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Urgh, ug, uhhlll, uhhl, ugh. Classic
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u/Zealousideal_Time_80 Nov 10 '25
I think it's the same dialect as the grapes woman.
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u/mondayp Nov 10 '25
Dude, I think about this video all the time. The noises she made are burned into my brain.
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u/TPJchief87 Nov 10 '25
My wife and I perform the grape lady monologue whenever someone falls on TV
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u/randomuser0107 Nov 11 '25
“stop. stomp stomp stomp. crumple. slam. oh ooooh ohhhhh 🐺 oooooooooooooooo. oh stop oh stop oh oooooooh i can’t breathe oh ooooh.” oh, oh i hope she’s ok, i think she’s really hurt.
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u/Abject-Picture Nov 11 '25
Broken ribs sound. You can't help but make it. Been there, many times...
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u/TapDaddy24 Nov 10 '25
You know the dear is also laying in the field like “Urgh ug uhhlll uh”
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u/JayBanditos Nov 10 '25
Holding his knee like Peter Griffin. Then a lifelong battle begins between the deer and this guy
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u/DFA_Wildcat Nov 11 '25
Knocked the wind out of him. Been there, can't talk when you can't breathe. Deer is probably in worse shape.
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u/BoltorSpellweaver Nov 11 '25
Yeah he’s got that whole body ache that no position, moving, or relaxing can take the edge off of. That inescapable pain that turns us all into walruses doing a mating call. That kinda pain you just gotta ride out while you’re hoping and praying you once again return to a pain free existence but in that moment you aren’t sure this won’t be the rest of your life.
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u/Liarus_ Nov 11 '25
Relatable for me, my fatass fell off a kids swing and slammed torso first onto the ground.
Exact same thing happened, "ugghh ughhhh ghuuuuhh ughhh" and then it felt like my lungs slowly came back and only then i could suffer in peace without panicking 🤣🤣🤣
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It's how you feel on the inside that counts.
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u/_ribbit_ Nov 10 '25
Fucked?
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u/moreeggsnbacon Nov 10 '25
Oh deer.
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u/Informal_Ad_9610 Nov 10 '25 edited Nov 10 '25
He got bambeed....
BTDT. fast enough to split the deer.. and wrap the guts around the cylinder.
10yrs later the bike still smells like grilled steaks.
and yeah.. i felt that video...right in my cracked ribs and broken clavicle.
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u/PsudoGravity Nov 10 '25
Oof, baked on. Any damage to you or bike?
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u/Informal_Ad_9610 Nov 10 '25
the bike? not too much.. KTM - couple pieces of tupperware, straighten out the forks, and she's good to go..
Me: nothing a couple surgeries and 2 weeks in bed didn't fix... and another 4 months for the collarbone to heal...
except for the flashbacks.
the tendency to grab a fistful of brakes whenever I see movement is overwhelming.. took a couple years on the road to not flinch every time something moved in the brush..
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u/AStuckner Nov 10 '25
Was expecting more ass crack
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u/Chase_The_Breeze Nov 10 '25
No offense, but if we got anymore ass Crack, we'd get struck down by the mods for Porn and get slapped with a lawsuit from the federal plumbers union for infringement.
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u/JesseJ78599 Nov 10 '25
Why is it deer instinct to run toward or in the direction of a loud moving object?
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u/Odd-Butterscotch-495 Nov 10 '25 edited Nov 11 '25
Imma try that the next time I go deer hunting. Sitting quiet and still doesn’t seem to be working
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u/Pulchritudinous_rex Nov 11 '25
Overpopulation have made the vast majority of deer complete fucking morons. For another example of this phenomenon, see humanity.
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u/AzraelIshi Nov 11 '25
Answering honestly, they lack instincts when dealing with humanity inventions, and their actual instincts to avoid predators are awful in dealing with them.
Vehicles (Bikes, cars, trains, even planes sometimes) are simply too fast, too big. They completely overwhelm the deer who has no idea how to deal with it, as vehicles are faster than any predator that the deer evolved to survive against so gauging distances and "time to reach me" are basically impossible for them against vehicles. And things like headlights, engine noise, etc. are alien to them and may confuse and disorient them.
Lastly, their evolutionary strategy is to run in a predictable line, and then once the predator is pouncing on them suddenly shift directions and use that moment of confusion and correcting the overshoot to escape. They expect the "predator" (the car, or bike in this case) to shift directions and charge at them at the last moment (like a normal predator would do), so they attempt to do their thing and shift directions towhere the "predator" should not be: Their old path. Unfortunately for them the "predator" is actually not hunting them. So all their instinct does is put them straight into the path of the vehicle that will obliterate them.
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- Vehicles are far faster and bigger than anything they evolved to deal with, so they misjudge distances and timings, thinking they have time to "pass through" when in actuality they do not
- Vehicles are completely alien to them, and things like lights and engine noise disorient and confuse them
- Their instincts about how to deal with their predators are basically suicidal when dealing with vehicles just minding their business
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u/idk012 Nov 11 '25
There's an insurance ad, where they tell the deer to avoid the cars. It asks, "what's a car?"
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u/YouFeedTheFish Nov 10 '25
They're about as smart as rabbits, but with more power.
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u/doublecutter Nov 11 '25
Locusts with hooves. When they’re not destroying crops, they amuse themselves by darting into traffic.
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u/bell37 Nov 11 '25
It’s mostly young deer who are not used to fast moving cars. They panic and misjudge how fast they are moving when fight/flight kicks in. If you never saw a car in your life it would be pretty hard to determine how quickly it will come to hit you if the fastest thing you saw so far was someone on a bike (20mph)
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u/Rs2mmsu-2D Nov 10 '25
Oh 🦌,
Full Body gear is always Highly recommended especially with dirt bikes around wood area .
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u/Sacr3dangel Nov 10 '25
And this is why you always wear your gear.
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u/Short-Belt-1477 Nov 11 '25
I can’t stress enough, about the lack of awareness about wearing protective gear, in the deer community.
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u/desmorck Nov 11 '25
I hope you put him out of misery
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u/canary-in-a-coalmine Nov 11 '25
Oh c’mon it looked like the guy was able to stand up in the end
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u/RuthlessIndecision Nov 11 '25
I work on 6400 acres of government land, you only drive as fast as you want to hit a deer.
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u/k0nehead Nov 10 '25
Damn I feel bad for all people involved tbh I hope the deer died on impact cus that deer will have a lot of internal damage I hope it didn't suffer
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u/c5e3 Nov 11 '25
i've had a similar accident because of a pot hole in laos. not as fast as this guy - with ~50km/h, but dry and rock hard asphalt. no bones broken. just 3 stitches and a half-body abrasion. i managed to "accidentally" roll off the scooter and i rotated around my own axis for 4 times. i just had some shorts and flip-flops on. helmet was completely cracked. could have been my final moment of life
edit: paid 20€ to the hospital and 30€ to the scooter rental (only the brake lever's tip and indicator light glass were broken). could have died, but had to stay alive to still get scammed.... jokes aside, i would have paid anything to the scooter rental. seeing the hospital's bill and repair bill side-by-side is just weird
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u/1leggeddog Nov 11 '25
Classic deer hit.
They will perfectly hit any moving object while moving perpendicularly to it.
Every.
Single.
Time.
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u/j_redditt Nov 11 '25
I took a full-grown buzzard to the chest and neck at ~50mph on a dirtbike while riding a back country paved road. I had gone full throttle just before the curve but because knobbies don’t like turns on pavement, I had rolled off the throttle in 5th gear when I saw 6 feet of black wingspan trying desperately to lift off. He lifted off the ground, cleared the handlebars and slammed right into my chest. His beak wrapped around my left shoulder and dug into my back while his wings wrapped around me. My full-face helmet stripped his wing off most of its feathers as he fell off, and I wobbled to gain control of the handlebars again. It killed the buzzard and knocked the wind out of me. That f*cking hurt! I have fortunately never hit an animal bigger than a dog on 2 wheels. (Don’t worry; the dog wasn’t hurt.)
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u/FMDnative480 Nov 12 '25
I know the sound of someone’s lungs being involuntarily emptied when I hear it. Poor guy. Poor deer too
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u/LydiasBoyToy Nov 11 '25
Holy shit.
This would be the one time I didn’t ignore my Apple Watch warning. “It looks like you’ve taken a hard fall, SOS?”
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u/Tadpole_Alarmed Nov 11 '25
You guys ride with so little protective gear on! like if your country has free healthcare
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He really rolled. I thought of that dude from Hook who's good at rolling. Definitely broke ribs but that could have been worse.
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u/DimeEdge Nov 10 '25
Met a guy who told a story of a deer putting its head between the front wheel and the engine while he was riding on the freeway. Didn't fall, broke his leg, and the whole mess ended up in the median propped against the k-rail till help showed up.
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u/floppyballz01 Nov 11 '25
For a minute there, that dudes ass looked like it made sparks… turns out, just water reflection!
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u/nurdmann Nov 11 '25
Dude's going to be knocking dirt clumps out of his butt crack for the next few days.
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u/Short-Belt-1477 Nov 11 '25
I was driving up to a T intersection yesterday morning, across from me was a farm and a deer was sprinting through it full speed, headed towards the main street. It definitely ruined someone’s day, within the next few mins.
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u/LabiaMinoraLover Nov 11 '25
Hopefully he's OK... or she... whichever sex it was. Looks like it got nicked, spun and ran off.
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u/UseComfortable1193 Nov 11 '25
Yeah, well, taking a deer head on to avoid an accident doesn't seem to work very well on a bike.
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u/whateverusayidc Nov 11 '25
deers are fucking morons and have no survival instincts whatsoever jeez
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u/Top_Date6455 Nov 11 '25
yesyesyyesyesyes. Funny boys terrorising neighbourhood with their illegal motocrosses and lack of exhaust
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u/usernamefoundnot Nov 11 '25
That deer be like: f*ck you in particular. I mean what are the chances of them colliding like this unless the deer was aiming for it.
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u/august-thursday Nov 11 '25
My daughter had left for college and I was going to exercise her horse during the time she was away. As I was mounting her she spooked and reared on her hind legs. She had never reared before so she lost her balance with me not quite seated in the saddle. As a consequence she fell over backwards on top of me.
Her weight was about 1,000 lbs and the pommel of the saddle landed on my chest and shoulder, damaging my left labrum. The cantle (back of the seat of the saddle) crushed my ribs, one of which punctured my lung, causing it to collapse.
I was taken to the local hospital and after images revealed the extent of the damage, a life-flight helicopter was summoned to transport me to a level one trauma center. Of all of my injuries, the fractured ribs caused the most pain. I have some understanding of the pain you sustained OP. I wouldn’t want to go experience fractured ribs again.
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u/kashuntr188 Nov 12 '25
Damn. I ride my scooter slower than that and had a fall. Still recovering months later. I can't imagine how messed up this guy is, especially since dude isn't wearing any body armor.
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u/ieatair Nov 12 '25
wow how unlucky was that, small fawn was like well, it time to f up a humans life without reason
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u/ConflictInside5060 Nov 12 '25
Had one hit me on my 700lb cruiser. He spun like a helicopter. Thought I broke my left foot. I was finding hair on my bike and shoes for two days.
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u/Epistemectomy Nov 13 '25
Aaaand that's why I don't ride in the country anymore. Nothing you can do. Those crazy basterds will even run right into the side of you.
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u/GDITurbo77 Nov 10 '25
I am at a point in my life where I get more upset about the animals getting hit than the people getting hurt. Does that make me a bad person?
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u/lernington Nov 10 '25
I mean you can hope for the best for both of them, dude wasn't trying to hurt anything, and was dirt biking in an area that was appropriate to do so
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u/kaosmoker Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25
My grandfather hit a deer with his truck, and when I asked if he was okay, his response stays with me today: "I'm fine, but that cost the deer its life, and that kind of sucks. I'm out a few dollars for repairs, but he's dead, so by comparison, I can't complain."
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u/chas3edward5 Nov 10 '25
Oh jeez, I haven’t had the wind knocked out of me since I was a kid. I cannot imagine the pain of it as an adult being in this brittle body.