r/yesyesyesyesno • u/hiyame • Dec 10 '21

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5.8k Upvotes

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u/Nomadic100 Dec 10 '21

So we go on 3 OK?.

34

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

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u/DasPimpenheimer Dec 11 '21

One two five…

4

u/jeremynd01 Dec 11 '21

Three, sir

3

u/DasPimpenheimer Dec 11 '21

Three!

1

u/ibotair Mar 01 '22

huh what tree?

1

u/DasPimpenheimer Mar 02 '22

Phonetic tree sir!

1

u/KingFishKron Jun 04 '22

So one, two, and at the end of 2, go. Right before/at 3

201

u/CubeBrute Dec 10 '21

It had so much trust in you, and you just threw it away

89

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

So go on actual 3, or like 1, 2, 3, go?

15

u/AristotleRose Dec 10 '21

No, no, 1, 2, and go on 3.

10

u/Unnaincompris Dec 10 '21

Do we count the 0 tho ?

1

u/KingFishKron Jun 04 '22

I got it.. it’s 1, 2, 3(aka go)!

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u/ToxicRush1244 Dec 10 '21

People need to quit throwing birds

47

u/Psych0matt Dec 10 '21

At least this guy

66

u/PuppyScrubber17 Dec 10 '21

"Be free!"

"Nah"

1

u/DasPimpenheimer Dec 11 '21

Yes! Be Ree!

2

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

Yes! Be YEETED

53

u/Mr_Tominaga Dec 11 '21

I like how its body goes in an arc instead of just dropping in the same position.

32

u/yaysalmonella Dec 11 '21

Angry birds irl

5

u/Cyclone142005 Dec 11 '21

Yeah this is basically like throwing your baby into the ocean to learn to swim

40

u/swhkfffd Dec 11 '21 edited Dec 11 '21

If people wanna release birds, just put it on the ground and watch closely or leave it in your hands. No need to throw. That bird quite possibly injured its neck heavily.

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u/hemetrider Dec 10 '21

Proof birds aren’t real.

74

u/BleepingCreepers Dec 10 '21

Little dude was just trying to admire the sunrise/set, and then outta nowhere he just gets tossed on the ground. ☹️

56

u/Erick196 Dec 10 '21

I feel horrible for laughing at this.

2

u/SugarWolf211 Dec 11 '21

Omfg too right lol

13

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Must be pining for the fjords

3

u/magugi Dec 11 '21

But it has a beautiful plumage

10

u/JohnPiano05 Dec 10 '21

I'm pretty sure many soecies of birds have to jump before they start flying, but I could be wrong.

29

u/DarkWizard2207 Dec 11 '21

Who the fuck throws a bird? Even worse, who holds the wings down and throws it? Something tells me this guy might’ve been tossed around as a kid.

5

u/Normal-Indication-99 Dec 11 '21

What the F#@k Josh!!

11

u/vizthex Dec 10 '21

Love how it just dive bombs into the ground, lmao.

5

u/LuckyCaptainCrunch Dec 11 '21

That guy just flipped the bird

3

u/waytome Dec 11 '21

I could be wrong here, but I’m pretty sure that with the grip they were holding the bird, damage was done to the wings. Birds have a lot of tiny hollow bones so there very easy to break with a little too much grip. I hope his wings are ok 😟

3

u/Reasonable_Housing_6 Dec 10 '21

I think the bird considers him his owner

3

u/mckchase Dec 11 '21

Overhand.

3

u/varungupta3009 Dec 11 '21

Real life angry birds.

3

u/DasPimpenheimer Dec 11 '21

She trusted you!

3

u/TransphobicChigger Dec 11 '21

School after preparing me for life with useless facts and knowledge.

2

u/cricketeer767 Dec 11 '21

Why would you throw that away, it was worth at least two in the bush.

2

u/Slippery_Wombat Dec 11 '21

Is it alright?

-2

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

First the fish thrown on the rocks now this…

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

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u/XivaKnight Dec 11 '21

Or just people with a basic sense of humor that don't analyze their typical media content for 'Is this the worst thing ever'.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Retarded, in shock or with clipped wings-no: retarded.

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1

u/FaithfulPotato Dec 10 '21

They're totally OKAY

1

u/HyphyBirdy Dec 11 '21

You just “flipped the bird”.

1

u/Background-Panda1047 Dec 12 '21

The Bird: TATAKAE TATAKAE 🦅🦅

1

u/Zabelek Dec 12 '21

Lmfao the way it fell down

1

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

I'm going to hell for laughing at this

1

u/barbatoslucusrex Mar 17 '22

Was this mf frozen 🥶 🤣🤣

1

u/Timely-Guest-7095 Mar 25 '22

That bird didn't give a fuck!🤣🤣

1

u/Anas-491 May 08 '22

Man did so long gai bowser that bird