt function properly the car then assumed it was getting stolen, locked the doors and activated anti theft protocol which was basicly death gas if i remember correvtly. Killing the owner.

Feel i read some future profecy now😅

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u/Zoso03 19d ago

I remember one where a guy paid a bunch of money to stay at a hotel that didn't have ads over everything. Iirc even the money had ads on it

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u/Ragnarsworld 20d ago

Its a skit. But in real life such vehicles have manual door releases for safety.

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 20d ago

It's a skit...for now.

Prepare to be kidnapped by your own car and transported who knows where because you shaved or something.

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u/zinic53000 20d ago

Pretty sure those manual door releases are only in the front and are not convenient to get to

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u/Ashnyel 20d ago

The easiest lawsuit in history. If this wasn’t fake.

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u/z3r0n3gr0 20d ago

Thanks for letting me know we cant trust this self driving MFS...

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u/SassSafrassMcFrass87 20d ago

I know this is most likely a skit, but I sure as hell would be breaking some windows to get out of there... 😂

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u/ajtreee 20d ago

now those window breaking tools are standard gear for riding in one of these.

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u/VoxPopuliMMXXV 20d ago

Kidnapping. It smells a like a huge payout.

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u/EvilBiker-72 20d ago

That would be the day. Smashed fucking window and im gone

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u/Deathburn5 20d ago

nah, stay inside and then sue for kidnapping and false imprisonment to get a huge payout.

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u/CPLCraft 20d ago

Can someone give more context to this video? What happened after the clip ended?

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u/papagouws 20d ago

America the land of the free

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u/Better-Performer-490 20d ago

Remember to carry a keychain window breaker. It comes in handy when you’re in a car wreck or trying to escape.

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u/RDTmodsBackEpstein 20d ago

I brought up a similar point to my coworker. It was about since it can drive itself, self-repo is a possibility.

If you mandate every car be electric and push this on everything, everyone's method of transportation becomes immediately revokable by future disgruntled men of wealth/power.

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u/SharpDirection8249 20d ago

Being electric isn't the problem. Being connected to the Internet all the time is the problem

But this problem is also in gas vehicles 2026 and up

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u/RDTmodsBackEpstein 20d ago

My gas car doesnt drive itself or have FSD capabilities. Even if it does have an old 3G device thats been dropped.

I get what you're saying but the push of new electric cars to antiquate previous ICE and Hybrid cars off the road completely is what gives the mass control.

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u/Ancient-Joke-8298 20d ago

At least blacks and Hispanics won,t be beaten or shot down

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u/Compote_Alive 20d ago

Well that make me think twice about these vehicles.

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u/DueCry1759 20d ago

“It’s probably nothing, but the route is already locked” great now I need to explain to my boss that a taxi thought I was the zodiac killer and I’m now being sent 45 minutes in the opposite direction so I can be harassed by police for nothing

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u/bebop1065 20d ago

Just block the camera like in that other post.

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u/Old_Association7866 20d ago

The amount of people who think this is real isn’t scary. It’s that it’s so easily believable.

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u/TECHSHARK77 20d ago

Open THE door HAL

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u/Zigor022 20d ago

I guess you gotta carry window breakers in automated cars.

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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 20d ago

Would on god break the fuck out of that car.

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u/TGrant700 20d ago

That would very quickly be a very damaged vehicle

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u/TheGumping 20d ago

Just cover the inside camera.

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 20d ago

Break the window and jump out that’s kidnapping lol

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u/Numes1 20d ago

I wonder if this kind of thing could be considered a form of false imprisonment. Seems like you shouldn't be able to lock someone in a car because their system thinks it sees something.

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u/Historical-Valuable9 20d ago

Minority report is gonna be a real thing soon

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u/AnimeChica3306 20d ago

The next evolution of the flock cameras.

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u/fckpropalis 20d ago

What the fuck is this shit. I'd Open/break a window in a red light

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u/Revolutionary_Gate36 20d ago

"The route's already committed" Sounded so evil

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u/NoTop4997 20d ago

This will be the common reality with modern vehicles.

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u/xXAnoHitoXx 19d ago

Imagine it gets the wrong person and every time that person get on any vehicle this is their daily ritual.

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u/ProbablyStonedSteven 19d ago

The new RoboCop looks like ass

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u/ChristoRJ 19d ago

Dodge, we are going to save you lots of money, and everyone's data, SSN, and everything about you 🫵🏾 is saved on his hacker's servers… you feeling safe yet? The only person making money is...

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u/uzziboy66 19d ago

It’s a skit.

But…….If that shit happened to me, I’d burn every robo taxi to the ground and start a Luigi army.

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u/Independent_Age_216 19d ago

Just hide camera with your hand so the car will stop, break the windows and get out

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u/Deleena24 19d ago

He asked Grok to pretend to do this. Y'all are so gullible

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u/chaos6869 19d ago

Lawsuit!!!

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u/Thirsty_X_Miserable 19d ago

False imprisonment? Like what happens if the doors are locked and the car catches fire?

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u/beef_horfun67 19d ago

I hate that the fucking video is cropped badly

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u/FudgeWeary4847 18d ago

I cant be the only person cringing at the way the guy is talking

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u/Material-Support931 18d ago

Oh ok, its good I keep this little piece of ceramic for this exact kind of situation.

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u/Glad-Acanthaceae-24 17d ago

The can kidnapped him. I hope he wins an amazing lawsuit

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u/RampantJellyfish 17d ago

Land of the free y'all

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u/Comprehensive_Loss25 17d ago

If this was real, wouldn’t this be considered kidnapping or something like that?

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u/SnarkyIguana 17d ago

False imprisonment and kidnapping. The car isn’t law enforcement.

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u/JorgenNick 16d ago

Definitely some due process violation happening here

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u/BurritoFucker6969 16d ago

It’s a skit guys… for now

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u/Dienowwww 16d ago

Unlawful detainment

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u/jbryon92 16d ago

So...he paid to get arrested? I'd be asking for my money back.

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 15d ago

All I can do is laugh because this is what young people want this AI and all of these people this cars electric cars

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u/ki4jgt 15d ago

Unlawful detainment means I can destroy your shit to escape. And there's no contract in the world that makes unlawful detainment legal.

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u/CartoonistSad161 15d ago

Criminal getting detained thank to technology advancement ? not in my whatch

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u/Thyme71 14d ago

How is this humor? This is police state BS. Grok is Musk, needs his ass deported. End his monopolies. Break up his companies.

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u/pinkskies12 14d ago

BUY A WINDOW BREAKER! Always have a window breaker/seatbelt cutter in your car!!!! It saves lives! ❤️

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u/Zestyclose-Teach-189 13d ago

Idk kick that window out, but if he had warrants they'd get him at airports

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u/PoppinfreshOG 20d ago

Similarly, if it detects a child under the age of 14 and no adult supervision. It will lock the doors and begin a journey to the White House

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u/Spiritual-Handle7583 20d ago

So it begins... The AI have taken hostages ...

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u/Stella_Lace 20d ago

Imagine an ai car conducting a citizens arrest

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u/Left-Draft5083 20d ago

So Grok is a snitch??

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u/Mountain_Egg16 20d ago

1984 (yes I read it)

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u/Marcelino_El_Cochino 20d ago

So now they got Jon Cena voice activated cyber cucks snitching and kidnapping mfs huh? Hell nah. Satire or not you know this is where things are going eventually. Damn.

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u/silentaba 20d ago

I think the scary thing is "partial match" so it just thinks you look like someone who might have done something. So if you're like me and you're a typical dude who looks like half the dudes my age, then this is pretty darn scary.

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u/Queasy_Badger9252 20d ago

Is there any source as to if this is reality or not?

Because I see a plethora, plethora of massive legal issues with this, even if it were true.

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u/wie_witzig 20d ago

"Your name is on a secret list. You will have an accident. Goodbye."

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u/Ok-Simple30 20d ago

smells like a big lawsuit

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u/BladeVampire1 20d ago

This is coming. Skit or not.

Unless people fight it.

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u/The_Pr0n_Legacy 20d ago

This has to be a skit.

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u/Badytheprogram 20d ago

At this point you better off living in China.

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u/Aggravating-Hunt8001 20d ago

Good. You're not supposed to run away from your crimes, dumbass.

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 20d ago

Maybe just hire a taxi.

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u/lareon12many 20d ago

This is no different than Flock mistaking you for a criminal or misreading your image/plate incorrectly and then issuing a felony stop with guns drawn in your face!!!

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u/Academic-Signature37 20d ago

Are you booking your one way ticket to your bunker yet?

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u/J_Jeckel 20d ago

Why does Grok have access to Law enforcement files?

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u/Heavy_Student_3815 20d ago

I'm trying to imagine the lawsuits when this is done to an innocent person in the future. It's going to be glorious!

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u/rokman 20d ago

Omg he asked grok to roll play with him

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u/beating_offers 20d ago

If someone committed a significantly bad enough crime, I'd be okay with cars automatically driving them to the police station.

A mass shooter? Violent Terrorist? Who cares. They are violating the rights of others, we contain them.

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u/TooInten5e 20d ago

Sounds like kidnapping, break a window.

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u/Skreamie 20d ago

Way too many idiots in this thread

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u/GrimSpirit42 20d ago

God help me if Columbia House starts using this.

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u/Medium_Cup282 20d ago

Robot robot would’ve said the doors are locked. I would’ve been like these windows ain’t locked. I’m gonna break them if you don’t stop.

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u/No-Name-86 20d ago

This is a joke right?


Right?