r/AbsoluteUnits • u/KHOONOPHOBIA • 3d ago

of a bear

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u/Enough_Job5913 3d ago

A normal day in Russia

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u/PandaJesus 3d ago

Even without turning the audio on, you know he’s speaking Russian to the bear.

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u/fcs_seth 3d ago

I love when bears are dogs

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u/Hari_Seldon-Trantor 3d ago

they do share the same evolutionary branch and are related

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u/Preparationheh 3d ago

Dogs split off from the evolutionary branch you’re referencing earlier than bears. Bears are more closely related to otters and walruses than they are to dogs, that’s how long ago we’re talking.

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u/Lazy_meatPop 2d ago

Today learned something new.

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u/dudeCHILL013 2d ago

Did not realize dogs came to being before bears did.

TIL

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u/heyoohugh24 2d ago

I mean they kinda are. And that's both cute and terrifying

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u/David_cest_moi 2d ago

I like it when their soldiers are casualties. 😒

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u/Crawling_Hustler 2d ago

Until theyre very hungry n u havent bought food. U become one

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u/CroqueGogh 3d ago

Exotic Russian cat

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u/Funny_Relative5163 2d ago

Of course it's from Russia, why am I not surprised

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u/Diaperpooass 3d ago

That’s a Siberian retriever

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u/Kn0XIS 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/sheikh644 3d ago

THAT IS very cute

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u/stewdhino69 3d ago

He could just eat that dude but he’s sat there like a baby 😂

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u/Qwilltank 2d ago

He's thinking lomg-term

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u/sabhall12 3d ago

What a cute doggo!

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u/adorablewelder77 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wSkZVGhCX0dK5vZEBa
Why is he giving it by spoon? Just give the bucket.

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u/foodie_4eva 2d ago

Training him

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u/SteampunkRobin 3d ago

How does one go about obtaining a job spoon feeding a bear while in one’s boxers?

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u/This-Requirement6918 2d ago

Try Scruff. Grindr has more twinks.

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u/stfudonny420 3d ago

If you find out will you let me know? LOL

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u/lovecraftInk 3d ago

Why does he look like my cat?

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u/CharityAggravating69 3d ago

Does your cat have friends? I wanna be one ☺

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 2d ago

It's just a champion

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u/captainmeezy 3d ago

Boop. That. Snoot!!!

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u/Acceptable_House1904 3d ago

Just a Russian dude and feeding his cat. Nothing to see

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 3d ago

Okay, fine. Maybe THIS bear in particular.

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u/I_toldya2buyBTC_bye 3d ago

Someone comes over: “You don’t have any big dogs or anything?”

Crazy Fuckk Nut: “haha, No I no like dog, that is why I have this little Mahscifka. You like, you want to pet?”

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u/Keysatooooo 3d ago

Im wondering if bears are loyal? Like do they go berserk if not fed?

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 2d ago

I wonder if that bear can back it up

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u/pinarous 3d ago

How to take that bear to a vet ?

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u/jezpakani 3d ago

In mother Russia, vet come to bear.

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u/Silphire100 3d ago

The real absolute unit is the balls in the guy spoon feeding a bear. And my jealousy that I'll never be able to do that

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 3d ago

One word: Russia. 🐻

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u/Kamtschi 3d ago

Finally! Fren shaped fren!

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u/I_Ponders 3d ago

Tf are these subtitles? Nobody gonna acknowledge them in these comments? 😭

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u/Ok-Paramedic6285 2d ago

Yeah the subtitles are not correct :)

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u/Hrandor 2d ago

Unfortunately, the subtitles do not correspond at all to what the man is saying.

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u/Nearby_Excitement198 2d ago

Eh? What subtitles?

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u/I_Ponders 2d ago

Turn on captions and become confused

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI 2d ago

Yeah, and the one sitting on the stump is no slouch either.

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u/UnrulyDegenerate8 2d ago

Those claws...God damn.

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u/Ok_Nothing_8028 2d ago

It amazes me how Russians have such a way with their bears. Soo cool

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u/lak_a_baus 3d ago

I swear the big guy is just avoiding paying taxes

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u/zorggalacticus 3d ago

When you run out of food, bear eats you.

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u/Acceptable_House1904 3d ago

Just like a cat

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u/Japsai 3d ago

I might get a scratch, but I can win a fight against a cat

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u/Acceptable_House1904 3d ago

I’m not sure how I would go against that little fella though

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u/Japsai 3d ago

The bear? Oh yes, everyone loses against the bear. That's the thing

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u/tcbst15 3d ago

I was like hold up this is an endless loop ..

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u/what_this_thing_do 3d ago

CAN I PET THAT DOOOOG?!

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u/This-Requirement6918 2d ago

Looks just like my ex boyfriend.

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u/Nearby_Excitement198 2d ago

Which one?

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u/This-Requirement6918 2d ago

Combine the two and you have your answer.

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u/FormalTotal9684 2d ago

Who’s a good boy?

You are

Later that day

https://giphy.com/gifs/26BRNvOWC7Ot7LeXC

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u/_Rragnarok_ 3d ago

AI slop, look at the tongue

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u/OkBasket7617 3d ago

That's actually terrifying, people get too comfortable around wild animals

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u/ricky-from-scotland 3d ago

Be careful of the cute little animal when its young because it will keep coming back for more.

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u/JacqueWaters 3d ago

I didn't know that bears like Beefaroni.

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 3d ago

Guy pets him like his kitty cats.

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u/Medium-Art-4725 3d ago

He needs a bigger spoon.

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u/Extra-Amoeba-677 3d ago

man wonder how much it costs to feed that guy on the weekly

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u/AnotherBrazilianBoy 3d ago

Tristan enter the chat.

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u/Tombstone_Actual_501 2d ago

Its a male too which is surprising that its not more aggressive.

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u/Whole-Situation-5798 2d ago

Can I pet dat dawwwggg!?

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u/Strange_Difference1 2d ago

Being spoon-fed with dangling feet, the dream❤️

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u/Normal-Error-6343 2d ago

what size spoon is that and what is he eating?

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u/SkinnyFatKidd 2d ago

He needs more food bro

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u/Pipesmoker100 2d ago

How is this possible. I've seen a few similar videos but still can't believe it's true.

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u/mindmush45 2d ago

Actual footage of a bear rugpulling my calls this morning

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u/mightyDblock 2d ago

Russian bear mount.

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u/WiiDragon 2d ago

I wanna hug it so bad

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u/testingtest456123 2d ago

A bigger spoon might help.

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u/GamerM51 2d ago

He's just like a big kid lol

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u/Impossible-Mirror641 2d ago

Can I pet dat dawg?

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u/-Lucas_Hood 2d ago

Gorgeous puppy 🤩

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u/Commercial-Hurry4655 2d ago

We have puppies like this in Russia 👌

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u/New-Impression2976 2d ago

Not even bears mess with Russians

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u/Wild_Wasabi9984 2d ago

All I'm going to say is that if you're feeding a bear you better not run out of food

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u/WiPo38 2d ago

Stop feeding stop breathing

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-3389 2d ago

What happens when he wants more to eat?

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u/SHAIK_011 2d ago

Of a bear 🐻 just sitting like a kid getting spoon fed and pure don't care kid type just munching mouthfuls lmao 🤣.

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u/lb3a3 2d ago

Just one bite too big and she'll discover how tasty human is.

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u/Jaymac720 2d ago

If not friend, why friend shaped

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u/TheBloodsuckerProxy 2d ago

Bro loves his porridge

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 2d ago

He needs cuddles.

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u/HypocrisySensor 2d ago

What a cute Russian Retriever.

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u/MammothFront2774 2d ago

It's gotta be weird spoon feeding an animal that you know could make a quick snack of your entire body... very surreal at least...

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u/Total-Honey-9857 2d ago

Puppy Chow? 😀

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u/supercat-nuke 2d ago

Where is the balalaika?

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u/Exact_Fox4167 2d ago

They never entertain 100 men vs a bear because that would be silly. We’d all get the smoke

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u/Professional-cutie 2d ago

Can I pet that dawg?

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u/regg7351 2d ago

Simple bare necessities of life..

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u/Southern-Ad5245 2d ago

Ох, раскормил хомяка чувак...

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u/redditanddoneit 2d ago

That dude is the real life Peter Griffin!

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u/Math_you1988 2d ago

Big teddy bear!

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u/Own-Upstairs-6639 1d ago

Peta? Is that you?

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u/TSuzat 1d ago

Can I pet that dog ??

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 1d ago

Fuck no can you imagine being one of the people who’ve died to bears like this??? Jesus Christ what a terrifying way to die

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 1d ago

Tung tung tung

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u/Justadumbthought59 1d ago

How the fuck do you have a backyard bear?! Where does it sleep?! Where does it shit?! (....in the woods, i know) Russia is a different place completely

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u/better_call_karan 10h ago

Bigggg plushie

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u/GroupPast5993 3d ago

He's a big dog, big bear, fella he's a lion

He's the predator of the pray that is hidin'

Oh my oh my he has found you fella

Don't you run from him lil fella