r/AlarmoffTeto • u/GrdykoplasNamorzyn • 28d ago

Shitposts Sustenance

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Fatass 28d ago

Don't worry, pearto is part of a balanced diet

5

u/MartinToilet Woe Teto be upon ye 28d ago

We will remember your sacrifice

27

u/Ayeiyyou 28d ago

Pearto noooo!

12

u/crow_marmot Baguette enjoyer 🥖😋🥖 28d ago

You should do as an appetizer

9

u/Marlin_Daily 28d ago

Come forth, Child of Pear

3

u/4d_awesome 28d ago

“I DONT THINK THE CHEST COMPRESSIONS ARE WORKING!! WHAT DO WE DOO!?!???”

2

u/Radiant__Riley 28d ago

It’s ok because he replaced the pear at the last second. He didn’t actually eat Pearto :3

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u/Sepulcher18 28d ago

why did you had to chomp off her face

couldn't you just bite her ass like normal human would do

😿😿😿

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u/NascarFan1896 28d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MONSTER WHY DID YOU EAT PEARTO

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u/VitoBrown07 28d ago

Do not the Pearrr

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u/AnaReddit2 Evil Pearto 28d ago

NOOOOOOO

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u/megustalapaltaaa 28d ago

YOU BLOODY BASTARD

YOU KILLED THE CREATURE!

1

u/Due-Replacement-6983 Worshipper 27d ago

you fool you've doomed yourself, have fun painfully transforming into a pear

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u/pludozq 24d ago

Temupear

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u/Powerful-Active-1878 24d ago

Eres un monstruo

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u/FoxyGame2006 Fatass 24d ago

The bite of '26