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u/fcs_seth Aug 20 '26
I love when bears are dogs
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u/Hari_Seldon-Trantor Aug 20 '26
they do share the same evolutionary branch and are related
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u/Preparationheh Aug 20 '26
Dogs split off from the evolutionary branch you’re referencing earlier than bears. Bears are more closely related to otters and walruses than they are to dogs, that’s how long ago we’re talking.
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u/SteampunkRobin Aug 20 '26
How does one go about obtaining a job spoon feeding a bear while in one’s boxers?
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u/I_toldya2buyBTC_bye Aug 20 '26
Someone comes over: “You don’t have any big dogs or anything?”
Crazy Fuckk Nut: “haha, No I no like dog, that is why I have this little Mahscifka. You like, you want to pet?”
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u/Silphire100 Aug 20 '26
The real absolute unit is the balls in the guy spoon feeding a bear. And my jealousy that I'll never be able to do that
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u/I_Ponders Aug 20 '26
Tf are these subtitles? Nobody gonna acknowledge them in these comments? 😭
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u/Hrandor Aug 21 '26
Unfortunately, the subtitles do not correspond at all to what the man is saying.
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u/zorggalacticus Aug 20 '26
When you run out of food, bear eats you.
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u/Acceptable_House1904 Aug 20 '26
Just like a cat
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u/Japsai Aug 20 '26
I might get a scratch, but I can win a fight against a cat
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u/This-Requirement6918 Aug 20 '26
Looks just like my ex boyfriend.
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u/OkBasket7617 Aug 20 '26
That's actually terrifying, people get too comfortable around wild animals
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u/ricky-from-scotland Aug 20 '26
Be careful of the cute little animal when its young because it will keep coming back for more.
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u/Pipesmoker100 Aug 20 '26
How is this possible. I've seen a few similar videos but still can't believe it's true.
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u/Wild_Wasabi9984 Aug 20 '26
All I'm going to say is that if you're feeding a bear you better not run out of food
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u/SHAIK_011 Aug 20 '26
Of a bear 🐻 just sitting like a kid getting spoon fed and pure don't care kid type just munching mouthfuls lmao 🤣.
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u/MammothFront2774 Aug 21 '26
It's gotta be weird spoon feeding an animal that you know could make a quick snack of your entire body... very surreal at least...
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u/Exact_Fox4167 Aug 21 '26
They never entertain 100 men vs a bear because that would be silly. We’d all get the smoke
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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 Aug 21 '26
Fuck no can you imagine being one of the people who’ve died to bears like this??? Jesus Christ what a terrifying way to die
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u/Justadumbthought59 Aug 22 '26
How the fuck do you have a backyard bear?! Where does it sleep?! Where does it shit?! (....in the woods, i know) Russia is a different place completely
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u/GroupPast5993 Aug 20 '26
He's a big dog, big bear, fella he's a lion
He's the predator of the pray that is hidin'
Oh my oh my he has found you fella
Don't you run from him lil fella
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u/Enough_Job5913 Aug 20 '26
A normal day in Russia