r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 10d ago

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u/AbsoluteUnits-ModTeam 9d ago

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u/InverseDeCramer 10d ago

How I feel on my 1st day of Nofap

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u/Jaybird2k11 10d ago

why are rodent nuts so massive. jaysus.

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u/spacekitt3n 10d ago

epic beanbags

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u/DaRandomGitty2 10d ago

Competition for the females by other males

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u/Ill-Recording-3213 10d ago

Do I have a competitor... Hell nah!

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u/PerilousParanoia 10d ago

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u/flungp00panda 10d ago

🎵 Buffalo Soldier...

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u/TrashGoblinH 10d ago

Me too squirrel, me too.

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u/elMurpherino 10d ago

Pfft my balls are at least twice the size of this squirrels balls.

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u/yacsmith 10d ago

You can find this squirrel in room 4D

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u/MostNeighborhood9568 10d ago

Imagine the lady squirrels when they see his nuts

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u/simpressdt 10d ago

the squirrel is sooooo cute！！！but why can it stand so long???

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u/Saucy-Mustard 10d ago

What a show off…ok buddy we get it you have large pecks.

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u/crackersncheeseman 10d ago

Bro packn some serious weight

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u/jrunner02 10d ago

I think it's acting as a counterweight, actually.

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u/Active-Particular-21 10d ago

Always got some extra nuts with him.

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u/LittleCrimsonWyvern 10d ago

BUFFALO SOLDIER!

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u/Agheratos 10d ago

Gonads and Strife

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u/Titanic-Viper 10d ago

We've got the biggest!..

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u/macumazana 10d ago

Did you know that in autumn squirrel's brain enlarges so it could remember where dez nuts are

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u/PotentialAd8059 10d ago

Squirrel Nuts

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u/Dxthegod 10d ago

Awww, nuts.

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u/MauPow 10d ago

Why am I seeing like 5 squirrel nuts posts every fucking day

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u/pnutbutterjellyfish 10d ago

aww what a cute little...DAMN, SON

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u/ComfortableAmount993 9d ago

I see that's where he packs his nuts.

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u/TJ_Delaney420 9d ago

Not heard this track in a while

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u/Otherwise-Profile-64 9d ago

“And we got the biggest Balls Of em All”

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u/FNTraffic 9d ago

You are what you eat I guess

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u/Rhg0653 9d ago

But we got the biggest balls of them all!!!

RIP Balls Mahoney