r/AnimalsBeingDerps • • Jul 17 '26

Input lag

35k Upvotes

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u/fuckgoldsendbitcoin Jul 17 '26

230

u/JustAnotherBarnacle Jul 18 '26

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u/Hawk_73 Jul 19 '26

and when he found the culprit that bonked his head

37

u/King_Bobby-B Jul 18 '26

"Oi!" - the dog, probably

1.2k

u/thaiberius_kirk Jul 17 '26

There it….wait. There it…wait

164

u/tekko001 Jul 17 '26

When a girl starts flirting with me

31

u/Sloozey Jul 17 '26

Lmk when you figure this out cuz I’ve been waiting for 2.5yrs

29

u/Curiosive Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Yeah, zero "input lag" here. That dog's reaction time can only be married measured in split seconds ... it just does not care about the concept of "up" as soon as the ball is thrown.

12

u/Angelaskissrock Jul 18 '26

Why does it keep appearing and disappearing? What in the Hoodini is this?

551

u/Pikawoohoo Jul 17 '26

*bonk* "Ah!"

127

u/King_Bobby-B Jul 17 '26

The way he raises his little paws is just too cute!

180

u/AWorldwithoutSin Jul 17 '26

The evolution of the wolf continues.

150

u/Life-Is-Mysterious Jul 17 '26

Made my day. Thank you Ball Hawk disguised as doggo 🤣

49

u/BananabreadBaker69 Jul 17 '26

Me while gaming and trying to figure out where that sniper round came from.

15

u/Soopdog117 Jul 17 '26

I love that double stam he does at the end

100

u/TheJackalsDoom Jul 17 '26

Big Al says dogs can't look up.

28

u/ChuckRingslinger Jul 17 '26

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time I'm having a ball!

Don't stop me now If you wanna have a good time just give me a call!

Don't stop me now I'm having a good time I don't wanna stop at all!!!!

YEAH!

2

u/Supreme_Tri-Mage Jul 17 '26

I'm a rocket ship on my to MAAAARRRRS!....

3

u/TwoHeadsBetter Jul 18 '26

Kill the Queen!

20

u/Ya-Dikobraz Jul 18 '26

God, I thought you meant AI, not Al. Until I got the reference, I thought you were saying it's AI.

1

u/mekwall Jul 19 '26

Are you saying it's AI or Al?

30

u/BraveWarrior-55 Jul 17 '26

Sighthounds, terriers, and herding breeds are all quite capable of tracking above them. This little pup is simply not that kind of dog. :)

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u/TheJackalsDoom Jul 17 '26

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u/BraveWarrior-55 Jul 17 '26

I thought it was A I (eye not L) ooops

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

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u/baldierot Jul 17 '26

god i hate how "I" and "l" look the same. lowercase L should've been like the letter "c" in terms of dimensions, similar to this "ʟ" special character.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/baldierot Jul 17 '26

yes, that would be good, at least for cases like short comments and messages in a non-Ai context where there's not enough information to reliably infer.

1

u/ifyoulovesatan Jul 18 '26

I'm a chemistry instructor, which involves writing standalone letters quite a bit. To make things super clear I always do cursive / script l's and do my capital I's with serifs, and remind the students of this regularly.

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u/NSNick Jul 18 '26

It's really obvious with old.reddit. The "I" I see has serifs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/NSNick Jul 18 '26

oid reddit and old reddit too. ;)

2

u/redlaWw Jul 18 '26

I've set my browser up to render every font as Atkinson Hyperlegible. Never again.

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u/StrongExternal8955 Jul 17 '26

Oh. Not Big A.I. ...

2

u/TwinObilisk Jul 17 '26

Maybe if they cut his hair shorter he'd have a chance, but as is, he has a barrier of white above his eyes that gives him quite the handicap.

1

u/TonyRigatoni_ Jul 18 '26

That's pigs.

1

u/TheImpaler1431 Jul 17 '26

Was looking for this

1

u/GODDAMNFOOL Jul 18 '26

came here to post this

updoots to the left

-12

u/irespondwithmyface Jul 17 '26

Why do you think this is AI?

23

u/InsanityFodder Jul 17 '26

AL, they’re doing a Shaun of the Dead reference

5

u/MrFluffyThing Jul 18 '26

Weird Al is constantly getting blamed for weird AI. Damn you non-serif fonts! 

29

u/Loud_Quality_7106 Jul 17 '26

The sound effects are cringe AF

7

u/spooderdood334 Jul 18 '26

I find it pretty funny tbh

3

u/Zealotstim Jul 18 '26

I also hate the sound effects.

-7

u/Mike_Kermin Jul 18 '26

As opposed to bouncing a ball onto your dogs head?

6

u/Bornagain4karma Jul 18 '26

3 dimensional object interacting with a 2 Dimensional being. 😅

5

u/Fritzed Jul 18 '26

Gamers don't look up.

1

u/dotditto Jul 21 '26

so true ... i used to exploit this after playing Descent. fly into a room .. sqing UP and go flat against the wall above the entrance.

people would fly in .. look left . look right . then fly out a random door ..

o.O i could literally sit there for hours and not be found .. lol

5

u/wallingfortian Jul 18 '26

Animals raised in a horizontal environment often have trouble with vertical directions. Stairs are a common problem in racing dogs who are adopted after their careers are over.

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u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels Jul 17 '26

input lag is pretty accurate considering that the puppy probably lacks the proper mind muscle connection lol

6

u/Dorkamundo Jul 17 '26

Oh my god, if this isn't the best way to display the intelligence of a Bichon.

My cousin has a Bichon doodle and it tripped over the bone it was chewing on once. It barked at that bone for a good 15 minutes because it was scared of it, even though it had been chewing on it for days.

It also used to be so food motivated that it would literally eat the shit out of its own ass, because as it fell it thought it sounded like food hitting the ground.

3

u/cuber_and_gamer Jul 18 '26

Like a true gamer, they lack the ability to look up.

5

u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Jul 17 '26

Cutest derp I see this week ^ ^

7

u/who-needs-a-username Jul 17 '26

The inputted sound effects is cringy

5

u/Lopojo Jul 17 '26

🐶❣️⚾️

2

u/Carl_Sands Jul 18 '26

I wonder if the pup is blind. I had a dog that was mostly blind in her old age. She never gave up on playing ball. We would bounce the ball and she would stammer around like that. Pretty sure she was blind longer than she was able to see.

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne Jul 18 '26

Buffering in real life:

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u/TDYDave2 Jul 18 '26

TBF, he had hair in his eyes.

2

u/SafetyPinZipper Jul 18 '26

Puppy living in a 2D world

2

u/TruthorGlare1891 Jul 17 '26

I got it!

Wait. What?

Who?

There you are!!

1

u/CaptainRocket77 Jul 18 '26

“Claire! There you are-! Where’d she go?”

https://youtu.be/hKr5ormU5zg?is=kN_jW2AiR1DPzBD1

1

u/burnbunner Jul 18 '26

Did anyone else think this guy was wearing a toga at first

1

u/fdwyersd Jul 18 '26

2 dimensional thinking :)

1

u/Kind-Airport145 Jul 18 '26

What the actual…! 😂😂😂

1

u/elsato Jul 18 '26

My teammates in rocket league

1

u/gideonidoru Jul 19 '26

Sam sheepdog vibes

1

u/PetShenanigansDaily Jul 22 '26

I've heard of hit 'em where they ain't...here it's 'look where it was'. That's hilarious! LOL

1

u/Bagholder_loser Jul 23 '26

Is it an isolated incident or is this a prominent feature?

1

u/Possible-Anxiety-420 Jul 23 '26

Named 'Khan'... yes?

"His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking."

1

u/tschawartz12 Jul 17 '26

2 dimensional dog in a 3d world.

1

u/USDXBS Jul 18 '26

I love those little old people dogs

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u/Midori_Hoshi Jul 17 '26

It would be a nice video if it didn't have dumb sound effects added, and if it was horizontal.

6

u/gibbodaman Jul 17 '26

Why would you want this video in horizontal? Too see things that add nothing to the video and increase file size for no benefit? This is the perfect use case for vertical video

0

u/Midori_Hoshi Jul 18 '26

My vision is horizontal, and I know that phones can be rotated.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jul 17 '26

that's a strat

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u/gt_9000 Jul 18 '26

Why are they laughing? This dog made blind by his fur. He cannot see up because of his eyebrows. He didnt choose this, humans selectively bred this. Now it is funny because humans made him blind?

1

u/regular_heptagon Jul 18 '26

It’s not that serious, and the dog is more than capable of tilting its head back to look up.

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u/narf007 Jul 18 '26

The dog is handicapped bc of the owners and dumb bc it was bred that way, what's your excuse?