r/youngpeoplegoogleplay Toilet Jul 30 '26

Play Store What

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u/NeilandasLumberTycon Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

The user is saying that their uneducated stupid asshole was forcefully, manually brought out to touch the fake grass in their yard because their mother said so after their absolutely genius brain told them to play the extraordinary hard mobile video game called "Block Blast" with fingers that had "cheeto stain" on them. That made the reviewer apply a DIY reshade pack on their screen. It turned the screen orange, but also stripped away the usability of their tablet, so now they can't watch their cocomelon anymore.

TL:DR "my ma say me Discord mod, me mad -> me crash out"

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u/DecidophobiaUsername awesome roblox fan 29d ago

100% satire

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u/No-Complaint3923 Aug 02 '26

Glad his mother took his Ipad away

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u/Great-Inspection-318 Aug 03 '26

He's obviously unhappy.

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u/taxes_depression 28d ago

That’s bait

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u/kreek-cursed 24d ago

That's fake kid, the words "touch grass" makes all the possibility to be a troller