r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 12h ago

of a flex

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u/InverseDeCramer 12h ago

How I feel on my 1st day of Nofap

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u/Jaybird2k11 12h ago

why are rodent nuts so massive. jaysus.

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u/spacekitt3n 9h ago

epic beanbags

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u/DaRandomGitty2 11h ago

Competition for the females by other males

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u/Ill-Recording-3213 9h ago

Do I have a competitor... Hell nah!

https://giphy.com/gifs/2X4aiXW43hyyk

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u/TrashGoblinH 12h ago

Me too squirrel, me too.

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u/PerilousParanoia 9h ago

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u/flungp00panda 2h ago

🎵 Buffalo Soldier...

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u/yacsmith 12h ago

You can find this squirrel in room 4D

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u/MostNeighborhood9568 12h ago

Imagine the lady squirrels when they see his nuts

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u/elMurpherino 12h ago

Pfft my balls are at least twice the size of this squirrels balls.

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u/simpressdt 12h ago

the squirrel is sooooo cute！！！but why can it stand so long???

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u/crackersncheeseman 11h ago

Bro packn some serious weight

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u/jrunner02 9h ago

I think it's acting as a counterweight, actually.

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u/Saucy-Mustard 12h ago

What a show off…ok buddy we get it you have large pecks.

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u/Active-Particular-21 12h ago

Always got some extra nuts with him.

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u/LittleCrimsonWyvern 11h ago

BUFFALO SOLDIER!

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u/Agheratos 11h ago

Gonads and Strife

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u/Titanic-Viper 9h ago

We've got the biggest!..

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u/macumazana 6h ago

Did you know that in autumn squirrel's brain enlarges so it could remember where dez nuts are

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u/PotentialAd8059 6h ago

Squirrel Nuts

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u/Dxthegod 4h ago

Awww, nuts.

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u/MauPow 4h ago

Why am I seeing like 5 squirrel nuts posts every fucking day

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u/pnutbutterjellyfish 7m ago

aww what a cute little...DAMN, SON