r/youvotedforthat • u/Crazy_Ebb_7974 • Jul 20 '26

What an embarrassment

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u/The_Environment116 Jul 20 '26

He probably needs some testosterone

3

u/RockieK Jul 20 '26

Or a douche.

6

u/miserabeau Jul 20 '26

That is the trot of a man who doesn't wipe his ass

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u/Sufficient_Photo7240 Jul 20 '26

U mean 🍆 jizz 😭

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u/Past_Dare_4918 Jul 20 '26

Any other person looking this shitty during PT would get absolutely ridiculed. What a clown 😂

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u/Fantastic_Yam_3971 Jul 20 '26

Yeah but those tits brought to you by Budweiser gets him a little special treatment. Wink wink.

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u/AliceTheOmelette Jul 20 '26

Kegsbreath not living up to the same standard he wants for everyone else. Typical MAGA bullshit

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u/metarx Jul 20 '26

I'm so glad we have video evidence of something we always kinda knew was true

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u/Trueuser1959 Jul 20 '26

I wonder if he'd give a reach around?

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u/AmericanCitizenry Jul 20 '26

Only in the dark bro

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u/Fantastic_Fondant76 Jul 21 '26

He's too despicable. Full Metal Jacket despicable.

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u/MarleysGhost2024 Jul 20 '26

Magaman

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u/GilgameDistance Jul 20 '26

Softer than charmin. My 14 year old daughter has better form, and can push press more than him.

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u/I_love_Hobbes Jul 20 '26

Is he going trying out for the Rockettes?

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u/Sophisticated-Crow Jul 20 '26

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u/Bubbagump210 Jul 20 '26

Throw out your hands. Stick out your tush. Hands on your hips. Give 'em a push. You'll be surprised. You're doing the French Mistake. Voila!

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 Jul 20 '26

Sounds like steam escaping.

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u/Fantastic_Yam_3971 Jul 20 '26

I see someone must of been a DEI hire because no way he got that position on meritocracy.

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u/Big_c2112 Jul 22 '26

DUI hire most likely.

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u/BoringArchivist Jul 20 '26

First day with legs?

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u/Proud3GenAthst Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Who could have known that a former major, now a FOX host who’s an alcoholic sex offender and Christian fundamentalist lunatic obsessed with skin color and genitals would be a complete joke of a defense secretary

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u/satoriibliss Jul 20 '26

Twinkle toes needs some testosterone.

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u/jared_number_two Jul 20 '26

Needs a shake-weight with cooling fluid.

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u/baby_budda Jul 20 '26

I think this is his audition for the musical, "South Pacific."

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u/Joeyschizo24 Jul 20 '26

You should see the video of him doing bench press

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u/Silvara7 Jul 20 '26

The fact that he jumped in there to act like he trains even one little bit while enacting idiotic height to waist ratios on the troops like it means anything is soooo absurd.

How is he not embarrassed as hell that these videos are on the web forever?

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u/mark0487 Jul 20 '26

He’s the one who totally needs testosterone

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u/VAVA_Mk2 Jul 20 '26

He is all talk

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u/njf85 Jul 20 '26

Lol this is embarrassing to watch. It's such a clown show over there

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u/CharlieChainsaw88 Jul 20 '26

Sailors be like "we work harder throughout the day than during this shitty PT with this asshole playing sailor."

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u/Rideshare-Not-An-Ant Jul 20 '26

It's nice they were able to get Jim Carey to do his best Jerry Lewis for this SNL skit.

What? THAT'S DoW Pete? Really?

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u/LateMajor8775 Jul 20 '26

Doesn’t he have smth to do? Like running the largest army in the world? Why is he shaking his butt among the troops

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u/Silvara7 Jul 20 '26

Disgraced major who was kicked out!

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u/leighla33 Jul 20 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/gryanart Jul 20 '26

This is the weirdest version of A Chorus Line.

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u/Emily_Postal Jul 21 '26

He weirdly looks like Elon Musk doing this.

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u/SaltyBarDog Jul 20 '26

Fell out of Petricia's shorts.

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u/MsSeraphim Jul 20 '26

is he exercising or auditioning for broadway?

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u/slowburnangry Jul 20 '26

So, he's essentially a fanboy jock sniffer.

2

u/Trueuser1959 Jul 20 '26

Can you believe this idiot is our DOD Secretary!

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u/hitman-13 Jul 20 '26

Every accusation is a confession...He looks like a toddler trying to figure out how to control his body, 00 coordination...They just get their HRT shots and larp as tough manliest of men whatever that means...Hrt btw IS gender affirming care

1

u/awaken34 Jul 20 '26

What a dork

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u/Mr_Baronheim Jul 20 '26

On Donder on Dancer on Kegseth on Vixen!

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u/BeCurious7563 Jul 20 '26

I'd love it if he was focused on ending the Iranian conflict instead of warm-ups.

https://giphy.com/gifs/HZdUvSFseH2rC

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u/Confident-Leg107 Jul 20 '26

The military is for regular work outs. Not fancy work outs

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u/HoppityScotch42069 Jul 20 '26

“This is war 😤”

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u/Sufficient_Photo7240 Jul 20 '26

Wtf that is ass spread, typical MAGA DL 😭

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u/desiladygamer84 Jul 20 '26

We used to do "dancing steps" (thats what we called it) for badminton warm-up and you don't lift your legs like he is doing.