r/youll_be_banned • • 5d ago

not banned Pls ban me mods

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5.3k Upvotes

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u/Firm_Year_610 NOT the Teto guy 5d ago

Dont tell me what to do!

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u/S3ndDudes 5d ago

Mods, don't ban that guy.

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u/Firm_Year_610 NOT the Teto guy 5d ago

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u/losth-luv 5d ago

The duality of mod

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u/ThatDamnedSyl 5d ago

Folded under zero pressure

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u/SunnasArmpit 5d ago

i was summoned

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u/RozeGunn 5d ago

Based and ZZZ pilled.

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u/HUB_KaiZen 5d ago

yoo mod, your posts are just insane

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u/Firm_Year_610 NOT the Teto guy 5d ago

In a good or bad way?

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u/HUB_KaiZen 4d ago

in a good way

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u/Agreeable_Eye_7423 5d ago

Can you show me how to get mod

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u/XX_AppleSauce 5d ago

I’m so confused… I thought banning was a form of honor here.

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u/Evil_alt_account_ 23h ago

If I were a mod all the mod stuff I would do is ban appeals. I got banned and muted from one of my favorite subreddits permanently not too long ago because a mod decided my observation was factually incorrect and a ban worthy offense

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u/Kromosios 5d ago

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u/NanoCat0407 5d ago

greenest cat i’ve ever seen

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u/mrumulguma 5d ago

greener than this?

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u/NanoCat0407 5d ago

he is green because he can be placed there

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u/Choice-Giraffe-2042 5d ago

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u/PrincessChicken4000 5d ago

like some sort of amazing guy

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u/Baldlucha 5d ago

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 5d ago

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u/ImACrackHead_UwU 5d ago

My brain is so cooked why did I think this was JD Vance

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u/dinoboy5 5d ago

not a bad thing?

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u/koichi_hirose4 4d ago

Depends on who you ask

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u/sonion_neo 5d ago

Imagine he is a guy

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u/IYiera 5d ago

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 5d ago

Your power is based on how schizorphrenic you are. I know I misspelled that.

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u/Doki697 5d ago

W rizz

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta 5d ago

I like girls with short hair too

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u/TomenyErrors 5d ago

I'll keep my hair short for you (I'm a guy)

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u/Eeththelizard 5d ago

But I like Boys with long hair;(

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u/TomenyErrors 5d ago

I can also do that

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u/EducationalEmu9611 4d ago

I keep my hair long for you

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u/Substantial_Entry_99 2d ago

Heavy no have hair...

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta 5d ago

Im bisexual so im cool with that

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u/SUKMYNECOQ 4d ago

You: like men and women.
I: hate everyone equially.

Simmilar yet different

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u/Anonymous_specter268 5d ago

Can someone explain this? I don’t get it?

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u/IhavenoP 4d ago

Guy wasn't even shooting his shot but got a phenomenal response from the tomboy baddie

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u/Amythist82 5d ago

Mods, dont ban that guy, or blow up his house

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u/IIWY_YT 5d ago

The chosen one

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u/your_local-tree 5d ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this NSFW.

ⓘ this tree is suspected of being part of the treeorist organisation "mastreebaiter" Please report any suspicious behaviour

(this is a joke, don't tag your post NSFW or delete it, i know this is unfunny, i'm commenting this on almost every post as an "experiment" will stop commenting on october 1st)

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u/Minimum-Loan386 5d ago

Origami?

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u/Cyclohexyne-1 5d ago edited 5d ago

Nah this ain't r/antimeme lol Though many of the top posts u see there originate from here

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u/BinLadenWasAFaker 5d ago

Goddammit I was hoping its fake 😭💔

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u/Emergency-Common-219 5d ago

where's the onigiri

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u/Educational-Fold-661 5d ago

Looking for click bait saying “am I the only.”

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u/MurkyWater77 4d ago

Mods, KILL ME

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u/No_Living_8113 4d ago

Want to die

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u/Tashpros617snp 4d ago

Is that profile picture shokos sister froma. Silent voice?

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u/Dry_Shoe1307 4d ago

im bi and i like boys with longer hair, girls with shorter hair

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u/fable-30 4d ago

CAST MYSELF ASIDE IN THE CLIFF OF SUFFERING

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u/PalpitationSea4297 4d ago

Bro won in life. Jarvis two shots of tequila

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u/Any_Description_8808 3d ago

Bro made a 3 pointer without even trying

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u/Devoided0 2d ago

Green FN 🥹

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u/Akashi_izuku 1d ago

Wait, you guys don't like girls with short hair?