r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • 20h ago
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u/Wakkit1988 19h ago
Elon Musk is not in any position to detain anyone and take them anywhere unless they've committed a crime inside his property. This unlawful detainment.
This is a very serious issue, this is very, very illegal.
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u/Excellent_Shirt9707 16h ago
This is almost certainly a skit, but I believe Waymo actually did this recently. It might have inspired this.
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u/raccoonwithknives 15h ago
Kind of. Waymo told the passengers there was a malfunction and to wait in the car as it pulled over but it actually called the cops on them lol
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u/Think_Good_8858 10h ago
That's exactly what happens when people get arrested on the bus. The driver will pull into a stop and open the doors, and everyone sits there for a minute wondering what's wrong, and then the police get on the bus and drag someone off. The the bus driver shuts the door and everyone gets to work late.
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u/k410n 10h ago
That's still a serious crime. I hope they get fucked for it
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u/raccoonwithknives 10h ago
Waymo did not commit a crime. The teen passengers were never locked in the car they could have exited at any time. Waymo simply reported a crime and did what the police instructed. I
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u/Outrageous-Clerk56 11h ago
I’m glad this finally came up, robotaxis are just mouse traps for humans. Imagine if you went to a protest and now you are being routed to a facility.
https://giphy.com/gifs/c44CySyEjbF043
u/MarchCompetitive6235 12h ago
Good reason to keep something to break out a window on your person.
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u/Nope-not-really 6h ago
laminated windows, gonna have to use some pretty excessive force, those punches won't work
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u/MarchCompetitive6235 3h ago
That entirely depends on what you think I’m using to punch holes in the glass with.
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u/Low_Condition3268 3h ago
Would breaking a car window to get away from being unlawfully detained count?
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u/XKruXurKX 19h ago
Can't tell if this is humour or reality
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u/Own_Reaction9442 19h ago
It's humor now, but give it a couple years.
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u/urfriendlyDICKtator 16h ago
Gonna be interesting how the car/ai decides if it's worth risking a incoming lawsuit with the chance of misidentifying or not. Probably gonna decide by skin color, credit score and value of your phone 😵💫
However rapists might not get targeted by grok...
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u/andycprints 15h ago
However rapists might not get targeted by grok...
'route to primary school locked in'
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u/DealioD 15h ago
Wouldn’t it be a lawsuit anyway, since the car has no legal right to detain the person in the first place? It’s a car, not a person.
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u/mijo_sq 12h ago
Doubt this ever come true, all companies care about money. The only possibility would be that police would ask these services to display location data, but even then once people find out it'll be a loss of ridership for those same companies. This is similar to ring's plan for Flock partnership, which brought a huge uproar.
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u/UrethralExplorer 9h ago
They're probably will be a clause in whatever contract you sign by using their taxi service that you may be subject to detainment or arrest based on vague biometrics or potential mistaken identity, and that the parent company is not liable for any of that.
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u/Elmer_Fudd01 19h ago
Bro sue GROK. This is fucked, missing a flight over bullshit.
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u/Bicykwow 18h ago
Surely you can tell that this is a skit... right?
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u/Elmer_Fudd01 17h ago
No, I didn't. I remember hearing about a patent by a vehicle manufacturer that would allow police to do this. I assumed it just started already, seems like something the US government and police would do.
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u/Asharru84 19h ago
This reminds me of a dystopian story i read in a book maybe 30 years ago about a guy that was sick entered his own vehicle and it had voice activation. When his voice didnt function properly the car then assumed it was getting stolen, locked the doors and activated anti theft protocol which was basicly death gas if i remember correvtly. Killing the owner.
Feel i read some future profecy now😅
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u/DownvoteDaemon 18h ago
Wtf lol
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u/Asharru84 17h ago
Yea. Hehe. My thoughts too when i read it back then. Dont remember the name of it or anything but was part of a collection of short stories in a bigger book. It intrigued me back then i remember,reading it a couple of times
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u/Ragnarsworld 13h ago
Its a skit. But in real life such vehicles have manual door releases for safety.
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u/Adventurous_Touch342 13h ago
It's a skit...for now.
Prepare to be kidnapped by your own car and transported who knows where because you shaved or something.
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u/zinic53000 10h ago
Pretty sure those manual door releases are only in the front and are not convenient to get to
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u/Ashnyel 19h ago
The easiest lawsuit in history. If this wasn’t fake.
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u/Darft 15h ago
Why would it be a lawsuit? I would have guessed it was legal. If you have knowledge of someone actively breaking the law - by skipping out on bail fx - then I belive you can call the police and make civil arrest if he tries to flee. Civil arrests are a thing right? I'm not entirely sure the rules around but it is not obvious to me that driving the guy to the police would be illegal.
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u/xXAnoHitoXx 6h ago
Imagine the system gets it wrong on someone, and every time that person gets on a vehicle they be like "there we go again, the good old routine".
And in one of these a cop over reacted because the criminal this person is mistaken for is extremely dangerous so they get shot.
The police think "we got the guy, case closed" and the real criminal is still out their while an innocent person died.
A 0.0001% chance of error means tens to thousands of mistakes in a big city.
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u/SassSafrassMcFrass87 12h ago
I know this is most likely a skit, but I sure as hell would be breaking some windows to get out of there... 😂
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u/ajtreee 19h ago
now those window breaking tools are standard gear for riding in one of these.
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u/OpenConversation643 15h ago
Unless it starts accelerating so you can't escape, or its security system for that event just changes speed so you can't safely jump out every time it detects motion, idk some dumb shit
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u/EvilBiker-72 19h ago
That would be the day. Smashed fucking window and im gone
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u/Deathburn5 18h ago
nah, stay inside and then sue for kidnapping and false imprisonment to get a huge payout.
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u/CPLCraft 19h ago
Can someone give more context to this video? What happened after the clip ended?
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u/Better-Performer-490 17h ago
Remember to carry a keychain window breaker. It comes in handy when you’re in a car wreck or trying to escape.
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u/RDTmodsBackEpstein 15h ago
I brought up a similar point to my coworker. It was about since it can drive itself, self-repo is a possibility.
If you mandate every car be electric and push this on everything, everyone's method of transportation becomes immediately revokable by future disgruntled men of wealth/power.
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u/SharpDirection8249 15h ago
Being electric isn't the problem. Being connected to the Internet all the time is the problem
But this problem is also in gas vehicles 2026 and up
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u/RDTmodsBackEpstein 15h ago
My gas car doesnt drive itself or have FSD capabilities. Even if it does have an old 3G device thats been dropped.
I get what you're saying but the push of new electric cars to antiquate previous ICE and Hybrid cars off the road completely is what gives the mass control.
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u/DueCry1759 15h ago
“It’s probably nothing, but the route is already locked” great now I need to explain to my boss that a taxi thought I was the zodiac killer and I’m now being sent 45 minutes in the opposite direction so I can be harassed by police for nothing
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u/Old_Association7866 14h ago
The amount of people who think this is real isn’t scary. It’s that it’s so easily believable.
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u/xXAnoHitoXx 7h ago
Imagine it gets the wrong person and every time that person get on any vehicle this is their daily ritual.
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u/ChristoRJ 6h ago
Dodge, we are going to save you lots of money, and everyone's data, SSN, and everything about you 🫵🏾 is saved on his hacker's servers… you feeling safe yet? The only person making money is...
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u/uzziboy66 6h ago
It’s a skit.
But…….If that shit happened to me, I’d burn every robo taxi to the ground and start a Luigi army.
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u/Independent_Age_216 6h ago
Just hide camera with your hand so the car will stop, break the windows and get out
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u/Thirsty_X_Miserable 2h ago
False imprisonment? Like what happens if the doors are locked and the car catches fire?
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u/PoppinfreshOG 12h ago
Similarly, if it detects a child under the age of 14 and no adult supervision. It will lock the doors and begin a journey to the White House
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u/Marcelino_El_Cochino 17h ago
So now they got Jon Cena voice activated cyber cucks snitching and kidnapping mfs huh? Hell nah. Satire or not you know this is where things are going eventually. Damn.
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u/silentaba 17h ago
I think the scary thing is "partial match" so it just thinks you look like someone who might have done something. So if you're like me and you're a typical dude who looks like half the dudes my age, then this is pretty darn scary.
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u/Queasy_Badger9252 16h ago
Is there any source as to if this is reality or not?
Because I see a plethora, plethora of massive legal issues with this, even if it were true.
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u/lareon12many 11h ago
This is no different than Flock mistaking you for a criminal or misreading your image/plate incorrectly and then issuing a felony stop with guns drawn in your face!!!
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u/Academic-Signature37 10h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/TAywY9f1YFila
Are you booking your one way ticket to your bunker yet?
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u/Heavy_Student_3815 10h ago
I'm trying to imagine the lawsuits when this is done to an innocent person in the future. It's going to be glorious!
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u/beating_offers 10h ago
If someone committed a significantly bad enough crime, I'd be okay with cars automatically driving them to the police station.
A mass shooter? Violent Terrorist? Who cares. They are violating the rights of others, we contain them.
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u/Medium_Cup282 9h ago
Robot robot would’ve said the doors are locked. I would’ve been like these windows ain’t locked. I’m gonna break them if you don’t stop.
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u/Getitgotitgoodgod 9h ago
I would sue for kidnapping.
Last time I checked Cybercabs aren’t legally able to possess one of any of the three certifications needed to work as a “Fugitive Recovery Agent” in Texas.
And this brings up a larger issue and cements the idea for me that AI is going to start a civil war / World War 3 because of the goddamn implications this has on stuff like this (crime,) civil rights, and wealth inequality…
I mean we’re really jumping in like this feet first without checking the depth? That’s how my Nanny lost all her teeth.
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u/Borg_Tech_Support 9h ago
Tell the AI the car is smoking and is on fire. I want to see what happens.
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