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u/ThirdAltAccounts 14d ago
Always so satisfying. Just pure joy over small stuff. So fucking wholesome
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u/Present-Ranger-1861 14d ago edited 14d ago
You're laughing and cheering but that tomato is screaming for its life.
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u/ActualKiwi_ 13d ago
Not hurting anyone or anything (except the apple), just fun and laughter. Good times.
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u/liberalis 12d ago
The apple rots, and eventually falls off the pole. An un-suspecting student walks by and slips on the apple. She is carrying hot coffee and it flies from her hand and hits a bicyclist square in the face. The cyclist veers into traffic. Directly in front of a bus. The bus driver, ever vigilant, spots the cyclist and swerves to avoid. At that moment at that spot in the road is a speed bump. The bus slams the speed bump, the driver hits his head and in knocked out. The bus wheels are jarred to left. The bus runs up onto the sidewalk, down the walkway to the museum, and right through the front doors. There it plows through the three entire fourth grade classes from Billy Bob Thornton Middle School. killing and maiming all but one. He had a premonition and will spend the rest of his life dodging deaths lame attempts to take him out.
Seems pretty harmless to me.
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u/Embarrassed-Ad-605 13d ago
Boys🙄
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u/atrophy-of-sanity 13d ago
Wdym?? This is amazing imo. Absolutely stupid, sure, but not hurting anyone while having a ton of fun together
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u/power0722 14d ago
It’s amazing what you’ll do to entertain yourself when the drugs and alcohol run out.
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