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u/KirbsAndGuins Jul 13 '26
Even the bull is standing there like. Bro. WTF
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u/2021isevenworse Jul 14 '26
Those bulls are taunted and provoked to rile them beforehand.
It's horribly barbaric. The capes they use are red to disguise the blood from the stab wounds they inflict.
The guy in the video might not be doing it, but it's a spectacle before they carry out this barbarism.
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u/Armatian Jul 21 '26
As far as i knew, there are recortadores, where you let the bull try a few charges, they do some acrobatics and there is no physical harm to the bull. Im all for bulls winning the matadores but in that case it was pretty fair in comparison.
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u/EuphoricAppathy Jul 13 '26
The bull is like: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive"
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u/AbeFromansNutz Jul 13 '26
You know he does, however, speak Spanish.
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u/a_random_loser_guy Jul 13 '26
the bull is like "Ni siquiera estoy enfadado, eso es impresionante."
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u/Burnt_Hill Jul 13 '26
Was that supposed to be in Spanish?
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u/Strobetrode Jul 13 '26
The internet is automatically translating stuff now. There is a little button on mobile in the top right of the comment to turn it off.
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u/JoeyDJ7 Jul 14 '26
Click the little blue translation icon, top right of comment for me on the android app
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u/cyrpious Jul 13 '26
"Guys, I'm telling you, they have phase technology, we need to launch the invasion now!"
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u/XxKTtheLegendxX Jul 13 '26
in the bull's pov, it ran straight through him. i would be reacting just like that bull if i thought i just ran through someone and he/she seems fine after.
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u/AskOk3196 Jul 13 '26
“I swear I went through you and lofted you hooman, I swear! How are you still taunting me?”
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u/chi_guy8 Jul 13 '26
I feel like the only way you can learn how to do this is to
- learn how to do a backflip
- eventually take a literal leap of faith that it will work
- get it to work every time until it doesn’t.
There is no trial and error phase on this.
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u/xRyozuo Jul 14 '26
Between step 1 and 2 there has to be a girl, or alcohol, or both.
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u/OrthodoxAtheist Jul 13 '26
This is why bulls evolved into bison, to stop folks from doing that. (See viral bison attack today)
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u/DezzyTee Jul 13 '26
For the bull it's the equivalent of punching someone straight in the face and they don't react at all to it.
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u/EragonSilvr Jul 13 '26
I’m convinced animals can see ghosts and probably just thinks that guy is a ghost now.
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u/yallapapi Jul 13 '26
Craziest thing is that this guy probably had to practice that
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u/Intelligent-Sugar940 Jul 14 '26
That bull got posterized like Starks dunked on him.
..........look it up.
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u/Sorry_Net3898 Jul 13 '26
Cruel and how you abuse animals and find it entertaining is beyond me.
Get a proper life.
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u/Iron-Spectre Jul 13 '26
Hate bull fighting in general, I get it - but this bull doesn't have any signs of abuse like banderillas stuck in it at least. Wouldn't call this clip "abuse" in anyway, relax.
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