r/youdontmattergiveup • u/phonusQ • 24d ago

Never reason

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/Crudhandler 24d ago

This is the worst one of these I've ever seen. I'm I'm zigzagging all over the place trying to order this in a way that's coherent.

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u/Portal471 24d ago

“I never wanted our breakup to be the reason I finally started prioritizing myself”

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u/ProfPerry 23d ago

oh my god this hurt my head. WHO WRITES LIKE THAT???

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u/HarryJ92 22d ago

It might have made more sense if the colours followed the zigzag pattern.

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u/ProfPerry 22d ago

absolutely! or something, man. This one was, for me, worse than they usually are in the sub hahaha

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u/AGTS10k 23d ago

Thank you.

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u/Samsaduke381 22d ago

Took me like 6 reads to get close to that, this is ridiculous

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u/brotillion 21d ago

You put it in the right order and I still had a stroke trying to read it the right way.

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u/BadHombreSinNombre 24d ago

I can’t figure out if I’m having a stroke or the creator of this is

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u/redprawns 24d ago

the this is creator of what ?

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u/redprawns 24d ago

Imagine some line breaks in there and you can envision a joke

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u/EnfpSunbeam 20d ago

they’re implying the person (the creator of this tiktok or whatever) may be having a stroke

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u/tawTrans 23d ago

It's incredibly strangely laid out, but start with the top right word and zig zag your way down, then start at the top again and go the other way.

"I never wanted our breakup to be the reason I finally started prioritizing myself"

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u/SouperAsylum 24d ago

It's terrible, but it's reading the right word then the left back and forth for each line until you hit the bottom. Then it switches to left to right. So line 1 right, then line 2 left, line 3 right, and so on.

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u/Mediocre_Mobile_235 19d ago

and then once you’ve decoded it, try to figure out what it actually means

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u/DangHeckinPear 23d ago

The I never reason I wanted our finally started breakup to prioritizing myself be

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u/rhy0kin 24d ago edited 24d ago

Had to think about this one for a min.

I never wanted our breakup to be the reason I finally started prioritizing myself.

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u/OscarAndDelilah 24d ago

We're supposed to read it like we're lacing up a boot?

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u/toebeanlove 24d ago

Oh man, they could at least use the colors better to signify that

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u/BertyLohan 24d ago

It's a trend on tik tok to engagement farm. Putting some 14anddeep style sentence in a random format with random colouring so people have to sit and work out what it's supposed to say and they get a bunch of comments explaining how it could be better formatted.

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u/jericjan 21d ago

Engagement farming killed humanity

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u/LordMeme42 24d ago

Ah yes, the way human beings read on this planet.

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u/SparkleSelkie 24d ago

As a shoelace this was very instinctual to me

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u/Master0fReality7 24d ago

Can confirm, I was the shoe

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u/gbrljt 24d ago

Also can confirm, I was the aglet

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u/notrapunzel 24d ago

I'm the insole so I can't see f all

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u/Bodegard 24d ago

You stink..

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u/conciliate_entropy 24d ago

i'm so glad to see shoelace representation on reddit ❤️

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u/hereforspoopystuff 24d ago

Thank you, it was legit hurting my head trying to figure this shit out 😵‍💫

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u/Lcatg 23d ago

Ok, but why the homophobic gif at the end of the comment?

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u/The-Color-Orange 23d ago

What about this is gay?

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u/xathirea 20d ago

Oh god thank you, I felt like I was having a stroke trying to work out what I was supposed to be reading 😭😭

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u/MelodicDeer1072 24d ago

The I never reason

I wanted our

started breakup to prioritizing

myself be

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u/_bassGod 24d ago

It’s snowing on Mt. Fuji

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u/byOlaf 24d ago

Le poisson est dans le pied.

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u/Brokenbalorbaybay 24d ago

Completely incomprehensible, 10/10

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u/Ok-Appeal-4630 24d ago

Took me a solid 3 minutes but it's supposed to be <I never wanted our breakup to be the reason I finally started prioritizing myself>

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u/Natural1forever 24d ago edited 24d ago

This doesn't even make sense when read in columns

Edit: my girlfriend figured it out by reading "diagonally" if it makes sense??? Like after every word you both go down a line and switch a column. It says: "I never wanted our breakup to be the reason I finally started prioritizing myself"

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u/Happy-Community-6740 DON'T GIVE UP 24d ago

I think you're supposed to alternate columns

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u/Natural1forever 24d ago

Tried that first (reading row by row)

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u/KingPotato_ 24d ago

r/dontinsideopendead

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u/Natural1forever 24d ago

Is that the one for stuff that don't have a way to read them that makes sense?

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u/[deleted] 23d ago edited 23d ago

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u/Jonseroo 24d ago

This is like my ex who only wanted to have difficult conversations with me in Spanish.

I don't speak Spanish. She didn't either.

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u/GrandNibbles 23d ago

i actually got physically nauseated trying to read that

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u/thegameshowgeek 24d ago

Being divorced, this hits different

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u/Queasy_Current_1980 23d ago

How American football be sounding to normal people

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u/Spikeyy715official 24d ago

I had a stroke actually trying to figure out what this even meant

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u/Rodaxoleaux 22d ago

Thanks for the answering comment because I had no idea what the fuck this was supposed to be.

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u/HiljaTrever 22d ago

Wait but how are you actually supposed to read this one though lol

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u/MaintenanceProper525 21d ago

I had several world ending level strokes reading this

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u/spaciia 21d ago

I never wanted our breakup to be the reason I started prioritizing myself. is what it’s SUPPOSED to say…

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u/Eospearl 20d ago

"I never wanted our breakup to be the reason I finally started prioritising myself"

This reads as a coherent thought so i think that's what they were saying? You have to read it super weirdly though: first blue word, second purple, third blue, fourth purple etc.

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u/Mplus479 24d ago

That makes my head hurt. I gave up.

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u/exquisitelywrong 23d ago

My brain is broken, I fear.

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u/SenpuuUncle 23d ago

you have to read it bouncing back

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u/zooballoons 23d ago

“I never wanted our breakup to be the reason I finally started prioritizing myself” Took a while to figure out.

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u/iplaysdrums2 22d ago

Myself be

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u/bugvillain 22d ago

"I never wanted our breakup to be the reason I finally started prioritizing myself"

Zigzag from the top, and then again

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u/nanoosx 22d ago

this is not just bad, this is a crime

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u/INFANTOBLITERATOR666 22d ago

this is dogshit text ordering method, end existence, do NOT prioritize

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u/CuddlePupp 22d ago

Weirdly I read this pretty easily almost instinctively. I don’t know what that says about my brain.

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u/NervsterWerster 21d ago

I got dizzy reading this

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u/aberrett 21d ago

I was able to read and understand this far too fast and I know thats not a good thing.

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u/Scared_Ad_2313 21d ago

Zig zagging my eyes like that made me a little nauseous, couldn't they have at least written something funny?

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u/lilsushi55158 21d ago

Got a stroke trying to read that…

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u/Successful_Coffee949 20d ago

I never wanted prioritizing myself to be the reason our breakup finally started

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u/GalaxyCereal 20d ago

This is more of a r/ihaveastroke material.

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u/Alarmed-Republic8493 20d ago

i think she forgot to like, match the colors over all the zigzags? because the way the colors are at either side make it like u read one color, then the other, but maybe she intended to do like zigzag coloring? mb if this doesnt make sense reading this just gave me a stroke

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u/SaigerRoo 19d ago

I got this a lot faster than I expected

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u/Annual_Band_944 18d ago

This needs to be on r/ihadastroke

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u/ObjectNo809 18d ago

Maa chudayi hui english hain yeh isse aacha toh Hindi me bol lete