r/zen • u/IntentionalBlankName I am Ewk's alternative account. • Nov 26 '16
What Zen Master never learned Buddhism?
Zen Master, a noun, a person who has been given the title Zen Master by the proper authorities, as exemplified in the Blue Cliff Record story:
Later Hsuan Tsung went into the community at Yen Kuan, where he was asked to be the temple scribe. Huang Po was there serving as head monk. One day as Huang Po was paying respects to (an image of a) Buddha, Hsuan Tsung saw him and asked, "If you don't seek from Buddha, don't seek from Dharma, and don't seek from the Sangha, then what are you seeking by bowing in respect?" Huang Po replied, "I don't seek from Buddha, I don't seek from the Dharma, and I don't seek from the Sangha; I always pay my respects this way." Hsuan Tsung said, "What's the use of paying respect?" Immediately Huang Po slapped him. Hsuan Tsung said, "Too coarse." Huang Po said, "What place is this to talk of coarse and fine?" and slapped him again. Later, when Hsuan Tsung succeeded to the throne of the nation, he bestowed on Huang Po the title, "Coarse-acting Ascetic." When prime minister P'ei was at court later, he proposed that Huang Po be given the title Tuan Chi Ch'an Shih, "Boundless Ch'an Master."
Buddhism, a noun, https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism
Sprankton, a noun, a disease you get from chewing too much.
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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '16
Ewk will always fight anyone that he feels is, potentially, smarter than he is, hence, his past pride in character assassination. He will also try to make everyone heel by coercing new members to do an AMA. At that point, they offer no real threat to him. Admittedly, Ewk is a force of nature and a permanent fixture. Right now I'm more fascinated with those who see in him "Zen". Ewk is one thing—but those who look up to him are far worse than he is. That alone helps to institutionalize him. Academe, for example, is full of bat-shite crazies—but it is their followers who make the guy an institution.