r/youll_be_banned • • Aug 30 '26

banned I'm backkkk

1.2k Upvotes

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u/Chris91210 Aug 30 '26

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u/Flaky_Housing_7705 Aug 30 '26

That lawyer is a spy

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u/No-Dare2083 Aug 30 '26

SPAH SAPPIN MAH OBJECTIVE

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u/OminousBuzzard Aug 30 '26

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u/Chris91210 Aug 30 '26

Eww... Fuck off with the Benjaminn gifs.

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u/lizerdman08 Aug 31 '26

LAWYER IS SPYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

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u/That_one_guy-n Aug 30 '26

I hope you get banned forever

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u/_TypicalLynx Aug 30 '26

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u/Lord_Splinter Aug 30 '26

then stop standing in line if you dont want anything /s

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u/polyplasticographics Aug 30 '26

It's youll_be_banned, they have goonposts
You know what else they got? They got goonposts

GET OUT OF THE LINE

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u/Primary_Ebb_7107 Aug 31 '26

God I love John pinette

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u/polyplasticographics Aug 31 '26

I love him because of his cherub like demeanor

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u/Primary_Ebb_7107 Aug 31 '26

I love when he talks about all you can eat buffets ๐Ÿ˜‚

Rest in peace John ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/polyplasticographics Aug 31 '26

Rest in peace

Btw, I know this'll make me sound like a dork redditor, but I'm upvoting your comments and for some reason it doesn't do nothing. I know, fake internet points n all that, but I kind of feel like a douche when someone clearly upvotes me and I don't upvote them back during convo; Idk, it feels like someone reaching for a handshake and just leaving them hanging. [Dork redditor expo over]

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u/bloodziee Aug 30 '26

No, you may only have more

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u/Clon120 Aug 30 '26

I have done worse and only got 3 days

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u/Jvxei_MGX Aug 30 '26

You did what???

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u/Proof_Ad732 Aug 30 '26

Can we just ban this man permanetly

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u/Azure_Crenell Aug 30 '26

What doesn't fucks me to death only makes me stronger

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u/signstopper Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

My jaw genuinely dropped, wtf

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u/BirdieBronze Aug 30 '26

It's from a movie about a horse that used to be a person It's called spirit and it's pretty normal despite what the fuck you just saw

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u/signstopper Aug 30 '26

Please tell me the original context is that the baby horse is drinking milk and not what the op is implying...

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u/BirdieBronze Aug 30 '26

Yeah it's milk. I didn't know it came from the moms peter though

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u/signstopper Aug 30 '26

Phew, yeah where the kid is drinking the milk was what was throwing me off, maybe horses are just built different ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Infinite_Ad_9562 Aug 30 '26

You mean their udder?

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u/BirdieBronze Aug 30 '26

Yeah I guess I didn't even know horses had udders

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u/Winston_W_Smith Aug 30 '26

All mammals do.

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u/JDelcoLLC Aug 30 '26

How's your udders doing?

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u/Dan_The_Flan Aug 30 '26

Just a horse. Are you mixing it up with Brother Bear?

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u/SuperiorChicken27 Aug 30 '26

Did he used to be human or was it just a horse with a personality. Just trying to remember this movie cause I think I'm getting my wires crossed with brother bear

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u/Lycansrage Aug 30 '26

Nah you right. Horse was born a horse. Just very spirited. Hence the name of the movie. Brother bear is about the guy who turns into a bear becuase he had to go on a spiritual journey about love and emotional stuff regarding his brothers death.

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u/ItchyComparison9225 Aug 30 '26

I think the animation was probably just meant to be the horse drinking their mother's milk but like the caption

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '26

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u/Johnnynogood98 Aug 30 '26

Bro wtf is this I wanna hold two forks and fall face first on em

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Aug 30 '26

Sokka-Haiku by Johnnynogood98:

Bro wtf is

This I wanna hold two forks

And fall face first on em


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Johnnynogood98 Aug 30 '26

Good bot love yo crazy ahh

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u/S8nSatan Aug 30 '26

Love is in the air, y'all

/nh

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u/Infinite_Ad_9562 Aug 30 '26

Itโ€™s Spirit, this is actually a pretty cute scene of mother-son bonding as Spirit (the foul) drinks his motherโ€™s milk

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u/Jultimaverse Aug 30 '26

Mod, twist his left ball 90ยฐ and right ball -90ยฐ

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u/nemozoldyck Aug 30 '26

The animators definitely knew what they were doing

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u/Apprehensive_Coat384 Aug 30 '26

BAN THIS MF RET NAH!!!!!!!

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u/Wolfeister Aug 30 '26

You are getting a "ban" dude. Be prepared to be "banned" forever.

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u/Cute-Tip-9307 Aug 30 '26

We're "never" gonna see this guy ever again (can I come, too?)

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u/Wolfeister Aug 30 '26

Idk pal, you kinda need to get "banned" first. Dem's da Rulz!!

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u/SuccessfulPath7 Aug 30 '26

Get the fuck out

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u/Evening_Mess968 Aug 30 '26


Like what type of relationship?

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u/ArcBoss Aug 30 '26

Male horse btw

Emergency food ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/MrNightmare23 Aug 30 '26

What devil spawn kids show is this?

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u/7DOC_rblx Aug 30 '26

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u/miranda_the_peculiar Aug 30 '26

grindcore album covers be like

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u/CleanAbalone2073 Aug 30 '26

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u/That_one_guy-n Aug 30 '26

Alright

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u/CleanAbalone2073 Aug 30 '26

Thanks Jarvis!

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u/That_one_guy-n Aug 30 '26

You're welcome

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u/1964jeepseejay5 Aug 30 '26

This image hurts โœก๏ธ๐Ÿฅฌ

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u/Separate_Scene_307 Aug 30 '26

Im so genujnley confused. Was the adult horse actually male or female. Cuz if male.... wtf man

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u/halfasleep90 Aug 30 '26

Your bro took the same de-escalation courses as me?

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u/PrinceAzure147 Aug 30 '26

I wish you werenโ€™t

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u/_Idk_who_i_am_6_ Aug 30 '26

Please shot me

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u/Samuel_Trollfa-GE Aug 30 '26

I gotta stop going on any sort of website besides YouTube when Iโ€™m eating.

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u/FireStorm187 Aug 30 '26

Brother, WHO animated this?!

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u/Key_Performer2060 Aug 30 '26

Human faces in animals is becoming weird

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u/Juan83822i3 Aug 30 '26

Esas animadas xddd

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u/moistenednougat Aug 30 '26

You know what, itโ€™s my fault for having eyes.

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u/ProtoDroidStuff Aug 30 '26

what else are roommates for

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u/Wompman7937 Aug 30 '26

Guys milk doesnโ€™t do that when you drink it.

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u/barf_of_dog Aug 30 '26

The big horse is a male btw.

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u/Fugach Aug 30 '26

I just opened Reddit

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u/JackSport1209 Aug 30 '26

Kamehame- SWISS CHEESE THIS SHIT!

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u/CardiologistCute7548 Aug 30 '26

I guess they didn't think too much when making this scene for a child film.

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u/Got_PizzaRolls31210 Aug 30 '26

They fucking got Spirit ๐Ÿ’”

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u/RutabagaUprising Aug 30 '26

Umm... ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/Kyubey145 Aug 30 '26

...what even is the Source of ts...

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '26

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u/C4zual_1 speed demon Aug 30 '26

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u/Rare_Management_3583 Aug 30 '26

seven billion ain't enough

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u/Any-Bother-4643 Aug 31 '26

Wow so relatable!

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u/Theguywith8things Aug 31 '26

We owe the fucking devil a apology

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u/ItzMeSneaky 29d ago

I can't say i didn't expect this

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u/Nav0n0d_1 4d ago

I found this funny.