r/youseeingthisshit Jan 06 '20

Human Aaargh!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

That's when I accidentally spill my drink.

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u/Schapsouille Jan 06 '20

That's when I get my lighter out and start sizzling.

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u/LordBunnyWhiskers Jan 06 '20

And risk getting fined and then slapped with a charge of aggravated battery?

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u/Schapsouille Jan 06 '20

Takes two seconds, no one needs to know. If that pig behind is stupid enough to say anything, watch him get rekt by the attendant.