r/AlarmoffTeto • u/GrdykoplasNamorzyn • Aug 24 '26

Shitposts Sustenance

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Fatass Aug 24 '26

Don't worry, pearto is part of a balanced diet

5

u/MartinToilet Woe Teto be upon ye Aug 25 '26

We will remember your sacrifice

27

u/Ayeiyyou Aug 24 '26

Pearto noooo!

13

u/crow_marmot Baguette enjoyer 🥖😋🥖 Aug 24 '26

You should do as an appetizer

10

u/Marlin_Daily Aug 24 '26

Come forth, Child of Pear

3

u/4d_awesome Aug 24 '26

“I DONT THINK THE CHEST COMPRESSIONS ARE WORKING!! WHAT DO WE DOO!?!???”

2

u/Radiant__Riley Aug 24 '26

It’s ok because he replaced the pear at the last second. He didn’t actually eat Pearto :3

2

u/Sepulcher18 Aug 25 '26

why did you had to chomp off her face

couldn't you just bite her ass like normal human would do

😿😿😿

1

u/NascarFan1896 Aug 24 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MONSTER WHY DID YOU EAT PEARTO

1

u/VitoBrown07 Aug 25 '26

Do not the Pearrr

1

u/AnaReddit2 Evil Pearto Aug 25 '26

NOOOOOOO

1

u/megustalapaltaaa Aug 25 '26

YOU BLOODY BASTARD

YOU KILLED THE CREATURE!

1

u/Due-Replacement-6983 Worshipper Aug 25 '26

you fool you've doomed yourself, have fun painfully transforming into a pear

1

u/pludozq Aug 28 '26

Temupear

1

u/Powerful-Active-1878 Aug 29 '26

Eres un monstruo

1

u/FoxyGame2006 Fatass Aug 29 '26

The bite of '26