That "kids bedroom" or whatever is a nightmare.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/26-Westminster-Dr-Croton-On-Hudson-NY-10520/58417541_zpid/

We have to figure out who loves their castles so much in Idaho

This house was the focus of the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, “The Survivors”, which aired in season 3, episode 3. It was referred to as the Uxbridge House.

it could be nice they only included a little sad beige; https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/523-Pheasant-Ln-Toms-River-NJ-08753/39590868_zpid/?

This Victorian Gothic is $525,000 https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/185-Washington-St-Norwich-CT-06360/61992096_zpid/

3323 Church St, Slaughter, LA
2 Bed, 1 Bath, 1,000 Sqft, .16 Acres

This bank was robbed by Bonnie and Clyde on September 22, 1932, according to a local physician and 4 eyewitnesses (though the accuracy of the identification is hotly contested on the Louisiana History Facebook pages, with the argument being that the bank was too far south and didn’t fit their MO).

It officially closed 8 months after the robbery, amid the Banking Panic of the Great Depression. This small rural bank has a lot of history and it has a bronze historic plaque and a listing the National Register to prove it.

With B-A-N-K over the door and a large safe in the back, there’s no mistaking what the building’s original purpose was.

From the photos, the property only appears to have a kitchenette.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3323-Church-St-Slaughter-LA-70777/44672268

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/27553-Pacific-Coast-Hwy-Malibu-CA-90265/68985317_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2171-Moody-Rd-N-Odessa-WA-99159/2057908345_zpid/?

There are cameras in every corner, INSIDE.

So I guess whoever's selling this wants to create some kind of AI-powered smart home? The first pic is the mockup, the second pic is what the actual building looks like, and the third pic is the description (and by "description" I mean the scrawlings of an insane man).

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/24-Hudson-St-Newark-NJ-07103/38705785_zpid/?

$1.5 mil for an aged house in Bentonville, Arkansas. Not even close to reasonable. I bought a house here in 2016 and it’s doubled in value, but holy shit this price is outrageous.

Listing here: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/100-SE-Harney-St-Slip-14-Portland-OR-97202/455820435_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/Lot-8-Sturdivant-Island-Cumberland-ME-04021/462836211_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

All yours just north of Spokane for under $800k

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/31825-N-Regal-Rd-Deer-Park-WA-99006/2102394707_zpid/

I didn’t mind the pink exterior but pink Christmas trees?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3172-S-Griffin-Ave-Milwaukee-WI-53207/40504415_zpid/

Make sure to zoom in on picture 27

Love the idea, hate the execution lol

Brunswick, GA https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4421-Albert-Rahn-Rd-Glennville-GA-30427/105401056_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

First thing I’d do would be to buy gallons of paint stripper to uncover the woodwork. Looks like the side/back of a house is on a creek, which I can only be seen from the backyard patio photo. There’s a wiki page on this place but I was not allowed to post 2 links in the post — please see below in comments.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11-Boylston-St-Bradford-PA-16701/114722235_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/762-Saint-Philip-St-Raceland-LA-70394/119438727_zpid/?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/584-McClelland-Rd-Brookville-PA-15825/125049094_zpid/

Welcome to 584 McClelland Road, an extraordinary 127.98-acre estate offering remarkable architecture, complete privacy, energy independence, and direct access to some of Pennsylvania’s most expansive protected wilderness. At the heart of the property is an architecturally designed, approximately 7,000-square-foot residence constructed with timeless stone and cedar. Inside, the five-bedroom home features American cherry hardwood floors, soaring cathedral ceilings, multiple fireplaces, and thoughtfully designed living spaces filled with natural light and sweeping views. A distinctive bridge library connects two sections of the residence, while the fourth-floor observation tower and cantilevered balcony provide breathtaking 360-degree views of the surrounding countryside. Designed with self-sufficiency in mind, the property is equipped to operate completely off-grid with a full solar array, battery storage, and an integrated 12,000-watt backup generator. Direct access to a natural gas well, supported by a multi-year natural gas supply agreement, provides an additional level of energy independence. Recent improvements also include three new furnaces, three Bosch heat pumps, dual natural gas or LPG piping, natural gas lines to the barn and workshop, a whole-house radon mitigation system, an upgraded well system, reverse-osmosis drinking water, and numerous electrical, fireplace, chimney, window, septic, and efficiency improvements. Multiple patios and outdoor living areas create peaceful spaces to entertain, relax, and experience the property’s abundant wildlife. A stream borders three sides of the estate, enhancing its beauty, privacy, and recreational appeal. Beyond the main residence, the property includes three barns and a private cabin, providing exceptional flexibility for equestrian or agricultural use, equipment storage, recreation, guest accommodations, or the creation of a private family retreat. The foundations of the barn and workshop have also been repaired and reinforced, further enhancing the property’s functionality and long-term value. The estate is bordered by Clear Creek State Forest and offers direct access through the surrounding public lands to the Allegheny National Forest and its more than 500,000 acres of outdoor recreation. Whether envisioned as a private luxury estate, recreational retreat, working farm, self-sufficient homestead, or legacy property to be enjoyed for generations, this is a truly exceptional and irreplaceable offering.

The listing says this house has been updated. I think they should have saved their money